Party fouls:
infamousmk
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You just got new red wine glasses. You're excited to use them, so you clean one up and pour yourself a glass of wine. And a couple glasses later, you're sitting at the table, chatting in the interwebs. You reach for your wine glass with your right hand, brining it near your lips. Suddenly you notice a fruit fly (where the fvck do those things come from, anyway?!) trying to get near the lip of your new wine glass! With your left hand, you swat at the fruit fly, taking care to swat it away from your new wine glass, toward the kitchen table, but not too close to your laptop. Somehow in the melee, you accidentally swat the base of the wine glass, splashing red wine all over the table, floor, and cute PJs you put on especially for the event.
This is a Wednesday night party foul. Even when nobody is around, if you're having red wine, and put on cute PJs, it's a 'party'.
Share your most hilarious party fouls with me!
This is a Wednesday night party foul. Even when nobody is around, if you're having red wine, and put on cute PJs, it's a 'party'.
Share your most hilarious party fouls with me!
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it's 1 am, we're out of beer. Like a champ, I walk down to the store to get more beer. I buy 3 12 packs of...something.
I walk the 10 blocks back realizing this is not easy to carry when they are bottles in particular. I power on. I walk into the house, the hero.
"Guys I brought the--CRASH"
"umm...I brought a 12 pack..."0 -
I'm watching the discovery channel with my dogs in men's sweatpant and a sweater with the hood pulled up, snacking on crackers and hummus.
Yeah. It's a party over here too!0 -
it's 1 am, we're out of beer. Like a champ, I walk down to the store to get more beer. I buy 3 12 packs of...something.
I walk the 10 blocks back realizing this is not easy to carry when they are bottles in particular. I power on. I walk into the house, the hero.
"Guys I brought the--CRASH"
"umm...I brought a 12 pack..."
I've been seeing you around the MFPs.. this is a good story, and I'd expect nothing less of you!0 -
I'm watching the discovery channel with my dogs in men's sweatpant and a sweater with the hood pulled up, snacking on crackers and hummus.
Yeah. It's a party over here too!
I want to shoot your gun.
I wish this was a sexy innunendo, but I really do just love shooting.
If i come visit, can we snuggle and stare out into the tundra together? Is that tundra there? No matter, the cuddling is the important part.0 -
I'm still trying to picture the dogs in sweatpants....
Ok. I can't take it one more minute on some random ****ty day. I finally pack the kids into bed and waste 250 calories on a huge margarita. I drink it. As I'm looking into the bottom of the empty glass I realize my husband bought the mix instead of the usual mixed, and I didn't put tequila in it. Well F....k0 -
I'm still trying to picture the dogs in sweatpants....
LOL.
Well...one of them is in a diaper. Does that do it for ya?0 -
I'm still trying to picture the dogs in sweatpants....
Ok. I can't take it one more minute on some random ****ty day. I finally pack the kids into bed and waste 250 calories on a huge margarita. I drink it. As I'm looking into the bottom of the empty glass I realize my husband bought the mix instead of the usual mixed, and I didn't put tequila in it. Well F....k
BWAHAHAHHAHAHA!!! Dang. Wasted calories.0 -
LOL Where's that margarita when ya need it???!I'm still trying to picture the dogs in sweatpants....
LOL.
Well...one of them is in a diaper. Does that do it for ya?0 -
I'm still trying to picture the dogs in sweatpants....
LOL.
Well...one of them is in a diaper. Does that do it for ya?
My dogs wear sweaters in cool weather. They're ripped little daschunds, they get cold.0 -
I'm watching the discovery channel with my dogs in men's sweatpant and a sweater with the hood pulled up, snacking on crackers and hummus.
Yeah. It's a party over here too!
I want to shoot your gun.
I wish this was a sexy innunendo, but I really do just love shooting.
If i come visit, can we snuggle and stare out into the tundra together? Is that tundra there? No matter, the cuddling is the important part.
Not tundra quite yet. It's still forest here. We can drive to the tundra if you want though
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love it !!:laugh: here, have another one :drinker:it's 1 am, we're out of beer. Like a champ, I walk down to the store to get more beer. I buy 3 12 packs of...something.
I walk the 10 blocks back realizing this is not easy to carry when they are bottles in particular. I power on. I walk into the house, the hero.
"Guys I brought the--CRASH"
"umm...I brought a 12 pack..."0 -
I too have participated in your party foul :-)
Another one for me: best friend's wedding I am in. Go to set my wine glass down at the bar for a refill. Smashes everywhere despite my gentle set. Everyone is in awe. Head out to the dance floor shortly after...my friend smacks my glass out of my hands. Another glass broken. Now I'm not saying I wasn't feeling happy but I sure wasn't that gone to break two glasses! It was pretty funny to say the least though! I am now know as the "strongest girl" since I can smash a wine glass just by setting it down :-)0 -
I have learned not to drink red wine near electronics or if I'm wearing anything other than black or sitting in a room with any kind of carpeted floor. Might I recommend your next drink be consumed outside, naked in the hot tub with company? It's spill-proof and bonus-heavy.0
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...tonight I took out two beers to beer boil shrimp. I used like 1/5 of a bottle for the shrimp.
Not a party foul. At all. Just a fun night.0 -
I was on vacation with my boyfriend and his family. We were camping because we are poor but his dad rented a fancy condo. They all go out to dinner and we stay in said fancy condo to relax alone. We are sitting on the fancy, doubtlessly expensive, couch drinking red wine. The boyfriend was animatedly telling me a story and talking with his hands. He makes a motion with his hand and throws the full glass of red wine over his shoulder all over the couch.
:yawn: <--- My slow motion scream.
Thankfully the cushion covers zipped off so we could throw them in the ensuite washer and dryer.
Unfortunately this family walked in as we were frantically zipping covers back on cushions..and to this day his dad still thinks we were doing something naughty on the couch. Something so naughty we had to wash the covers.0 -
I have learned not to drink red wine near electronics or if I'm wearing anything other than black or sitting in a room with any kind of carpeted floor. Might I recommend your next drink be consumed outside, naked in the hot tub with company? It's spill-proof and bonus-heavy.
The hottub has been broken for months! Pretty sure the boyfriend will be getting all of the parts and fixing it before first snowfall, though.0 -
I'm watching the discovery channel with my dogs in men's sweatpant and a sweater with the hood pulled up, snacking on crackers and hummus.
Yeah. It's a party over here too!
I want to shoot your gun.
I wish this was a sexy innunendo, but I really do just love shooting.
If i come visit, can we snuggle and stare out into the tundra together? Is that tundra there? No matter, the cuddling is the important part.
Not tundra quite yet. It's still forest here. We can drive to the tundra if you want though
YESSSSSSSS! I love seeing the world!0 -
...tonight I took out two beers to beer boil shrimp. I used like 1/5 of a bottle for the shrimp.
Not a party foul. At all. Just a fun night.
that's a party win.0 -
I was on vacation with my boyfriend and his family. We were camping because we are poor but his dad rented a fancy condo. They all go out to dinner and we stay in said fancy condo to relax alone. We are sitting on the fancy, doubtlessly expensive, couch drinking red wine. The boyfriend was animatedly telling me a story and talking with his hands. He makes a motion with his hand and throws the full glass of red wine over his shoulder all over the couch.
:yawn: <--- My slow motion scream.
Thankfully the cushion covers zipped off so we could throw them in the ensuite washer and dryer.
Unfortunately this family walked in as we were frantically zipping covers back on cushions..and to this day his dad still thinks we were doing something naughty on the couch. Something so naughty we had to wash the covers.
Promise me you did something naughty on the couch later, though??0 -
We took care of that as soon as they were out of the apartment
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Isn't that the point at which you just do two quick shots of tequila and call it a win?I'm still trying to picture the dogs in sweatpants....
Ok. I can't take it one more minute on some random ****ty day. I finally pack the kids into bed and waste 250 calories on a huge margarita. I drink it. As I'm looking into the bottom of the empty glass I realize my husband bought the mix instead of the usual mixed, and I didn't put tequila in it. Well F....k0 -
Mines more sad than hilarious. Sad for me, maybe funny for you. lol I had the most sexy pair of tall, delicate wine glasses. I was so protective...I had a few glasses of wine, and set it on the counter. My husband walked into the kitchen and I panicked because I just new he was going to break it! I ran in there and in my haste to save the glass from my husband, I knock it off the counter and it shatters. He just stands there looking at me like W.T.F? Because he was no where near it. HAHA!! Picture me in slow motion flying across the kitchen ""Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" and then swiftly knock it on the floor. Wow.
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Mines more sad than hilarious. Sad for me, maybe funny for you. lol I had the most sexy pair of tall, delicate wine glasses. I was so protective...I had a few glasses of wine, and set it on the counter. My husband walked into the kitchen and I panicked because I just new he was going to break it! I ran in there and in my haste to save the glass from my husband, I knock it off the counter and it shatters. He just stands there looking at me like W.T.F? Because he was no where near it. HAHA!! Picture me in slow motion flying across the kitchen ""Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" and then swiftly knock it on the floor. Wow.
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LMFAO!!!!!!! I can totally see that.
I can see myself doing it too, sadly. lol.
I don't buy nice glasses. I know better than that.
My wine glasses come from the $1 store. They are short and sturdy. Sometimes naive friends give me nice glasses. They live in my cupboard.0 -
Mines more sad than hilarious. Sad for me, maybe funny for you. lol I had the most sexy pair of tall, delicate wine glasses. I was so protective...I had a few glasses of wine, and set it on the counter. My husband walked into the kitchen and I panicked because I just new he was going to break it! I ran in there and in my haste to save the glass from my husband, I knock it off the counter and it shatters. He just stands there looking at me like W.T.F? Because he was no where near it. HAHA!! Picture me in slow motion flying across the kitchen ""Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" and then swiftly knock it on the floor. Wow.
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This visual was fantastic!0 -
Once while playing kings cup I had to go puke (like 4 beers in....) for whatever reason.
Came back and continued drinking. Definite party foul in all possible contexts.0 -
I don't think I would admit that.... even on the interwebs0
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Proud of my falls (or fouls) and proud of the puke and rally.0
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I'm still trying to picture the dogs in sweatpants....
Ok. I can't take it one more minute on some random ****ty day. I finally pack the kids into bed and waste 250 calories on a huge margarita. I drink it. As I'm looking into the bottom of the empty glass I realize my husband bought the mix instead of the usual mixed, and I didn't put tequila in it. Well F....k
Oh, thats a sad story too...0 -
::thumbs up::
Isn't that the point at which you just do two quick shots of tequila and call it a win?I'm still trying to picture the dogs in sweatpants....
Ok. I can't take it one more minute on some random ****ty day. I finally pack the kids into bed and waste 250 calories on a huge margarita. I drink it. As I'm looking into the bottom of the empty glass I realize my husband bought the mix instead of the usual mixed, and I didn't put tequila in it. Well F....k0 -
Proud of my falls (or fouls) and proud of the puke and rally.
OMG. We were separated at birth. The Puke and Rally MAKES a party.0
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