Unexpected downfalls of being a parent....

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  • ee_Lewis
    ee_Lewis Posts: 2
    I put desitin on my toothbrush and was about a half second from brushing my teeth with it when it occured to me why it was REALLY hard to get the toothpaste out this time, geez!
  • MzMiller1215
    MzMiller1215 Posts: 633 Member
    Explaining to my son that just because he CAN pee anywhere does not mean that he should pee everywhere...

    LOL!! :laugh: Hilarious!!
  • MFPAddict
    MFPAddict Posts: 2,069 Member
    Uncontrollable humming/singing of Camp Rock & High School Musical songs. :sad:

    No Joe Jonas, the voice you hear inside your head is me telling you to STFU!
  • ryanfeltz
    ryanfeltz Posts: 126
    Finding 2 packages of fruit snacks in my purse when what I really needed was a tampon.....

    I, too, quote Phineas and Ferb.

    dong my best not to crack up when my oldest gives me the remedy of his own making for the wrinkles on my chest ( too much sun when i was younger) MOM all you have to do is get this shirt to seperate " those things" ( my breasts) so they dont touch while you sleep and then the wrinkles will go away.

    Singing the whole intro to Jake and the neverland Pirates... when there is not a child in site.

    Yep I am a Mom
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
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  • luvlite2
    luvlite2 Posts: 59
    OOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?? You know the rest...found myself singing this coming in to work today...had to laugh at that one!
  • FairyMiss
    FairyMiss Posts: 1,812 Member
    finally clearing all the barney songs from my head only to be permently replaced by the theme to Good Luck Charlie
  • wasro
    wasro Posts: 39 Member
    Loving these posts : )
  • dmpizza
    dmpizza Posts: 3,321 Member
    Having stains near the shoulder of all your clothes from there little mouths being dirty.
    (This is a long time ago for me)
  • brandalini
    brandalini Posts: 237 Member
    the stupidest movie ever made...

    "Shark boy and Lava girl"

    A movie that needs to be watched everyday? Ask my 3 & 6 year olds... it is a MANDITORY movie..
    Cars or Cars 2

    I've watched everyday I've spent with them for the last 365 days. Now we've added Tangled into the mix.

    Oh man, I love Tangled! Cars is okay, but I am SO sick of it too! My son is obsessed with the Ninja turtles cartoon that I stupidly bought on dvd.....
  • jenny95662
    jenny95662 Posts: 997 Member
    cut myself this morning.
    Going to work sporting a flouresent green spongebob band aid.




    You know the drill, add your own! :D

    how is this a problem?? i have pokemon band aids. GOTTA CATCH'EM ALL!!!

    where...where...WHERE DID YOU GET THESE? I REALLY. LIKE. POKEMON.

    my husband always goes to work with princess band aids lmao


    my downfall is when you are smart to bring your kids 2nd pair of clothes but not yourself and they pee all over you leg while sitting on you. Then you get to sport the pee pants till you get home from the market [sigh]
  • Iamfit4life
    Iamfit4life Posts: 3,095 Member
    the stupidest movie ever made...

    "Shark boy and Lava girl"

    A movie that needs to be watched everyday? Ask my 3 & 6 year olds... it is a MANDITORY movie..
    Cars or Cars 2

    I've watched everyday I've spent with them for the last 365 days. Now we've added Tangled into the mix.

    Oh man, I love Tangled! Cars is okay, but I am SO sick of it too! My son is obsessed with the Ninja turtles cartoon that I stupidly bought on dvd.....

    i didn't mind cars. I still don't. What I DO mind is having to buy every piece of plastic crap with CARS stamped on it.
  • Triquetra
    Triquetra Posts: 270 Member

    They both also seem to miss the toilet consistently or manage to pee all over the seat. Trust me, you don't want to be the person coming in after them sometimes to use the bathroom.

    I am in the middle of a bathroom remo at my house, yes I am adding a urinal into my house, I have a 12 yr old who still can't aim and all the girls in the house have protested enough that a urinal has become necessary :laugh: , the other option was have him pee in the yard with the dog :laugh:
  • pauldbarnhart
    pauldbarnhart Posts: 5,999 Member
    When potty training my son, he would always run out the front door and pee off the front porch (even if he had to pass the bathroom to do so).

    I found out a couple of years later that his incredibly mean half sister had told him there was a snake that lived in the toilet that would bite his weewee off if he tried to pee in the toilet. Of coiurse, the same rotten kid told him there was a tiger in his closet (hence his aversion to hanging up clothes).
  • skylark94
    skylark94 Posts: 2,036 Member
    Not really a downfall, but definitely a kid influence. I have the Wonder Pets "phone is ringing" song as my ringtone on my iPhone. I can always spot the parents smiling when it rings in public.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxlWvE2U0nw
  • stephr2014
    stephr2014 Posts: 311 Member
    I catch myself randomly singing the words to "the wonder pets song" or "Yo gabba gabba" :blushing:
  • KarenPopoff
    KarenPopoff Posts: 38 Member
    My son likes to call everyone Dump Truck but it sounds like Dumb F**k.
  • amfmmama
    amfmmama Posts: 1,420 Member
    my favorite mispronounciation... when talking about the GPS "Mama, that lady gives great erections!"
  • LilysMom28
    LilysMom28 Posts: 236 Member
    I dont know if this is a downfall but I found Cheerios in my purse this morning. haha

    I found a gummy bear in my purse the other day. And I ate it. And it was delicious. And I didn't log it.

    hahaha thats awesome!! :laugh:
  • GorillaNJ
    GorillaNJ Posts: 4,024 Member
    I have to do homework again... I hated it when I was in school, guess what that has not changed.
  • brianward81
    brianward81 Posts: 217 Member
    Becoming a tissue.

    Having glitter on everything because your daughter loves fairies.

    Catching vomit as it flows from your daughters mouth while saying, "Its ok sweetie, you'll be alright." and simultaneously thinking, "Oh crap, I have to vomit now this is disgusting!"

    Instead of having a good song stuck in my head I have The Wiggles, Yo Gabba Gabba, Sesame Street and other mind destroying songs populating my brain.

    Going to a Wiggles concert - my first is this Sunday. I am scared.
  • TS65
    TS65 Posts: 1,024 Member
    My son likes to call everyone Dump Truck but it sounds like Dumb F**k.

    When my son was 2, he had a buzz lightyear doll. He'd often be heard saying "I want bud light" (usually in public with people we don't know! :laugh: )
  • ahinescapron
    ahinescapron Posts: 351 Member
    My son had really bad reflux when he was little and I was constantly being barfed on. I would show up to my classes for my PhD (so, with lots of professional-looking people) and find barf on my shirt or in my hair.
  • FairyMiss
    FairyMiss Posts: 1,812 Member
    My son likes to call everyone Dump Truck but it sounds like Dumb F**k.

    When my son was 2, he had a buzz lightyear doll. He'd often be heard saying "I want bud light" (usually in public with people we don't know! :laugh: )

    my son (asd) has a speech problem , and he is a fan of the tampa bay. he used to have trouble with b sounds , they sounded like f's , its real fun being in a sports store and hearing him yell from across the store "MOM THEY HAVE THE *UCCENEERS"
  • FairyMiss
    FairyMiss Posts: 1,812 Member
    Not really a downfall, but definitely a kid influence. I have the Wonder Pets "phone is ringing" song as my ringtone on my iPhone. I can always spot the parents smiling when it rings in public.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxlWvE2U0nw

    EHHH umm me too
  • FairyMiss
    FairyMiss Posts: 1,812 Member
    I can't sleep for more than 4 hours without waking myself up to check on her breathing, she's almost 2 1/2.

    i STILL catch my self doing that .... he is 12
  • MamaBear57
    MamaBear57 Posts: 336 Member
    I have done this and caught myself singing to it.....lol
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