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Douche bag

Hanna82
Hanna82 Posts: 138 Member
in Success Stories
Do people think you're a douche bag because you've suddenly gained more confidence and for once have a substantial amount of ego because you know how hard you've worked to look and feel awesome? Well screw those people.
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  • IamEric
    IamEric Posts: 67
    Hallelujah! Amen!
  • killagb
    killagb Posts: 3,280 Member
    No, it's more so because I spit vinegar and water on them.
  • jennajava
    jennajava Posts: 2,176 Member
    7) No explicit, sexual, offensive, insulting or vulgar content or language. This includes any explicit or "risque" images. The MyFitnessPal forums are rated PG-13.

    Moderator?
  • Hippititimus
    Hippititimus Posts: 30
    This hasn't happened to me, People have always thought I am a Douche Bag!!!
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    I hear that Polar makes a good douche bag.
  • DreamLittleDarling
    DreamLittleDarling Posts: 800 Member
    7) No explicit, sexual, offensive, insulting or vulgar content or language. This includes any explicit or "risque" images. The MyFitnessPal forums are rated PG-13.

    Moderator?

    you're joking, right?
  • McKayMachina
    McKayMachina Posts: 2,670 Member
    I don't think so.

    Maybe you're actually acting like a douche bag now?

    Purely speculation, as I don't know a thing about you and you look perfectly sweet. XD
  • jilliebk
    jilliebk Posts: 252 Member
    Since I lost weight some ppl been acting funny around me :( o well, like I say "Fu** EM"
  • GorillaNJ
    GorillaNJ Posts: 4,024 Member
    If you are a douche bag why do you give a *kitten*?
  • STACEBAR
    STACEBAR Posts: 21
    :huh:
  • voluptuous_veggie
    voluptuous_veggie Posts: 476 Member
    7) No explicit, sexual, offensive, insulting or vulgar content or language. This includes any explicit or "risque" images. The MyFitnessPal forums are rated PG-13.

    Moderator?

    How is a douche bag any more offensive than a bar of soap? They both do the same thing...
  • chocolateandvodka
    chocolateandvodka Posts: 1,850 Member
    no. people think you're a douche bag because your shirt says "Massengil". oh wait, no, that's Ed Hardy... sorry, i confuse the two...
  • engineman312
    engineman312 Posts: 3,450 Member
    they think i'm a douche bag because i pop my collar.
  • MrsBrosco
    MrsBrosco Posts: 295
    7) No explicit, sexual, offensive, insulting or vulgar content or language. This includes any explicit or "risque" images. The MyFitnessPal forums are rated PG-13.

    Moderator?

    you're joking, right?

    I second that... WTH?
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    Make sure you get a douche bag with a chest strap though.
  • Justjoshin
    Justjoshin Posts: 999 Member
    Me being an *kitten* has nothing to do with me being more fit, I've always been this way
  • My3Rayz
    My3Rayz Posts: 373
    no. people think you're a douche bag because your shirt says "Massengil". oh wait, no, that's Ed Hardy... sorry, i confuse the two...

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • ShannanLaNae
    ShannanLaNae Posts: 434 Member
    7) No explicit, sexual, offensive, insulting or vulgar content or language. This includes any explicit or "risque" images. The MyFitnessPal forums are rated PG-13.

    Moderator?

    you're joking, right?

    I second that... WTH?


    I THIRD THAT...ITS NOT THAT SERIOUS!!!!!
  • Kany
    Kany Posts: 336
    No, it's more so because I spit vinegar and water on them.

    LOL! yeah that's a total douche bag move.
  • Hanna82
    Hanna82 Posts: 138 Member
    7) No explicit, sexual, offensive, insulting or vulgar content or language. This includes any explicit or "risque" images. The MyFitnessPal forums are rated PG-13.

    Moderator?

    you're joking, right?

    thanks for having my back yo!
  • dls06
    dls06 Posts: 6,774 Member
    I don't think so.

    Maybe you're actually acting like a douche bag now?

    Purely speculation, as I don't know a thing about you and you look perfectly sweet. XD

    This:wink:
  • jennajava
    jennajava Posts: 2,176 Member
    7) No explicit, sexual, offensive, insulting or vulgar content or language. This includes any explicit or "risque" images. The MyFitnessPal forums are rated PG-13.

    Moderator?

    you're joking, right?

    That's a really offensive word, and I don't like seeing it on "recent posts" under my home page.
  • FairyMiss
    FairyMiss Posts: 1,812 Member
    7) No explicit, sexual, offensive, insulting or vulgar content or language. This includes any explicit or "risque" images. The MyFitnessPal forums are rated PG-13.

    Moderator?


    what about risque images of chickens?
  • Grimmerick
    Grimmerick Posts: 3,342 Member
    Anyone seen the picture book hot chicks with *kitten* (it's a real book), they should actually rename it to hot *kitten* with *kitten*, cause those chicks are definitely *kitten* too haha
  • Avalonis
    Avalonis Posts: 1,540 Member
    Do people think you're a douche bag because you've suddenly gained more confidence and for once have a substantial amount of ego because you know how hard you've worked to look and feel awesome? Well screw those people.

    Yep. I got called a *kitten* last weekend!
  • kennethmgreen
    kennethmgreen Posts: 1,759 Member
    Make sure you get a douche bag with a chest strap though.
    Funny because you milked it. Nicely done.
  • Unwrapping_Candy
    Unwrapping_Candy Posts: 487 Member
    7) No explicit, sexual, offensive, insulting or vulgar content or language. This includes any explicit or "risque" images. The MyFitnessPal forums are rated PG-13.

    Moderator?

    you're joking, right?

    I second that... WTH?


    I THIRD THAT...ITS NOT THAT SERIOUS!!!!!

    Fourth.
  • Salpica
    Salpica Posts: 205 Member
    7) No explicit, sexual, offensive, insulting or vulgar content or language. This includes any explicit or "risque" images. The MyFitnessPal forums are rated PG-13.

    Moderator?

    How is a douche bag any more offensive than a bar of soap? They both do the same thing...

    That actually made me laugh out loud!
  • PrettyLittleLiar79
    PrettyLittleLiar79 Posts: 189
    7) No explicit, sexual, offensive, insulting or vulgar content or language. This includes any explicit or "risque" images. The MyFitnessPal forums are rated PG-13.

    Moderator?

    How is a douche bag any more offensive than a bar of soap? They both do the same thing...

    LMAO! Touche'!!! :laugh:
  • MrsCon40
    MrsCon40 Posts: 2,351 Member
    7) No explicit, sexual, offensive, insulting or vulgar content or language. This includes any explicit or "risque" images. The MyFitnessPal forums are rated PG-13.

    Moderator?

    A *kitten* is a medical device.
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