Douche bag

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  • blue4myeyes
    blue4myeyes Posts: 93 Member
    omg..this is one of the best threads i have read in a while...bwahahahahahah
  • PrettyLittleLiar79
    PrettyLittleLiar79 Posts: 189
    The real question is: Should it count toward one's daily water intake?

    OMG! I am dying laughing here!! :laugh:
  • bzmom
    bzmom Posts: 1,332 Member
    OOPS DOUBLE POST!
  • rocketpants
    rocketpants Posts: 419 Member
    7) No explicit, sexual, offensive, insulting or vulgar content or language. This includes any explicit or "risque" images. The MyFitnessPal forums are rated PG-13.

    Moderator?

    I have heard d-bag used on regular TV many times. So it has to be pg-13. nanana boo boo, stick your head in doodoo


    To the original poster IMHO you usually get called a d-bag because you are one. Or some other dbag is trying to look like less of one by calling you out. Weightloss / confidence does not make you a dbag.

    and finally elExGordo wins the thread!!
  • chocolateandvodka
    chocolateandvodka Posts: 1,850 Member
    7) No explicit, sexual, offensive, insulting or vulgar content or language. This includes any explicit or "risque" images. The MyFitnessPal forums are rated PG-13.

    Moderator?

    you're joking, right?

    That's a really offensive word, and I don't like seeing it on "recent posts" under my home page.

    do you not go grocery shopping? they're sold in the women's hygeine aisle. along with pregnancy tests, panty liners, and other offensive, yet natural products we freely discuss here.
  • writtenINthestars
    writtenINthestars Posts: 1,933 Member
    7) No explicit, sexual, offensive, insulting or vulgar content or language. This includes any explicit or "risque" images. The MyFitnessPal forums are rated PG-13.

    Moderator?

    you're joking, right?

    ....I'm so confused. You wouldn't have it under your recent posts if you just ignored it and NOT posted.

    That's a really offensive word, and I don't like seeing it on "recent posts" under my home page.
  • thirtyandthriving
    thirtyandthriving Posts: 613 Member
    No, it's more so because I spit vinegar and water on them.
    Ahahhhhaahahha
  • lucythinmint
    lucythinmint Posts: 239
    7) No explicit, sexual, offensive, insulting or vulgar content or language. This includes any explicit or "risque" images. The MyFitnessPal forums are rated PG-13.

    Moderator?

    you're joking, right?

    That's a really offensive word, and I don't like seeing it on "recent posts" under my home page.

    But it's OK when it's used in terms of the cleansing of the female genitalia?
  • FairyMiss
    FairyMiss Posts: 1,812 Member
    Do people think you're a douche bag because you've suddenly gained more confidence and for once have a substantial amount of ego because you know how hard you've worked to look and feel awesome? Well screw those people.

    no the people around me all like the change in me. maybe i need new people?
  • Shweedog
    Shweedog Posts: 883 Member
    LOVE this thread! Hilarious!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:
  • Drunkadelic
    Drunkadelic Posts: 948 Member
    Make sure you get a douche bag with a chest strap though.

    I just snorted coffee on my monitor. :embarassed:

    Lesson learned: No drinking fluid while reading silly forums :)
  • boomboom011
    boomboom011 Posts: 1,459
    7) No explicit, sexual, offensive, insulting or vulgar content or language. This includes any explicit or "risque" images. The MyFitnessPal forums are rated PG-13.

    Moderator?

    you're joking, right?

    That's a really offensive word, and I don't like seeing it on "recent posts" under my home page.

    then by all means lets all conform to your preference.
  • dls06
    dls06 Posts: 6,774 Member
    So you lose weight and someone thinks you're a device used to administer a douche? I'm confused. Where did you lose the weight?

    This too:yawn:
  • PeachyKeene
    PeachyKeene Posts: 1,645 Member
    7) No explicit, sexual, offensive, insulting or vulgar content or language. This includes any explicit or "risque" images. The MyFitnessPal forums are rated PG-13.

    Moderator?

    you're joking, right?

    I second that... WTH?


    I THIRD THAT...ITS NOT THAT SERIOUS!!!!!

    Moderator wannabe?!?
  • SimplyShanRunning
    SimplyShanRunning Posts: 885 Member
    7) No explicit, sexual, offensive, insulting or vulgar content or language. This includes any explicit or "risque" images. The MyFitnessPal forums are rated PG-13.

    Moderator?

    Just why?

    Is douchecanoe better how about douchepickle ?
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    and finally elExGordo wins the thread!!
    Thank you! Thank you! I'm here all week.

    timmysessionsept20022.jpg
  • morganhccstudent724
    morganhccstudent724 Posts: 1,261 Member
    7) No explicit, sexual, offensive, insulting or vulgar content or language. This includes any explicit or "risque" images. The MyFitnessPal forums are rated PG-13.

    Moderator?


    This is your compliant for the day??? We need to trade lives :huh:
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,716 Member
    7) No explicit, sexual, offensive, insulting or vulgar content or language. This includes any explicit or "risque" images. The MyFitnessPal forums are rated PG-13.

    Moderator?

    you're joking, right?

    That's a really offensive word, and I don't like seeing it on "recent posts" under my home page.

    But it's OK when it's used in terms of the cleansing of the female genitalia?

    Nope. We're all supposed to pretend that nobody has any genitalia. We're all Barbie and Ken dolls here in non-offensive world. There are no bad words because they've all been erased. You have no genitalia and if you insist that you do you too will be taken away.
  • BigDaddyBRC
    BigDaddyBRC Posts: 2,395 Member
    I only think those in the Douche Canoe are Douche Bags
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    7) No explicit, sexual, offensive, insulting or vulgar content or language. This includes any explicit or "risque" images. The MyFitnessPal forums are rated PG-13.

    Moderator?

    you're joking, right?

    That's a really offensive word, and I don't like seeing it on "recent posts" under my home page.

    But it's OK when it's used in terms of the cleansing of the female genitalia?

    Nope. We're all supposed to pretend that nobody has any genitalia. We're all Barbie and Ken dolls here in non-offensive world. There are no bad words because they've all been erased. You have no genitalia and if you insist that you do you too will be taken away.
    No... We have tinkles, wee wees and hoohahs -- but they never stink and are never in need of some irrigation.
  • Cakepiebeer
    Cakepiebeer Posts: 392
    Everyone in here is a douche bag, Its one big happy douche bag club!!
  • Drunkadelic
    Drunkadelic Posts: 948 Member
    7) No explicit, sexual, offensive, insulting or vulgar content or language. This includes any explicit or "risque" images. The MyFitnessPal forums are rated PG-13.

    Moderator?

    you're joking, right?

    That's a really offensive word, and I don't like seeing it on "recent posts" under my home page.

    But it's OK when it's used in terms of the cleansing of the female genitalia?

    Um the term "female genitalia" is really offensive and I don't like seeing it pop up in a forum I choose to open and read.

    ATTN. FORUM MODERATOR!!!! Can you plz come save me??
  • getitamb
    getitamb Posts: 2,019 Member
    7) No explicit, sexual, offensive, insulting or vulgar content or language. This includes any explicit or "risque" images. The MyFitnessPal forums are rated PG-13.

    Moderator?

    you're joking, right?
    Yeah that is super lame.

    I second that... WTH?


    I THIRD THAT...ITS NOT THAT SERIOUS!!!!!

    Fourth.
  • bikermike5094
    bikermike5094 Posts: 1,752 Member
    I see a locked thread in the very near future....
  • dls06
    dls06 Posts: 6,774 Member
    :laugh: I think we are all missing something. Why would someone call you a douche bag for losing weight????????????
  • bzmom
    bzmom Posts: 1,332 Member
    Thank you now I have that $tupid barbie girl song ...:grumble:


    7) No explicit, sexual, offensive, insulting or vulgar content or language. This includes any explicit or "risque" images. The MyFitnessPal forums are rated PG-13.

    Moderator?

    you're joking, right?

    That's a really offensive word, and I don't like seeing it on "recent posts" under my home page.

    But it's OK when it's used in terms of the cleansing of the female genitalia?

    Nope. We're all supposed to pretend that nobody has any genitalia. We're all Barbie and Ken dolls here in non-offensive world. There are no bad words because they've all been erased. You have no genitalia and if you insist that you do you too will be taken away.
  • killagb
    killagb Posts: 3,280 Member
    7) No explicit, sexual, offensive, insulting or vulgar content or language. This includes any explicit or "risque" images. The MyFitnessPal forums are rated PG-13.

    Moderator?

    you're joking, right?

    That's a really offensive word, and I don't like seeing it on "recent posts" under my home page.

    But it's OK when it's used in terms of the cleansing of the female genitalia?

    Um the term "female genitalia" is really offensive and I don't like seeing it pop up in a forum I choose to open and read.

    ATTN. FORUM MODERATOR!!!! Can you plz come save me??

    You could always....stop coming back and reading.
  • Steven
    Steven Posts: 593 MFP Moderator
    Hey Posters,

    Regardless of the debate over whether the phrase in question is objectionable, this thread has fallen into the Black Hole of Rule 4:

    4) Do not attack/slam/insult other users. The forums are here so that members can help support one another. Attacks or insults against each other takes away from the supportive atmosphere and will not be tolerated. You can discuss the message or topic, but not the messenger - NO EXCEPTIONS. If you are attacked by another user, and you reciprocate, YOU will also be subject to the same consequences. Defending yourself, defending a friend, etc. are NOT excuses. Violations of this rule are taken very seriously and may result in being banned without warning! If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all.

    Too many of the posts were judgments of one poster on another, to make it worth the time to delete or edit the posts that make this thread forum-unfriendly, so I've locked it.

    If you'd like to review the forum rules, feel free to have a look at

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/14923-forum-rules-please-read-before-posting

    Thanks,
    Steven
    MyFitnessPal Staff
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