MFP Dating Game - ATTN Bachelors - Now accepting Applicatio
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Hi, my name is Sublimely Self Righteous, and I'm a guy. Usually a gargoyle, but right now I'm a Vampire No Photo picture. I specialize in painting. I can paint her eggs on our date.
If you don't win then I don't understand how dating works at all, cause that sounds like the best date ever!!
That's what I thought. I'm a real catch. I'm a vampire, like that pu*sy Edward.
You should aim to be more like Lestat. You'd become more popular with men too. :laugh:0 -
Put me in coach I'm ready to play........today0
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Hi, my name is Sublimely Self Righteous, and I'm a guy. Usually a gargoyle, but right now I'm a Vampire No Photo picture. I specialize in painting. I can paint her eggs on our date.
If you don't win then I don't understand how dating works at all, cause that sounds like the best date ever!!
That's what I thought. I'm a real catch. I'm a vampire, like that pu*sy Edward.
Hmm that right there could be your problem.
I don't think so. I thought chicks loved vampires. I mean, we are seductive, we bite, we live forever and can make them live forever, we don't even mind going down south during TOM. In fact, we prefer it.
WINNER by Default!0 -
Hi, my name is Sublimely Self Righteous, and I'm a guy. Usually a gargoyle, but right now I'm a Vampire No Photo picture. I specialize in painting. I can paint her eggs on our date.
If you don't win then I don't understand how dating works at all, cause that sounds like the best date ever!!
That's what I thought. I'm a real catch. I'm a vampire, like that pu*sy Edward.
Hmm that right there could be your problem.
I don't think so. I thought chicks loved vampires. I mean, we are seductive, we bite, we live forever and can make them live forever, we don't even mind going down south during TOM. In fact, we prefer it.
Well, there are definitely pros, but you compared yourself to Edward. I saw part of one Twilight movie and thought it was a piece of *kitten*, so your reference made me assume that you have seen Twilight - and thus maybe enjoyed it - which could be the cause of your current issue.0 -
Hi, my name is Sublimely Self Righteous, and I'm a guy. Usually a gargoyle, but right now I'm a Vampire No Photo picture. I specialize in painting. I can paint her eggs on our date.
Funny! NExt!!!!!
I don't qualify?
Ill double check, but not sure the bachelroette is looking for gargoyles at this time... 0 -
Hi, my name is Sublimely Self Righteous, and I'm a guy. Usually a gargoyle, but right now I'm a Vampire No Photo picture. I specialize in painting. I can paint her eggs on our date.
If you don't win then I don't understand how dating works at all, cause that sounds like the best date ever!!
That's what I thought. I'm a real catch. I'm a vampire, like that pu*sy Edward.
Hmm that right there could be your problem.
I don't think so. I thought chicks loved vampires. I mean, we are seductive, we bite, we live forever and can make them live forever, we don't even mind going down south during TOM. In fact, we prefer it.
Well, there are definitely pros, but you compared yourself to Edward. I saw part of one Twilight movie and thought it was a piece of *kitten*, so your reference made me assume that you have seen Twilight - and thus maybe enjoyed it - which could be the cause of your current issue.
Problem is, I didn't see Twighlight, and you did. That, by default, eliminates you from participating.0 -
Hi, my name is Sublimely Self Righteous, and I'm a guy. Usually a gargoyle, but right now I'm a Vampire No Photo picture. I specialize in painting. I can paint her eggs on our date.
Funny! NExt!!!!!
I don't qualify?
Ill double check, but not sure the bachelroette is looking for gargoyles at this time...
I've been that too. I can change.0 -
Put me in coach I'm ready to play........today
If you are interested, please PM me an application! 0 -
Pick me!0
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BWHAHAHAHAHA!Problem is, I didn't see Twighlight, and you did. That, by default, eliminates you from participating.0 -
Hi, my name is Sublimely Self Righteous, and I'm a guy. Usually a gargoyle, but right now I'm a Vampire No Photo picture. I specialize in painting. I can paint her eggs on our date.
If you don't win then I don't understand how dating works at all, cause that sounds like the best date ever!!
That's what I thought. I'm a real catch. I'm a vampire, like that pu*sy Edward.
Hmm that right there could be your problem.
I don't think so. I thought chicks loved vampires. I mean, we are seductive, we bite, we live forever and can make them live forever, we don't even mind going down south during TOM. In fact, we prefer it.
Well, there are definitely pros, but you compared yourself to Edward. I saw part of one Twilight movie and thought it was a piece of *kitten*, so your reference made me assume that you have seen Twilight - and thus maybe enjoyed it - which could be the cause of your current issue.
Problem is, I didn't see Twighlight, and you did. That, by default, eliminates you from participating.
Ha :laugh: Good thing I'm not a guy and don't go for chicks
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Bump!0
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I'm offended...why can't chicks participate?!?! 0
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We should make up some questions.
Bachelor #1. If you could be a protein,which one would you be and why? lmao0 -
I'm offended...why can't chicks participate?!?!
I'd like to see that!0 -
BUMP0
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I am going to set my dvr for season pass. I can watch it when I get home from work. Hope we get to see a "Love Connection" without Chuck Woolery. LOL Good luck!0
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bumpity bump.....this should be fun to see unfold!!
Pulling up a chair and for some strange reason, SERIOUSLY craving popcorn
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What if shes an ugmo?
What if the bachelors are?
I know looks aren't everything...to a blind person.0 -
I'm offended...why can't chicks participate?!?!
I'd like to see that!
I'm willing to accept applications from chicks. :bigsmile:0 -
Poop!0
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Hey, I'm game! Can I play?
Sup, Pat?? How are you lately?0 -
Bumpy bump bump ahh0
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I'm offended...why can't chicks participate?!?!
I'd like to see that!
I'm willing to accept applications from chicks. :bigsmile:
yeeee to the haaaaaaaaaaaaaa!0 -
bump...popping another bag of popcorn and passing it around...0
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bump...popping another bag of popcorn and passing it around...
Yay, popcorn! I'm still eating jalapeno sunflower seeds and it's starting to feel like a job.0 -
Hi, my name is Sublimely Self Righteous, and I'm a guy. Usually a gargoyle, but right now I'm a Vampire No Photo picture. I specialize in painting. I can paint her eggs on our date.
If you don't win then I don't understand how dating works at all, cause that sounds like the best date ever!!
That's what I thought. I'm a real catch. I'm a vampire, like that pu*sy Edward.
I would much prefer a vampire like Lestat0 -
bump0
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Bumping to see how it goes!0
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