What I want from my woman

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  • solpwr
    solpwr Posts: 1,039 Member
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    Wow that's some ancient s**t right there.

    Nice provacation. Fail.
  • solpwr
    solpwr Posts: 1,039 Member
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    Wow that's some ancient s**t right there.

    Nice provacation. Fail.

    You'll do.

    Now go put another log on the fire.

    I should have known you would be into guys. Sorry I like women.
  • Elizabeth_C34
    Elizabeth_C34 Posts: 6,376 Member
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    I think everyone else missed the John Anderson "Black Sheep" reference. :wink:

    And we have a winner!!!!!!!

    I caught it but I'm late for the show. :)
  • Phoenix24601
    Phoenix24601 Posts: 620 Member
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    This really isn't bad. Is this really all you want? Shouldn't be that hard to find.

    edit: I know the answer to the question is probably no. lol

    edit again: Oh, it's a song. *hangs head in shame*
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,118 Member
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    Wimmin, send me your applications.

    or your nekkid pictures.
  • AlsDonkBoxSquat
    AlsDonkBoxSquat Posts: 6,128 Member
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    1. Wake me up early.

    2. Be good to my dogs.

    3. Teach my children to pray.

    1) there is no interruption of sleep in my house. I get up early with the kid and let him lay in a bit when whe don't both have to be out the door by 515.
    2) they're my dogs, he's good to them
    3) this was a big thing for me, no wedding and no kids until we could find a church that suited both of us.
  • AwesomelyAmber
    AwesomelyAmber Posts: 1,617 Member
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    I think everyone else missed the John Anderson "Black Sheep" reference. :wink:

    LMAO... That is EXACTLY what I was gonna write until I read that you did first! :)
  • netchik
    netchik Posts: 587 Member
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    Wimmin, send me your applications.

    Be with you in a minute, jus' making you a sammich
  • vanessaclarkgbr
    vanessaclarkgbr Posts: 765 Member
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    1. Wake me up early.

    2. Be good to my dogs.

    3. Teach my children to pray.

    1. Bring me a tea when you're up, if I'm not awake I can't wake you can I?

    2. Are they going to be nice to me?

    3. Teach them yourself as it's that important

    Are any women still living by these rules? What do they get out of the deal?
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
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    I can wake you up early because I go to work at 6:30. But if I went in later, you'd be on your own.

    I'm not the praying type.

    I do love dogs.
  • azQmaster
    azQmaster Posts: 448 Member
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    And make a good sandwich!
  • patilee
    patilee Posts: 125
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    Wow that's some ancient s**t right there.

    Nice provacation. Fail.

    You'll do.

    Now go put another log on the fire.

    Boil me up some bacon and some beans.....
  • Pollywog39
    Pollywog39 Posts: 1,730 Member
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    I can do it all.........and fry it up in a pan, and never, never,ever let you forget you're a man!

    whooot whoot!
  • audigal2008
    audigal2008 Posts: 1,129 Member
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    hmmm I used to go to work @ 4 am take my break @ 7 am..go home deliver coffee in bed to my hubby, get 2 kids ready for school, make all the lunches and head back to work! Yes I let the dog out too!

    USED TO....what happened?

    We got laid off and started our own biz , no need for an early schedule anymore, I do still bring coffee though and obviously get the kids ready
  • micklepickle61
    micklepickle61 Posts: 73
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    I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket.

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