Will I ever pee alone again?

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  • Setof2Keys
    Setof2Keys Posts: 681 Member
    I have to lock my bedroom door and then use my restroom in my room. I had to ask my BF to assist me by stopping the kids from bothering me. If they catch my on a bad day, I have a toilet tantrum!! I will freak out and scream "I JUST WANNA PEE BY MYSELF!!!!" they usually take off after that.
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
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  • Mios3
    Mios3 Posts: 530 Member
    Coming from a family of 6 kids me being the oldest I have never had that luxury :grumble:

    In fact we even put the tub to use when the toilet already had 2 butts on it :laugh:
  • sassylilmama
    sassylilmama Posts: 1,493 Member
    I have to lock my bedroom door and then use my restroom in my room. I had to ask my BF to assist me by stopping the kids from bothering me. If they catch my on a bad day, I have a toilet tantrum!! I will freak out and scream "I JUST WANNA PEE BY MYSELF!!!!" they usually take off after that.

    I have done this as well.
  • jnettiedotson
    jnettiedotson Posts: 163
    "Mommy needs to potty." *puts dog outside door*

    *SLAM*

    *tickle*

    ....repeat as necessary.
    Umm tickle WHAT in the bathroom?

    I was just thinking the same thing!

    I think it was supposed to be "tinkle". Either way - fun!!

    LOL, yes! Fun alone time tickling in the bathroom...not tinkling! lol! I totally get the issue here, I am a mother of 4...and while I can put my twin babies in their cribs to handle the business, it never fails that I have an 11 or 12 year old outside the door asking "what are you doing, are you almost done, can I go to open gym, can I watch this movie, I need your help, how much longer are you gonna be in there, are you ok, your phone is ringing......" UGH!!!!
  • Breckgirl
    Breckgirl Posts: 606 Member
    My cat jumps in my lap when I sit on the water closet. I decides to train him to use it himself so I can quit cleaning the cat box. That will teach him!

    Like in Meet the Fockers? Jinxy? That's amazing!

    Does he flush?
    He doesn't flush but I can adapted the WC to flush with a motion sencor if I want. I'm just glad he leaves the seat down!
  • KayteeBear
    KayteeBear Posts: 1,040 Member
    haha I may not be a parent but I totally understand! That was what it was like when I was babysitting for the one family...sneak off to pee (and DON'T forget to lock the door!) then the kid comes and cries outside the bathroom door and bangs on the door until I'm done...*sigh*
  • ebramlett
    ebramlett Posts: 306 Member
    Start peeing outside with the dog. See how she/he likes it.

    I do this!!! LOL
  • maidentl
    maidentl Posts: 3,203 Member
    Our master bath has two parts and the toilet is in the back part. So if I go in my bedroom, lock the door, go in the bath, lock that door and go to the toilet area and lock the door, I can slow them down.
  • cdc33
    cdc33 Posts: 495 Member
    I usually have to yell PRIVACY about 3 time before the door that was opening starts to slowly close. For once Id like to use the bathroom without my kids screaming mommy where are you. Or how about when you get on the phone and then all hell breacks lose thats right up there too LOL
  • ennaejay
    ennaejay Posts: 575
    you have to go into the bathroom, door ajar, and leave the light off. Do your business in the dark. I'm serious - I did this JUST this morning - they didn't realize where I was since i didn't make a big show of it. I did my business and was out of there before they could barrage the door with Matchbox trucks and pepper me with questions. It works - try it tomorrow - you'll see.
  • siabevis
    siabevis Posts: 811
    lol waiting to have kids here
  • cdc33
    cdc33 Posts: 495 Member
    you have to go into the bathroom, door ajar, and leave the light off. Do your business in the dark. I'm serious - I did this JUST this morning - they didn't realize where I was since i didn't make a big show of it. I did my business and was out of there before they could barrage the door with Matchbox trucks and pepper me with questions. It works - try it tomorrow - you'll see.


    Im seriously going to try this out LOL
  • TressaBarron
    TressaBarron Posts: 87
    You might as well also get used to using the term potty...FOREVER.... my girls are 16 & 14, and not only do I NEVER get peace & quiet in the bathroom (we only have 1) between the girls and my cat, but I always refer to the bathroom as potty. Even to other adults, as in, "I'll be right back, I'm going to the potty"... :smile:
  • TluvK
    TluvK Posts: 733 Member
    Our master bath has two parts and the toilet is in the back part. So if I go in my bedroom, lock the door, go in the bath, lock that door and go to the toilet area and lock the door, I can slow them down.

    I have this option too - totally doing it!!
  • TluvK
    TluvK Posts: 733 Member
    you have to go into the bathroom, door ajar, and leave the light off. Do your business in the dark. I'm serious - I did this JUST this morning - they didn't realize where I was since i didn't make a big show of it. I did my business and was out of there before they could barrage the door with Matchbox trucks and pepper me with questions. It works - try it tomorrow - you'll see.


    Im seriously going to try this out LOL

    Me too - this is excellent. I hide from them all every now and then..even the hubby....it's SO fun..for the 3 minutes I manage to stay hidden.
  • TluvK
    TluvK Posts: 733 Member
    You might as well also get used to using the term potty...FOREVER.... my girls are 16 & 14, and not only do I NEVER get peace & quiet in the bathroom (we only have 1) between the girls and my cat, but I always refer to the bathroom as potty. Even to other adults, as in, "I'll be right back, I'm going to the potty"... :smile:

    We were out to dinner with friends one night and my husband stood up and I said, "Do you have to go potty?". Friends don't have kids. Totally embarrassing. We had a good laugh about it. :drinker:
  • calibri
    calibri Posts: 439 Member
    Nope, my cat must bear witness to any weeing in the house. He surely does not like it when the tables are turned, I've found.
  • elsham
    elsham Posts: 549 Member
    LOL! You're not alone!
    Here's how it usually goes at my house:

    *goes to bathroom and is about to lock door*
    Brother: LEYLAAAAAAAAAAAA get out I need the bathrooooooom!
    Me: hmm, I guess I'll go later.

    Where will we find peace if not even in the bathroom?!
  • ladybg81
    ladybg81 Posts: 1,553 Member
    Nope. I have a 3 year old and 3 dogs in the bathroom with me anytime I go. No more time alone. **sigh** The joys of being a mother!! :ohwell:
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
    "Mommy needs to potty." *puts dog outside door*

    *SLAM*

    *tickle*

    ....repeat as necessary.
    Umm tickle WHAT in the bathroom?

    Typo for tinkle??
  • jenny95662
    jenny95662 Posts: 997 Member
    I ask myself the same thing but it will never happen lol i got 2 kids and a dog who follow me everywhere lol
  • Kkmama
    Kkmama Posts: 544 Member
    The only time I get to the bathroom by myself is at work... and usually it's a quick pit stop. At home kid and dog are tripping over themselves to get into the bathroom with me. Dog either jumps in my pant leg or a basket in the bathroom and child usually decides this is the best time to get philosophical with me!
  • fragilegift
    fragilegift Posts: 347 Member
    its the closed door that does it. So I leave it open and do my business in peace...most of the time..one or two of my cats likes to come in then to remind me to fill their water bowl before I leave.
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