MFP Dating Game - ATTN Bachelors - Now accepting Applicatio

capriciousmoon · October 2011

Hi, my name is Sublimely Self Righteous, and I'm a guy. Usually a gargoyle, but right now I'm a Vampire No Photo picture. I specialize in painting. I can paint her eggs on our date.

If you don't win then I don't understand how dating works at all, cause that sounds like the best date ever!!

That's what I thought. I'm a real catch. I'm a vampire, like that pu*sy Edward.

You should aim to be more like Lestat. You'd become more popular with men too. :laugh:

Scott613 · October 2011

Put me in coach I'm ready to play........today

SimplyFreckled · October 2011

Hi, my name is Sublimely Self Righteous, and I'm a guy. Usually a gargoyle, but right now I'm a Vampire No Photo picture. I specialize in painting. I can paint her eggs on our date.

If you don't win then I don't understand how dating works at all, cause that sounds like the best date ever!!

That's what I thought. I'm a real catch. I'm a vampire, like that pu*sy Edward.

Hmm that right there could be your problem.

I don't think so. I thought chicks loved vampires. I mean, we are seductive, we bite, we live forever and can make them live forever, we don't even mind going down south during TOM. In fact, we prefer it.

WINNER by Default!

bregalad5 · October 2011

Hi, my name is Sublimely Self Righteous, and I'm a guy. Usually a gargoyle, but right now I'm a Vampire No Photo picture. I specialize in painting. I can paint her eggs on our date.

If you don't win then I don't understand how dating works at all, cause that sounds like the best date ever!!

That's what I thought. I'm a real catch. I'm a vampire, like that pu*sy Edward.

Hmm that right there could be your problem.

I don't think so. I thought chicks loved vampires. I mean, we are seductive, we bite, we live forever and can make them live forever, we don't even mind going down south during TOM. In fact, we prefer it.

Well, there are definitely pros, but you compared yourself to Edward. I saw part of one Twilight movie and thought it was a piece of *kitten*, so your reference made me assume that you have seen Twilight - and thus maybe enjoyed it - which could be the cause of your current issue.

500lbs2marathon · October 2011

Hi, my name is Sublimely Self Righteous, and I'm a guy. Usually a gargoyle, but right now I'm a Vampire No Photo picture. I specialize in painting. I can paint her eggs on our date.

Funny! NExt!!!!!

I don't qualify?

Ill double check, but not sure the bachelroette is looking for gargoyles at this time...

Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused · October 2011

Hi, my name is Sublimely Self Righteous, and I'm a guy. Usually a gargoyle, but right now I'm a Vampire No Photo picture. I specialize in painting. I can paint her eggs on our date.

If you don't win then I don't understand how dating works at all, cause that sounds like the best date ever!!

That's what I thought. I'm a real catch. I'm a vampire, like that pu*sy Edward.

Hmm that right there could be your problem.

I don't think so. I thought chicks loved vampires. I mean, we are seductive, we bite, we live forever and can make them live forever, we don't even mind going down south during TOM. In fact, we prefer it.

Well, there are definitely pros, but you compared yourself to Edward. I saw part of one Twilight movie and thought it was a piece of *kitten*, so your reference made me assume that you have seen Twilight - and thus maybe enjoyed it - which could be the cause of your current issue.

Problem is, I didn't see Twighlight, and you did. That, by default, eliminates you from participating.

Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused · October 2011

Hi, my name is Sublimely Self Righteous, and I'm a guy. Usually a gargoyle, but right now I'm a Vampire No Photo picture. I specialize in painting. I can paint her eggs on our date.

Funny! NExt!!!!!

I don't qualify?

Ill double check, but not sure the bachelroette is looking for gargoyles at this time...

I've been that too. I can change.

500lbs2marathon · October 2011

Put me in coach I'm ready to play........today

If you are interested, please PM me an application!

BEERRUNNER · October 2011

Pick me!

binary_jester · October 2011

Problem is, I didn't see Twighlight, and you did. That, by default, eliminates you from participating.

BWHAHAHAHAHA!

bregalad5 · October 2011

Hi, my name is Sublimely Self Righteous, and I'm a guy. Usually a gargoyle, but right now I'm a Vampire No Photo picture. I specialize in painting. I can paint her eggs on our date.

If you don't win then I don't understand how dating works at all, cause that sounds like the best date ever!!

That's what I thought. I'm a real catch. I'm a vampire, like that pu*sy Edward.

Hmm that right there could be your problem.

I don't think so. I thought chicks loved vampires. I mean, we are seductive, we bite, we live forever and can make them live forever, we don't even mind going down south during TOM. In fact, we prefer it.

Well, there are definitely pros, but you compared yourself to Edward. I saw part of one Twilight movie and thought it was a piece of *kitten*, so your reference made me assume that you have seen Twilight - and thus maybe enjoyed it - which could be the cause of your current issue.

Problem is, I didn't see Twighlight, and you did. That, by default, eliminates you from participating.

Ha :laugh: Good thing I'm not a guy and don't go for chicks

lemonadem · October 2011

Bump!

Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused · October 2011

:embarassed:

starracer23 · October 2011

I'm offended...why can't chicks participate?!?!

Jeff92se · October 2011

We should make up some questions.

Bachelor #1. If you could be a protein,which one would you be and why? lmao

Jeff92se · October 2011

I'm offended...why can't chicks participate?!?!

I'd like to see that!

DANCERPURPLE · October 2011

BUMP

Troy67 · October 2011

I am going to set my dvr for season pass. I can watch it when I get home from work. Hope we get to see a "Love Connection" without Chuck Woolery. LOL Good luck!