Does your significant other ever comment on....
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Wait! Whuuuut?! Nooooo.....0
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Just tell him you're "taking care of yourself since you couldn't finish the job"0
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There's no need for him to comment on it. I announce it!
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If he thinks he's funny, leave the door open and have a very detailed conversation with him about your feelings in the relationship. If that doesn't shut him up nothing will.
LMAO...I like the way you think!0 -
No....and we are both nurses!!! LOL:laugh:
I am too!0 -
Sounds like my husband! I get no privacy in the bathroom between my husband and kids. It's like everyone needs something as soon as I shut the door. My husband texts me while I'm in there too. The worst though is that he thinks it's funny to trap me in the bathroom while he's pooping. Sooo gross. But kind of funny. If I was strong enough I would do it to him too lol. We might be just a little too comfortable with each other
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Thankfully my husband has shown no interest in my plumbing!! My 2 yr however, comes in the bathroom, stands between my legs, crinkles her nose and says "Ew Mommy are you pooping? You stink!" and I respond "Then get out!"0
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LMAO!-- although that is funny I would get to the point of being annoyed- maybe start asking him to always bring you some toilet paper maybe then he'll think it's a chore because he's having to do something for you everytime you go in! ; ) good luck with your weight loss!0
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My toddler is almost two and he's worse than she is. Sometimes they are both at the door asking what I am doing! Oh and BTW, I actually waited til I was done to post this thread, but I thought about it....Bahahaha!
Yeah right. I bet a 3rd of all post on these forums are from the crapper.0 -
LOL this topic is fabulous.
I hate when someone talks to me over the door and I made it clear to everyone!0 -
Actually yes! I don't poop a significant amount (once per day usually). But when I do, and he notices, he'll yell in the bathroom asking what I'm doing, or ask me what I was doing when I come out. He also thinks it's hilarious when I pass gas, because I never do in front of him, but after 2 kids it's harder to hold them sometimes lol. Usually ends up in a long giggle fest from both of us.0
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My husband knocks on the door and in a foreign housekeeper accent (think German or eastern European accent) he says " Do you need fluff pillows? I fluff pillow". Or I'll send him a text while he is in the bathroom of my daughter and I holding our noses (he plays games while on the toilet). Yeah, we are dorks.0
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We have six people (us and four kids) and only one bathroom so there is constantly someone banging on a bathroom door. I personally lock the thing when I'm in there! The kids no longer try to get in since they're getting older but I don't need anyone barging in. It's terrible to have to announce that you're going to poop but unless I want them banging on the door I tell them I'm going to be awhile and does anyone need anything from the bathroom. My kids are the WORST about camping out in there! I think they use it as their own private time because everyone shares a bedroom. I had to ban reading in there for awhile because they'd take so long. I did notice that when we remodeled the bathroom and had to use a Porta Potty in the front yard for a week nobody took as long! 0
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Back when we got married my wife was affraid to poop while I was around for some reason. I swear she'd go 3-4 days without pooping and then it would be poopaggedon and half the upper floor of the house would be toxic for half the day.
Now that we've been married for 5 years, she doesn't shut the door all the time and announces poops ahead of time. Damn bathroom is probably her favorite place in the house now.0 -
According to my husband women don't poop. Instead we go in and rose petals scatter out into the toilet.
I get followed into the loo by Mr nearly 3.
It's the shower where I get the most followers. I cannot have a shower without a visit from Mr 6, Mr nearly 3, a cat or my hubby. And sometimes hubby has Mr 2 months with him!
I think I almost remember what privacy feels like.0 -
Thread of the week! :laugh:
When I get up in the night and my OH wakes up and asks what I'm doing (I'm invariably fumbling in the dark for my glasses and a magazine), I tell him I'm going for a read...0 -
I have learned over the years that as soon as we have children we lost ALL BATHROOM PRIVACY !!!!! I dont even bother anymore, I leave the door open!! they both stand in the doorway and try to talk to me the whole time !! It drives me NUTS ! FINALLY I SAY "" HEY DO YOU WANT TO WIPE ME?????IF NOT THAN PLEASE LEAVE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! for some reason they take off running! LOL
I cant even soak in a tub by myself with out someone wanting to come into the bathroom...DAMN IT PEOPLE NOTHING IS THAT IMPORTANT THAT YOU CANT WAIT UNTIL I AM DONE IN THE POTTY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It does drive them crazy that I will allow my friends in there to get ready to go out when I am using the barthroom ! I dont know ITS A GIRL THING!0 -
No. because I would knock him out!0
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hahaha!!!!!! I always turn the water on when my bf is over & I have to go!!! lmao!!! :laugh: :laugh:0
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well before the weight loss mine would always say ,,,,when do u ever,,,but know he like i thought u never did,,,,0
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We're the other way around - kind of!
My OH is convinced that every time he goes for #2, I go into the bathroom straight after him.. I may do coincidentally but not on purpose!
He calls me the poop inspector :-(
He always knows what I am up to as it's the only time I close the bathroom door - eeeek!0 -
hahaha!!!!!! I always turn the water on when my bf is over & I have to go!!! lmao!!! :laugh: :laugh:
LMAO i do that and i LIVE with mine..0 -
FYI, that does not cover up the huge fart in the middle of it.hahaha!!!!!! I always turn the water on when my bf is over & I have to go!!! lmao!!! :laugh: :laugh:
LMAO i do that and i LIVE with mine..0 -
Never about how much. But I let some real paint peelers go and she wonders how something so foul and rank can fester inside of a human being. Does that count?How much you poop? Seems like I can never use the bathroom in peace without my fiancé knocking on the door making some crazy joke about it. Some people like to read magazines or newspapers when they go but me? I like to surf MFP message boards when I go so yes it takes a minute. This morning I get a text from him, while he's sitting in the next room, and he asks what I'm doing in there...says he doesn't hear any water splashing so he knows I'm not taking a bath. This isn't the first time we've gone through me losing weight and pooping a lot so he should be used to it. I'm starting to think he's getting a little obsessed with my bowel patterns :huh: :laugh:0
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FYI, that does not cover up the huge fart in the middle of it.hahaha!!!!!! I always turn the water on when my bf is over & I have to go!!! lmao!!! :laugh: :laugh:
LMAO i do that and i LIVE with mine..
if you spread your cheeks it does...a fart is nothing but vibrations of skin. LMAO0 -
FYI, that does not cover up the huge fart in the middle of it.hahaha!!!!!! I always turn the water on when my bf is over & I have to go!!! lmao!!! :laugh: :laugh:
LMAO i do that and i LIVE with mine..
if you spread your cheeks it does...a fart is nothing but vibrations of skin. LMAO
I guess that helps.
I'm affraid I know way too much about your pooping habits for not really even knowing you. :laugh:0 -
My husband thinks that women pooping is disgusting, but normal for guys lol...Don't know what planet he is from
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Oh, what he DOES comment on is that he can always hear me getting on the scales immediately afterwards :blushing:0
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I think when I drink a lot of purple grape juice, it turns my poop green. Has anyone else had this happen?0
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FYI, that does not cover up the huge fart in the middle of it.hahaha!!!!!! I always turn the water on when my bf is over & I have to go!!! lmao!!! :laugh: :laugh:
LMAO i do that and i LIVE with mine..
if you spread your cheeks it does...a fart is nothing but vibrations of skin. LMAO
I guess that helps.
I'm affraid I know way too much about your pooping habits for not really even knowing you. :laugh:
LMAO! right?0
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