Sometimes women creep me out...

Avalonis

I was at the gym awhile back when I overheard a girl talking to a personal trainer.

I see this girl all the time, shes a regular. She seems normal, works our like 2+ hours a day, has a young kid, dresses in standard gym attire, ya know. Totally normal.

Or so I thought.

I was working out on a machine next to her and this trainer, and I overheard them talking about the show Trueblood. At first, she was just talking about her favorite characters and episodes, and the trainer mentioned how he thought one of the chicks was hot...

Out of nowhere, gym girl starts gushing on about how Eric is so hot and she wants to get f***ed by a vampire so badly. She said she wanted him to chain her up in the basement and bite her and "f*** the s***" out of her like apparently he did to someone on an episode.

And you people were talking about a creeper guy watching girls in the gym. This weirded me out like you wouldn't believe.

WTF? Seriously? Why are women obsessed with having sex with vampires? Is that like having an ice cube shoved up your Vejayjay?

Women, if you really, REALLY get me drunk, I can dress up like an emo and bite your neck until you bleed too. Trust me, it won't be nearly as sexy as you think.

sassylilmama

Valid points but not all women have said obsession.

SimplyShanRunning

Just bite my neck.....nibbles good...Im not into the whole vampire thing...Id rather have sex with a warmblooded male

kit_katty

Seriously! I like the show but know it's not real. I also know that some things are good in theory or fantasy but not in practice.

DJJW

timed at 2:49pm, i'll give it 8more minutes....hurry up and read it! LOL

Just_Dot

Wait...

What?

Vampires...aren't real???????????????????????:sad:

MikeSEA

I could have been worse. If the words, "jacob" or "edward" enter into it I start looking for blunt, heavy objects.

PBJunkie

Wait...

What?

Vampires...aren't real???????????????????????:sad:

Goodluck getting his pecker to perform without a pulse

twinsanity

Women, if you really, REALLY get me drunk, I can dress up like an emo and bite your neck until you bleed too. Trust me, it won't be nearly as sexy as you think.

IDK why, but that made me LOL!

For some women, I think it's mostly just because Hollywood has glamourized Vampires for so long, in many ways...any vamp you see on the screen (big or small) is always hot! That's part of it. The other part of it is just simply the BDSM fantasy, to one degree or another. And TRUST me (as someone who used to sell sex toys, through in-home parties), this isn't even almost one of the strangest things I've heard of!!

Avalonis

I could have been worse. If the words, "jacob" or "edward" enter into it I start looking for blunt, heavy objects.

:laugh: :laugh: :drinker:

LauraMacNCheese

Not all creepy creepsters possess a Y-chromosome...and while we're on the subject of vampires, technically they're dead right? So how does blood flow to certain appendages in order to make certain activities possible??

ThePhoenixRose

Just bite my neck.....nibbles good...Im not into the whole vampire thing...Id rather have sex with a warmblooded male

^^This.

Shannon023

pfffftt.... Frankensteins are best. It's all about proportions, baby! :bigsmile:

Thomasm198

MikeSEA

Not all creepy creepsters possess a Y-chromosome...and while we're on the subject of vampires, technically they're dead right? So how does blood flow to certain appendages in order to make certain activities possible??

Really trying not to be geeky here, and this is not a subject I have any expertise in, but I suspect blood flow could occur through a chemically induced process instead of a mechanical one.

Avalonis

Not all creepy creepsters possess a Y-chromosome...and while we're on the subject of vampires, technically they're dead right? So how does blood flow to certain appendages in order to make certain activities possible??

Maybe its frozen into a pup tent?

Since they are hard like granite.... what happens if they break it off????

FearAnLoathing

Puts a whole new spin on necrophilia

Legalchica

Crap! You mean guys dont like being oogled at the gym? damn .... guess i'd better be a little more discrete ...

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

hypotrochoid

Jacob is a werewolf.

There.

I've completed my trolling duties for the day.

sassylilmama

nice

Iamfit4life

I wouldn't mind the actor that plays Eric bleeping the bleep out of me



but other than that.......yeah vampires do nothing for me

scarletleavy

I wouldn't mind the actor that plays Eric bleeping the bleep out of me



but other than that.......yeah vampires do nothing for me

Second this

writtenINthestars

I think I may enjoy the scene you described with a warm blooded LIVING male. But that's just me! :happy:

mamafrahm

Is that like having an ice cube shoved up your Vejayjay?

WTF?!

MikeSEA

I wouldn't mind the actor that plays Eric bleeping the bleep out of me



but other than that.......yeah vampires do nothing for me

Ok since we're going there, I'm sorry, but that actor who plays the werewolf (alcid?) is so much hotter.

PeachyKeene

:noway: :noway: :noway:

leynak

pfffftt.... Frankensteins are best. It's all about proportions, baby! :bigsmile:

One of my favorite movies!!

"Oh, sweet mystery of life at last I've found you!" :laugh:

mamafrahm

I think I may enjoy the scene you described with a warm blooded LIVING male. But that's just me! :happy:

Agreed!!

LauraMacNCheese

Not all creepy creepsters possess a Y-chromosome...and while we're on the subject of vampires, technically they're dead right? So how does blood flow to certain appendages in order to make certain activities possible??

Maybe its frozen into a pup tent?

Since they are hard like granite.... what happens if they break it off????

skittybang

Women can't be creepy. We're delicate and lovable

california_peach

Women can't be creepy. We're delicate and lovable

You forgot soft and gentle. And we always smell good and we NEVER fart.