Edward Cullen's ashes - RIP

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  • Elizabeth_C34
    Elizabeth_C34 Posts: 6,376 Member
    Twilight.jpg

    LOL
  • Promqueen_74932
    Promqueen_74932 Posts: 203 Member
    Dear Twilight fans,


    Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.


    Sincerely, Logic


    LLLOOOOOOOOOVVVVEEEEEEE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • janiebeth
    janiebeth Posts: 2,509 Member
    I had to keep telling myself this book was written for teenagers as I pondered the same thing I even discussed it with my mom and we both just laughed...her choice was a guy who couldn't get it up or having puppies :huh:

    twilight2.jpg

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Love this!!!

    ..but I still kinda think it would be cool to have a BF/pet... :laugh: :laugh:
  • Fleur933
    Fleur933 Posts: 156 Member
    I don't know why...but this thread has me like ROLLING with laughter :)
  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
    Long but totally funny
    http://stoney321.livejournal.com/317176.html
  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
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  • Littlemouse1973
    Littlemouse1973 Posts: 21 Member
    I have watched ALL the Twilight movies (two or three times apiece)... Loved them. Seriously. BUT


    Dear Logic,

    Hello!!! Talking about Vampires!!! You do know they aren't real?

    Cheers
    Twilight Fan...

    BTW, dog boy is WAY sexier than bat boy.
    Just saying
  • Tiffanydepiano
    Tiffanydepiano Posts: 169 Member
    @ Littlemouse.
    I'm with you.

    I'm not bothered by the jokes. I think they are hilarious! but, I am a true Twitard at heart.
  • beccyleigh
    beccyleigh Posts: 846 Member
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    pmsl, nicking this if you don't mind. brilliant
  • LorinaLynn
    LorinaLynn Posts: 13,247 Member
    Vampire lovers... you only have about 3 days to get your necrophilia on...

    :bigsmile:

    The problem, then, is that, traditionally, it takes three days for the reanimation from human to vampire to occur. So, you're screwed. Or not screwed, as the case may be.

    But that's the beauty of the supernatural. Nothing is impossible once you let magic into the equation.
  • Geordie_Girl
    Geordie_Girl Posts: 175 Member
    Long but totally funny
    http://stoney321.livejournal.com/317176.html

    :laugh: I've just spent the last 3 hours reading through all 4 episodes of that! Hilarious! LMAO (and I'm a big Twilight fan, but still! FUNNY!)
  • sclarke76
    sclarke76 Posts: 42
    i am totally a twilight freak, sad but true x
  • herstrawberri
    herstrawberri Posts: 347 Member
    This TOTALLY cracked me up...LOVE the Buffy thing.
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