Rice, Chicken and Apples

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  • RINat612
    RINat612 Posts: 251 Member
    Rice and chicken I could handle. But an apple only day? Sheesh!

    EDIT: Oh my I fell for a necro!
  • PJPrimrose
    PJPrimrose Posts: 916 Member
    I can see this now...."Hey honey" we're going to eat rice, chicken and apples..." My husband says in his helpful way,
    "That sounds like an interesting combo do want help with the apples, rice or for me to start roasting the chicken?" I reply,
    "No, we're going to eat nothing but rice one day, you know, plain; chicken the next, again plain, then nothing but apples to "unclog" from all the chicken and rice!"

    ....silence...

    My husband quietly goes in the other room and calls the hospital to reserve me a padded room....

    Nope, I don't think this "diet" is going to work out for me.
  • ZombieEarhart
    ZombieEarhart Posts: 320 Member
    Sound's super! One question though, on day 3 how far can I safely range from the toilet? Can I just be in my house all day, or do I actually have to stay in the bathroom?

    ETA: Ugh, zombie post, now I'll never know the answer :(
  • AllOutof_Bubblegum
    AllOutof_Bubblegum Posts: 3,646 Member
    Stop with the crazy diets!

    Stop looking for shortcuts!

    Please listen to this ^^. That diet is sheer crazy-talk.
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