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  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
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    Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters... sell them to me. Sell me your children.

    :smokin:
  • LuckyLeprechaun
    LuckyLeprechaun Posts: 6,296 Member
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    "That word... I do not think it means what you think it means"
    "Inconceivable!"


    Princess Bride
  • LuckyLeprechaun
    LuckyLeprechaun Posts: 6,296 Member
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    Also-

    "There are a shortage of perfect breasts in the world- It would be a shame to damage yours"

    also Pincess Bride
  • 3babybeans
    3babybeans Posts: 8,268 Member
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    I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.
  • genabug
    genabug Posts: 1,820 Member
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    Ok.....I love Adam Sandler....How about Happy Gilmore:

    Shooter McGavin: I eat pieces of $h** like you for breakfast!
    Happy Gilmore:You eat pieces of $h** for breakfast?

    :laugh:

    Or the best......

    Grandma: Sir, can I trouble you for a warm glass of milk? It helps me go to sleep.

    Nursing Home Orderly: You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up. Now, you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep. Check out the name tag. You're in my world now, grandma.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Ummmmm the page turned and no one saw this one :sad: :sad: :sad:

    Sorry I love the Nursing home one :bigsmile: :laugh: :smokin:

    The End.

    :glasses:

    Hysterical!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Dumb & Dumber
    Lloyd: What's the soup du jour?
    Waiter: It's the soup of the day.
    Lloyd: Mmm... that does sound good.


    hahaha! :laugh: :laugh:
  • Anna_Banana
    Anna_Banana Posts: 2,939 Member
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    "I'm not dead, Yet."

    "It's only a flesh wound"

    "Bring me a shrubbery"

    "It's only a Rabbit"

    "First the spankings, then the oral..."


    Monty Python's "Search for the Holy Grail"

    Best comedy of all time but I know it as "Monty Python and the Holy Grail".

    Sorry Max, My bad.
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 33,948 Member
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    "That word... I do not think it means what you think it means"
    "Inconceivable!"


    Princess Bride

    Hey :noway: I already used that one! It's inconceivable that you would copy me. As you wish...........:heart:
  • 3babybeans
    3babybeans Posts: 8,268 Member
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    Back to school. Back to school, to prove to Dad that I'm not a fool. I got my lunch packed up, my boots tied tight, I hope I don't get in a fight. Ohhhh, back to school. Back to school. Back to school. Well, here goes nothing.
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
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    "Now, you can break the code?"

    "You didn't bring me along for my charming personality."
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 33,948 Member
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    "...and you were there, and you were there, and YOU! Oh, but you couldn't have been, could you?......"
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 33,948 Member
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    ".....sometimes, I guess there just aren't enough rocks."
  • 3babybeans
    3babybeans Posts: 8,268 Member
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    ".....sometimes, I guess there just aren't enough rocks."

    Forrest Gump...alltime favorite!
  • GIBride01
    GIBride01 Posts: 328 Member
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    "You're mocking me... aren't you?" Buzz Lightyear

    Not from a movie, but so appropriate.

    "You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is." Ellen DeGeners
  • LuckyLeprechaun
    LuckyLeprechaun Posts: 6,296 Member
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    I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

    Ron Burgundy :wink:
  • 3babybeans
    3babybeans Posts: 8,268 Member
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    I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

    Ron Burgundy :wink:

    It was the only clean one I could think of. :laugh:
  • LuckyLeprechaun
    LuckyLeprechaun Posts: 6,296 Member
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    OK try this one:

    Here's something I have learned in the past few days: It's better to have a gun and not need one than to need a gun and not have one.
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
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    "...and you were there, and you were there, and YOU! Oh, but you couldn't have been, could you?......"

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    :bigsmile:
  • 3babybeans
    3babybeans Posts: 8,268 Member
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    MEEEELLLllting! I'm MEEELLLTIinnng...

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