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Will I ever pee alone again?
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"Mommy needs to potty." *puts dog outside door*
*SLAM*
*tickle*
....repeat as necessary.0 -
I have perfected running to the bathroom while kids are not looking. ONLY way I pee by myself.0
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Umm tickle WHAT in the bathroom?"Mommy needs to potty." *puts dog outside door*
*SLAM*
*tickle*
....repeat as necessary.0 -
nope! even at 10 & 13 my kids bother me in the bathroom. The dog and cats like to join me too....0
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Umm tickle WHAT in the bathroom?"Mommy needs to potty." *puts dog outside door*
*SLAM*
*tickle*
....repeat as necessary.
I was just thinking the same thing!0 -
:laugh:
Umm tickle WHAT in the bathroom?"Mommy needs to potty." *puts dog outside door*
*SLAM*
*tickle*
....repeat as necessary.0 -
Umm tickle WHAT in the bathroom?"Mommy needs to potty." *puts dog outside door*
*SLAM*
*tickle*
....repeat as necessary.
I was just thinking the same thing!
I think it was supposed to be "tinkle". Either way - fun!!0 -
nope! even at 10 & 13 my kids bother me in the bathroom. The dog and cats like to join me too....
Is it because we're so awesome?0 -
Start peeing outside with the dog. See how she/he likes it.0
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Umm tickle WHAT in the bathroom?"Mommy needs to potty." *puts dog outside door*
*SLAM*
*tickle*
....repeat as necessary.
I was just thinking the same thing!
I think it was supposed to be "tinkle". Either way - fun!!
Apparently I'm the only one that slaps and tickles in the potty;)0 -
I feel ya.. my son tries to HELP me go potty... Don't worry folks I draw the line at wiping.... :sick:0
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My dogs whine and scratch at the bathroom door when I close it on them! It's like they think there's a magical time machine that's going to make me disappear forever if they aren't right there all the time0
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I've done it at work before...Apparently I'm the only one that slaps and tickles in the potty;)0 -
You mean to tell us that those puppy dog eyes and getting your hand licked while you're trying to do your thang irritates you? Weird.0
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Now I have a chance to use...
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I've done it at work before...Apparently I'm the only one that slaps and tickles in the potty;)
Sometimes you've just gotta clear your head.0 -
I just go in the back yard anymore.0
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Umm tickle WHAT in the bathroom?"Mommy needs to potty." *puts dog outside door*
*SLAM*
*tickle*
....repeat as necessary.
I was just thinking the same thing!
I think it was supposed to be "tinkle". Either way - fun!!
Apparently I'm the only one that slaps and tickles in the potty;)
No! Not at all!0 -
haha.. I knew what this post was about before I even read it.
2 dogs and a 20 month old daughter - nope, I doubt I'll ever pee by myself again. At least not for a very long time.
Shutting the door just results in screaming, crying and barking and howling... I gave up a long time ago.0 -
no. never.0
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I am sure you will someday, but by then, you will need someone to assist in the bathroom so.....0
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It's always nice to have a little peace and quiet in the bathroom...For a while I didn't have a door on my bathroom in my new apartment. Needless to say the dog would grab a chew toy and join me and the cat always wanted to try to be in my lap. Good luck !0
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I am sure you will someday, but by then, you will need someone to assist in the bathroom so.....
That is awesome....and I'm really scared it's true.0 -
I've been known to hold family meetings in there while taking care of business. A busy mom has to multitask!0
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yeah right...lol0
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My cat jumps in my lap when I sit on the water closet. I decides to train him to use it himself so I can quit cleaning the cat box. That will teach him!0
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I've been known to hold family meetings in there while taking care of business. A busy mom has to multitask!
Ha! Now that we're all here, Megan, we need to talk about your last math test scores. :laugh:0 -
My cat jumps in my lap when I sit on the water closet. I decides to train him to use it himself so I can quit cleaning the cat box. That will teach him!
Like in Meet the Fockers? Jinxy? That's amazing!0 -
My cat jumps in my lap when I sit on the water closet. I decides to train him to use it himself so I can quit cleaning the cat box. That will teach him!
Like in Meet the Fockers? Jinxy? That's amazing!
Does he flush?0 -
I've done it at work before...Apparently I'm the only one that slaps and tickles in the potty;)
Sometimes you've just gotta clear your head.
I LiKE YOU :flowerforyou:0
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