Sometimes women creep me out...

Bankman1989

Sookie is looking hot these days! I have never "done" a faerie but if I did she could sprinkle her dust on me anytime....That vampire chick is hot too..I wonder if you would need stitches after getting bit. Seems pretty deep.

Now that we are on the subject anyone excited yet about Twilight 4 and 5? And who's team are you on Jacob's or Edward's? Or maybe bella?

PBJunkie

Women can't be creepy. We're delicate and lovable

Your signature creeps the hell out of me.

sleepytexan

ba ha ha ha ha ha!

Unwrapping_Candy

I definitely don't get the vampire craze either., but I would totally ravish Ashley Greene--the actress who plays Alice in the Twilight films.

ohwhataday

I always pick the werewolves in those shows and movies.. so.. I don't get the appeal really.

EmpressOfJudgment

reminds me of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKKNBbBopoY

Elizabeth_C34

Out of nowhere, gym girl starts gushing on about how Eric is so hot and she wants to get f***ed by a vampire so badly. She said she wanted him to chain her up in the basement and bite her and "f*** the s***" out of her like apparently he did to someone on an episode.

And you people were talking about a creeper guy watching girls in the gym. This weirded me out like you wouldn't believe.

WTF? Seriously? Why are women obsessed with having sex with vampires? Is that like having an ice cube shoved up your Vejayjay?

Women, if you really, REALLY get me drunk, I can dress up like an emo and bite your neck until you bleed too. Trust me, it won't be nearly as sexy as you think.

I have a huge crush on Alexander Skarsgaard, the actor who plays Eric, but I would never want to be bitten during sex. Ew.

3ur3ka

I definitely don't get the vampire craze either., but I would totally ravish Ashley Greene--the actress who plays Alice in the Twilight films.

Bleh!


I feel fortunate enough to have only been forced to watch one of those movies. I think it was the second one? I don't know. The one thing I do know is that it was complete garbage.

3ur3ka

pfffftt.... Frankensteins are best. It's all about proportions, baby! :bigsmile:

rofl! Yessssss.

bizco

Thanks for the good laugh, I needed it. I'm a woman and that would totally creep me out as well. I haven't watch a vampire movie or show since The Lost Boys. I know, I'm old.

DJJW

Hot Vampires? Brad Pitt, Interview with the Vampires, when Tom Cruise wasn't creepy yet.

Unwrapping_Candy

I definitely don't get the vampire craze either., but I would totally ravish Ashley Greene--the actress who plays Alice in the Twilight films.

Bleh!


I feel fortunate enough to have only been forced to watch one of those movies. I think it was the second one? I don't know. The one thing I do know is that it was complete garbage.

Agreed, but that doesn't change the fact that Ashley Greene is absolutely gorgeous. :P

PBJunkie

I have a huge crush on Alexander Skarsgaard, the actor who plays Eric, but I would never want to be bitten during sex. Ew.

Not even a lovebite? You don't know what you're missing

Elizabeth_C34

Hot Vampires? Brad Pitt, Interview with the Vampires, when Tom Cruise wasn't creepy yet.

Brad Pitt is one smokin' hot sexy tub of deliciousness and Tom Cruise is a crazy scientologist midget.

There, fixed it for you.

Elizabeth_C34

I have a huge crush on Alexander Skarsgaard, the actor who plays Eric, but I would never want to be bitten during sex. Ew.

Not even a lovebite? You don't know what you're missing

Nibbles don't count..

sweetpunani

Alice is sexy! I'd show her a thing or 2.. yum!

LaPistolaSexola

i'm not into vampires but i LOVE bites.

and don't knock the something cold around the vajayjay....just sayin'

bregalad5

Hot Vampires? Brad Pitt, Interview with the Vampires, when Tom Cruise wasn't creepy yet.

Yeah, that's pretty much it for me. I don't get the appeal of vampires, really. I watched one of the Twilight movies and the acting was so horrible I still can't really figure out what the obsessed women are talking about. And I've never seen True Blood.

ThePhoenixRose

I have a huge crush on Alexander Skarsgaard, the actor who plays Eric, but I would never want to be bitten during sex. Ew.

Not even a lovebite? You don't know what you're missing

NEED a love bite to... finish. Okay, well, i don't need it, but it makes it SO MUCH BETTER. PB - yet another reason i like you!

ETA: and i'm not talking nibbles. i kinda like it rough...

Scott613

What is Trueblood?

scarletleavy

I have a huge crush on Alexander Skarsgaard, the actor who plays Eric, but I would never want to be bitten during sex. Ew.

Not even a lovebite? You don't know what you're missing

NEED a love bite to... finish. Okay, well, i don't need it, but it makes it SO MUCH BETTER. PB - yet another reason i like you!

ETA: and i'm not talking nibbles. i kinda like it rough...

I am a love bite master.... Haha I've definitely been jokingly called a vampire on at least one occasion.

LisaKyle11

it just proves that people are not as they appear.

btw, i've always been super fascinated by vampires... i think it started with reading Anne Rice at a young age.

LauraMacNCheese

Dangers of lovebites:

Sarahbara76

Back in my wild single days I went home with a guy and he told me as he was undressing me he picked me because HE always wanted to sleep with a Vampire... :noway:
I did not bite him..bet he was disappointed..

Steven

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