Does your significant other ever comment on....

katherines2230

How much you poop? Seems like I can never use the bathroom in peace without my fiancé knocking on the door making some crazy joke about it. Some people like to read magazines or newspapers when they go but me? I like to surf MFP message boards when I go so yes it takes a minute. This morning I get a text from him, while he's sitting in the next room, and he asks what I'm doing in there...says he doesn't hear any water splashing so he knows I'm not taking a bath. This isn't the first time we've gone through me losing weight and pooping a lot so he should be used to it. I'm starting to think he's getting a little obsessed with my bowel patterns :huh: :laugh:

SkateboardFi

LMFAO!!!! no. i can't say that my man has ever made a comment :laugh:

voluptuous_veggie

I don't care who it is...SO or not, I love announcing that I'm going to go take a nice steamy dump!

ilovedeadlifts

we just make it a joke.

I for one believe that women don't poop.

Qarol

uhhh, no

voluptuous_veggie

we just make it a joke.

I for one believe that women don't poop.

Women are pooping machines!

sblair77

My hubby seems to be keeping some sort of count and will comment that he is jealous if I go more than him! Hahahahaha

maidentl

I did tell mine the other day that poop is fat leaving the body. :laugh:

lururu

I find it really frustrating that I can't use the toilet without my 3 year old coming along too................. She asks me if I'm having a poop too and if I say yes she replies 'Good Girl Mummy!!'

My husband never comments on it tho :P

innerfashionista

I talk about it with other mfps. My husband is a nurse and I ask him all the time about weird things my body is doing with the lifestyle change.

jaxdiablo

If he thinks he's funny, leave the door open and have a very detailed conversation with him about your feelings in the relationship. If that doesn't shut him up nothing will.

trybefan

we just make it a joke.

I for one believe that women don't poop.

HAHAHAHAHA!!! I always make the comment that my wife doesnt poop, she just takes a can of "Poop spray" and sprays it in there when she is done

vim_n_vigor

My husband doesn't, but my little ones apparently think I need help potty training still and will remind me to wipe my butt so it doesn't itch later!

LizzieBee17

LOL... I was always taught that ladies don't talk about that :embarassed: ..... and so I don't. But my BF is dying to figure out when and if it even happens. he says I am not human. :laugh:

Rachaelluvszipped

:laugh: :laugh: that is HILARIOUS!!! Omg!! Seriously...I would totally get him for that..make jokes about him going as well..maybe say "Don't be hatin' cause I can release stuff and all you do is retain it":laugh:

Tujitsu56

LMAO, this is too funny. Did you post this while in there as he was texting? Love it!

Pangea250

So...where were you when you typed this post?

_Tristan_

LOL. Wow, I wouldn't care what you're doing if the door is closed.

lovinlife71

No....and we are both nurses!!! LOL:laugh:

McKayMachina

Gross. I would lose it if a guy did that to me.

One once asked me "What took you so long?" and I gave him the death stare. He never asked me about my bathroom habits again.

:laugh:

liftingbro

I find it really frustrating that I can't use the toilet without my 3 year old coming along too................. She asks me if I'm having a poop too and if I say yes she replies 'Good Girl Mummy!!'

My husband never comments on it tho :P

Yeah, my wife can't go to the bathroom without our 3 (almost 4 year old) going with her.

txangel0319

This is the funniest topic I've read in a while. :laugh: Oh hell, I can't stop laughing! & my answer to your question is no. But your situation is hilarious! I def think he's just giving you a hard time. You should go in the restroom more often & just put the seat down, browse mfp & make him wonder.... :bigsmile:

ML0305

I find it really frustrating that I can't use the toilet without my 3 year old coming along too................. She asks me if I'm having a poop too and if I say yes she replies 'Good Girl Mummy!!'

My husband never comments on it tho :P

I feel ya! I'm going through the same thing. I cant lock the door but my hubby can...wth??? I cant have privacy but he can??? :grumble:

AngieM76

I just wish I could go poop! Might move the scale a little more.

fat_tastic

Ha! This is funny. My fiancee doesn't say anything to me but I'm always saying something to him. I always ask him why he's camping out in the bathroom. He can be in there for up to 45 minutes sometimes killing the tidy bowl man. He does say he's not always pooping, he reads his cigar and car magazines, tinker with his watches etc. My thing is if your not pooping all that time wouldn't the couch me more comfortable? I do my business and can't wait to get out of there, I almost start to get claustrophobic. Either way to each his or her own. As long as your not holding it up when someone else needs to use it..... then poop on my sister! (or what ever else your doing in there )

LorinaLynn

There's no need for him to comment on it. I announce it!

leynak

This reminds me of my life- I have 2 kids, a fiance, & 2 cats- It's not possible for me to go in the bathroom for *anything* without people knocking asking me when I'm coming out or cats scratching at the door to get in (they are obsessed with following me in.) And yes, my fiance can not let me go in without asking what I'm doing. I'm in the bathroom! What do you think? I'm using the bathroom!

Sometimes I wish I had a secret revolving door that led to a bathroom no one but I knew about ...:ohwell:

katherines2230

My toddler is almost two and he's worse than she is. Sometimes they are both at the door asking what I am doing! Oh and BTW, I actually waited til I was done to post this thread, but I thought about it....Bahahaha!

SkateboardFi

So...where were you when you typed this post?

My husband doesn't, but my little ones apparently think I need help potty training still and will remind me to wipe my butt so it doesn't itch later!

LMAO! :laugh:

voluptuous_veggie

Ha! This is funny. My fiancee doesn't say anything to me but I'm always saying something to him. I always ask him why he's camping out in the bathroom. He can be in there for up to 45 minutes sometimes killing the tidy bowl man. He does say he's not always pooping, he reads his cigar and car magazines, tinker with his watches etc. My thing is if your not pooping all that time wouldn't the couch me more comfortable? I do my business and can't wait to get out of there, I almost start to get claustrophobic. Either way to each his or her own. As long as your not holding it up when someone else needs to use it..... then poop on my sister! (or what ever else your doing in there )

It's probably not his watch he's tinkering with that whole time, fyi...

♥_Ellybean_♥

we just make it a joke.

I for one believe that women don't poop.

:laugh: