Edward Cullen's ashes - RIP
Shannon023
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Disclaimer: I've never read or seen anything from the Twilight series so you crazies don't come after me! :laugh:
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do they sparkle in the sun too0
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Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely, Logic0 -
Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely, Logic
Reminds me of that joke...
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
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Keep the tip.0 -
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This thread just made my day!!! I think I cracked a rib..0
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Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely, Logic
Look at my profile pic. I'm a vampire. I can get a boner. Don't make me prove you wrong.0 -
Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely, Logic
Look at my profile pic. I'm a vampire. I can get a boner. Don't make me prove you wrong.
Do you sparkle? If you don't sparkle, you aren't real....0 -
Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely, Logic
Let me start by saying, I love you!
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Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely, Logic
Look at my profile pic. I'm a vampire. I can get a boner. Don't make me prove you wrong.
*walks off looking for count chocula*0 -
Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely, Logic
Dear Logic,
Obviously you've never heard of Rigor mortis.
Sincerely,
Never seen twilight or a vampire, just saying0 -
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LOL ...all I know is that he's hot0
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Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely, Logic
Dear Logic,
Obviously you've never heard of Rigor mortis.
Sincerely,
Never seen twilight or a vampire, just saying
Or "Angel Lust" ... it's pretty common in people who die sudden, violent deaths. Crazy, but true.
Having said that, the ashes picture explains where craft herpes came from. Love it.0 -
totally made my day0
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hehe.
Glitter: Herpes of the craft world.0 -
This is what I was going on and on about with my husband as I was reading the books (he is NOT a Twilight fan in the least...he's never read the books either) and he said, "REALLY... it's about Vampires and Werewolves. You think the writer is concerned with logic"?!!! :laugh: I said, "good point" and continued reading
Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely, Logic0 -
Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely, Logic
Dear Logic,
Obviously you've never heard of Rigor mortis.
Sincerely,
Never seen twilight or a vampire, just saying
Reminds me of a joke. Thanks to viagra there are now fewer closed casket viewings.0 -
Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely, Logic
LOL!0 -
Ah come on, Buffy shags vamps, FACT! LOL
(the leper thing almost had me wetting my pants btw LMAO)0 -
I was going to make the same comment...Angel didn't seem to have too much trouble keeping Buffy happy. In fact, he lost his soul because he had a "happy." (Love Joss Wheadon!)0
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Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely, Logic
Dear Logic,
Obviously you've never heard of Rigor mortis.
Sincerely,
Never seen twilight or a vampire, just saying
Could be totally fake... but I thought I had heard something about rigor mortis going away - so I looked... from Chemistry of Muscle Fibers, By Anne Marie Helmenstine, Ph.D.
"A few hours after a person or animal dies, the joints of the body stiffen and become locked in place. This stiffening is called rigor mortis. Depending on temperature and other conditions, rigor mortis lasts approximately 72 hours. The phenomenon is caused by the skeletal muscles partially contracting. The muscles are unable to relax, so the joints become fixed in place."
Vampire lovers... you only have about 3 days to get your necrophilia on...
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Ah come on, Buffy shags vamps, FACT! LOL
(the leper thing almost had me wetting my pants btw LMAO)
Buffy the Vampire LAYER and not Buffy the Vampire SLAYER :laugh:0 -
What's Twilight never saw it either?!!
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Perpetual erection, he just hides it well. :bigsmile: :drinker:Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely, Logic
Cause, you know, he's hard as stone, head to toe!0 -
ah hahahahahah
very entertaining! 0 -
Bwaahhhaaaaaaa!
You have to watch this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMssvXWWn5Q :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
(Also never even entertained the idea of Twilight)
Oh, and just for McKay...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcON9ZmGDBc&feature=related
(Luffs Voltaire!)0 -
Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely, Logic
Yes, I read that (sshhh- not the point )
Dear Logic,
Obviously you've never heard of Rigor mortis.
Sincerely,
Never seen twilight or a vampire, just saying
Could be totally fake... but I thought I had heard something about rigor mortis going away - so I looked... from Chemistry of Muscle Fibers, By Anne Marie Helmenstine, Ph.D.
"A few hours after a person or animal dies, the joints of the body stiffen and become locked in place. This stiffening is called rigor mortis. Depending on temperature and other conditions, rigor mortis lasts approximately 72 hours. The phenomenon is caused by the skeletal muscles partially contracting. The muscles are unable to relax, so the joints become fixed in place."
Vampire lovers... you only have about 3 days to get your necrophilia on...
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Yes, I read that (sshhh- not the point )0 -
I had to keep telling myself this book was written for teenagers as I pondered the same thing I even discussed it with my mom and we both just laughed...her choice was a guy who couldn't get it up or having puppies :huh:0
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I had to keep telling myself this book was written for teenagers as I pondered the same thing I even discussed it with my mom and we both just laughed...her choice was a guy who couldn't get it up or having puppies :huh:
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