Horrifying(funny) moments as parents

Iamfit4life

A few days ago I pick my children up from day care.
Daughter is 4
Son is 3

They were giving one of their friends(this cute little girl) hugs goodbye.


Son hugs her, kisses her on on cheek. Then the other. Then they both kiss right on the mouth. It looked like it was old hat for the two of them.


The mother and I stared at eachother horrifed and she said "I'm not sure WHERE she learned that"

ilovedeadlifts

lol. my best friend also has a daughter, and our girls did this one day after playing. I just cracked up laughing, and said "as long as she's not kissing boys"

Ashley_Panda

Awww! That's so cute/sweet.

Iamfit4life

Awww! That's so cute/sweet.

it was
but we had a long talk about how he can't do that anymore until he is 30 and has his PHD.

april_beth

LOL that is ADORABLE....

my 10 yo girl recently asked me what a menage a trois was ... thank you katie perry...

and i make it worse when i bring home a bottle of wine that is actually called menage a trois and i hear - look mom, just like the song...*face palm*

ilovedeadlifts

LOL that is ADORABLE....

my 10 yo girl recently asked me what a menage a trois was ... thank you katie perry...

and i make it worse when i bring home a bottle of wine that is actually called menage a trois and i hear - look mom, just like the song...*face palm*

bahhahaa

Adrenaline_Queen

Bless.......... I have so many..............:smooched:

When twins where younger... They where playing in their bedroom, then it was too quiet... I put down my book and went for a look.. I could not find them.. So what is the first thing us parents do, I went straight to the back door then front, both locked... Then seen all windows shut! It was winter, so all doors and windows locked.

Cat flap, locked. Could not find them for ages, I started to panic, well I was in my 20's and I could not find my babies...

For what seemed like ages, I thought they had vanished, I looked everywhere.... Behind curtains, and under chairs, under the table... Under beds...

Then I heard giggling as I was calling for them...... They where in the wardrobe, laughing they little butts off, me I had tears running down my eyes... I laughed with them... And then asked if I could play and when they play again to please tell me first... xx

lizsmith1976

My (now 11 y/o) daughter in preschool used to say that "all of the boys in class are my boyfriend". No kissing, but all 7 of the boys would line up to hug her goodbye every day when I picked her up. The teachers used to look at me and shake their heads and tell me to "watch out when she gets older". In kindergarten she had boyfriends that were twin brothers. They both had to be her boyfriend because she couldn't tell them apart... In 2nd grade she got her heart broken for the first time and came home crying and couldn't stop for hours because the cute boy she liked only liked her best friend. She's in middle school now, I can't wait for the next moment like this :-/

Adrenaline_Queen

Pssssssssssssstttttttttttttttt we dont live in a prison.. LOL.................. xx

MinnesotaManimal

I took the family out for burgers at Five Guys's Burgers and Fries.... they have peanuts for you to snack on while waiting for your order. I took a handful to go when we left.

Embarrassing moment #1-

as we were leaving, an employee was by the door, and said, thanks for coming in, my 3 yr old repiles. "thanks for daddys Nuts!"


Embarassing moment #2- we went to a mobile phone store after lunch and a nice young lady greeted us and said how are you?

My son replies, "HI, My dad has NUTS"

runslikeagirl

OMG I could write a book on the crazy things my daughter says!! She calls daddy long legs, dandilion jump legs!!!

My three year old: I took him to my 13 yr olds volleyball game the other week and this really overweight lady was trying to climb up the bleachers and Noah says "Mom she's too big for this, she is gonna break it"

kjpersich

When my son was three I asked him if he wanted a grilled cheese sandwich. He said no, he wanted a "boy" cheese sandwich.

GymRatRaceRunner

I bought my son a motorcycle when he was 6. It only went a top speed of 15mph. This was before I was divorced, so my wife at the time yelled, "If he ever gets hurt on it, I'm throwing it away!". First day out, my boy is riding it around just fine. He gets a little too overconfident and starts trying to jump it over things. One landing didn't go so well and he wiped out, skinned up his arm and leg pretty bad and wrecked the bike (bike landed on him). I ran out to him and asked him if he was okay as I picked the bike off of him. He wasn't crying, but you could tell he was hurt. He slowly got up, flexed his arm and leg (which were both bleeding a little), grabbed the bike off of me, hopped back on, and said, "yeah, I'm fine. Don't tell mom." and then took off again. Hahaha!

runslikeagirl

I took the family out for burgers at Five Guys's Burgers and Fries.... they have peanuts for you to snack on while waiting for your order. I took a handful to go when we left.

Embarrassing moment #1-

as we were leaving, an employee was by the door, and said, thanks for coming in, my 3 yr old repiles. "thanks for daddys Nuts!"


Embarassing moment #2- we went to a mobile phone store after lunch and a nice young lady greeted us and said how are you?

My son replies, "HI, My dad has NUTS"

That is funny. My husband accidently ran over our dog LuLu and now everytime we see a dog somewere my kids tell them that they had a dog once but "Daddy ran over youyou"

DawnOBRN

Just today my son (6) found a dollar bill in his pocket that had been washed. He asked me if it was still good or did all of the money wash out??

_SusieQ_

Years ago I was invited to a "Ladies only" party. As a door prize I won a "pocket rocket". It was maybe 3 inches long and had a strap on the end. *hands to big black book* I brought it home and threw it in the drawer in the bathroom and promptly forgot about it. A few weeks later my 8 year old nephew comes walking into the living room swinging something around asking if he could have it. I turned to look *GULP* snatched it out of his hand and said NO, it's mine, ignoring all questions about WHY, and WHAT IS IT.

Aunt Susie took to hiding her toys a little better after that.

quietlywinning

My 6 year old daughter and her 6 year old friend were playing in the water at the splash pad this summer while we moms sat on the side and talked. Suddenly the girls stopped playing and started walking around the edges towards us, but stopping to speak to every other mom sitting there. They would say something, then bend over, then move to the next mom. When they got to us, my friend told them, "Don't bother the other adults", to which my daughter said happily, "Oh, we're not bothering them! We're just asking if we can see how hairy their legs are!"

My friend spit soda on her little girl, then I explained that with good manners, we don't ask about body parts.....they said okay and ran off. Then Mary looked at me and gasped out, "HOW did you stay so CALM!" I just smiled and said, "this isn't my first six-year-old". Honestly, I was just as mortified as she was - though interestingly, none of the other moms appeared surprised or annoyed at all - but I sure put some fear in her as she looked at her two YOUNGER kids. This is my fourth. :laugh: She has a few embarrassing moments yet to come. (So do I. But I was nice enough not to tell her just how many years this stuff can go on!)

Iamfit4life

Years ago I was invited to a "Ladies only" party. As a door prize I won a "pocket rocket". It was maybe 3 inches long and had a strap on the end. *hands to big black book* I brought it home and threw it in the drawer in the bathroom and promptly forgot about it. A few weeks later my 8 year old nephew comes walking into the living room swinging something around asking if he could have it. I turned to look *GULP* snatched it out of his hand and said NO, it's mine, ignoring all questions about WHY, and WHAT IS IT.

Aunt Susie took to hiding her toys a little better after that.

THIS is why I'll never buy recreational devices again.

sassylilmama

My daughters name is Kyleigh. Her nickname is Ky. I was looking for a travel size bottle one day in Target and she comes running to me screaming "Look Mommy just for me! It has my name on it!" While holding a bottle of KY lube. :blushing:

_SusieQ_

My daughters name is Kyleigh. Her nickname is Ky. I was looking for a travel size bottle one day in Target and she comes running to me screaming "Look Mommy just for me! It has my name on it!" While holding a bottle of KY lube. :blushing:

DING DING DING *Winner*

PlunderBunneh

My four year old daughter is just getting to that age where every toy commercial is about THE COOLEST TOY EVER!!! She runs up and tells me about everything, and says how she loves it, and she really wants to go buy it now.
Anyhow, today the answer was "No baby, we don't have any toy money right now." To which she replies "We should go to the money store and buy some more! They've got lots and lots of money there!"

We were talking about babies, and I asked her if she knew where babies come from. "From the babysitter's house. She has lots and lots of babies there!"

bikermike5094

My sister and husband are both blondes but both their sons are flaming red heads thanks to my dad who was a readhead. Anywho, they always joked back and forth about how their sons got their red hair. One sunday in church in the lobby, one of the female church elders walks up to my sister and says" you have such cute boys, where did they get their red hair"? Before she could answer, my 5 year old nephew blurts out THE MAILMAN!!!!!. My sister about died!!!

Iamfit4life

My daughters name is Kyleigh. Her nickname is Ky. I was looking for a travel size bottle one day in Target and she comes running to me screaming "Look Mommy just for me! It has my name on it!" While holding a bottle of KY lube. :blushing:

oh my goodness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!

_SusieQ_

My sister and I are both adopted. She is half Creek Indian. My parents are both VERY Caucasian (aka Paleface, as my sister called them when she was little). When she was maybe a year or two my mother was in the grocery store with her and HER mom. A lady came up to my mom and ooohed and aaahed over my sister then asked, So is her dad Indian? To which my mother replied, I don't WHAT he was, and walked away. My grandmother said that woman's eyed bulged and jaw dropped, and my mother was just clueless what she had implied. (And this was over 30 years ago, so even more scandalous back then!)

lrichardson2360

We took our 8 year old son to the drive in and the mosquitos were really bad, so we were coating him with bug spray. He had brought two balls to play with in the grass. After I was done putting on the spray I went back to the car to put it away when my son yelled at me, "Mom, don't forget to spray my balls!"

Once my husband and I recovered, I explained that his balls didn't need spraying... :laugh:

BigDaddyBRC

As a single Dad...this is both embarassing and proud....

My son & I were at Best Buy checking out when he looks up at this cute girl running the register and says.... Can I have you number? Now mind you, my son is 5. Both she and I said "WHAT?" with the immediate response of "Can I have your number? I want to call you later."

And you know what...he got the digits.

karenjoy

I have many tales, but the one that I will share is this, two girls then a boy, all close together. One day it;s quiet, too quiet, so I make my way to the playroom and discover the girls have pinned their little brother down and were making a good go at cutting off his penis....I had to take him to hospital, but he was OK, luckily they were only allowed those plastic scissors. Apparently they thought that everyone was born with a 'willy' and if you wanted a girl, you just cut it off. They wanted him to be a girl, he seemed to agree. None of them were over 5 at the time.

LilMissFoodie

My sister and my niece once had a hilarious conversation when my niece was 6 years old.

Sister: When you are 6 you have to be really good or else when you turn 7 you get really, really ugly
Niece (without batting an eyelash): Is that what happened to you?

hehehe

Geordie_Girl

LMAO These are all so funny.

I've had nothing too horrific with my son so far (he's just turned 4)

On a plane last year when we were waiting to get out of our seats to take him to the toilet: "Mammy, that OLD lady is very fat, we have to wait for her to move first!" :noway: :embarassed: :embarassed: :embarassed: :embarassed:
The lady in question was probably only about 60, and really not that much larger than myself, I'd be a UK 16-18, she was maybe a 24. I was HORRIFIED! :laugh:

Another one, and really I don't know why it was so terrible because it's just kids, but we were playing "I spy" on the bus, and he was too young to understand "begins with" so we were playing by the rules of "something that is x colour". I said black, I meant the bars to hold on to on the bus. My son's immediate answer was "The lady, mammy!!!!" Now obviously he was correct, and there was nothing at all wrong with what he'd said, but in that very moment all I could think was ":noway: EEK!!!!! What do I say?!"

MissO﹠A

I'm anxiously awaiting the day when I no longer have to escort her into public restrooms or take her with me. She -- being 4 -- has no volume control and loves to ask questions when we're in the loo.

"MOMMY?"
"Yes?"
"ARE YOU GOING PEE?"
"Ayep."
"ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T HAVE TO POOP?"
"Why, yes but thanks for asking."

Or, "IS THAT YOUR FRONT BUTT?"

Or, "WHY DOES IT SMELL LIKE *kitten* IN HERE?" (Yeah, when she starts kindergarten, I'm expecting lots of parent-teacher conferences.)

TripleJ3

This is one of the most recent that comes to mind:

My husband had said sh** in front of our three daughters. My 5 year old started repeating it over and over. My 8 year old asked, What does that mean? My 5 year old said, it means Dad forgot something.