I'm so effing fabulous, tell me why YOU are....

rmwinters

too funny--i can hear his voice in my head!

HMonsterX

My boobs are perky
I have an orange hand from spray tanning
I drink beer like a man
My toes are pedicured
I work for free -- practically
I'm SMRT
My hair is AMAZING
My mom thinks I'm cool
My man friend thinks I'm pretty cool too
I can change my own tire/oil

Are you available?