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Top 10 lies men/women tell
I saw this on Cosmo and thought it was funny. How true do you think this is for women? Men? Discuss.
The Top 10 Lies Men Tell Women
"I'm only going out for one pint."
"I love you too."
"I didn't get your message. Must be my phone acting up again."
"No, I didn't check out the skinny blonde with DD's."
"I don't have a girlfriend."
"I was listening, I swear!"
"You're different from any other girl I've dated."
"I didn't think it would bother you."
"I left my wallet at home."
"It was just one time and it meant nothing."
The Top 10 Lies Women Tell Men
"We were just friends."
"Yes, of course I love your mom."
"No, I'm not mad at all!"
"I don't think your best friend/brother is hot!"
"I don't usually do this."
"I love watching football with you all day Sunday."
"I'm ready! [Said as he's on his way over and you're totally not ready.]"
"Of course I'm over my ex."
"Yeah, I know how to cook."
"I'm fine."
The Top 10 Lies Men Tell Women
"I'm only going out for one pint."
"I love you too."
"I didn't get your message. Must be my phone acting up again."
"No, I didn't check out the skinny blonde with DD's."
"I don't have a girlfriend."
"I was listening, I swear!"
"You're different from any other girl I've dated."
"I didn't think it would bother you."
"I left my wallet at home."
"It was just one time and it meant nothing."
The Top 10 Lies Women Tell Men
"We were just friends."
"Yes, of course I love your mom."
"No, I'm not mad at all!"
"I don't think your best friend/brother is hot!"
"I don't usually do this."
"I love watching football with you all day Sunday."
"I'm ready! [Said as he's on his way over and you're totally not ready.]"
"Of course I'm over my ex."
"Yeah, I know how to cook."
"I'm fine."
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"I'm fine."
When a woman says she is fine, she is using an acronym.
F***ed Up
Insecure
Neurotic
Emotional0 -
"No, I didn't check out the skinny blonde with DD's."
HAHAHAHAHA0 -
Here's what we are really saying:
The Top 10 Lies Men Tell Women
"I'm only going out for one pint." -
If you believe me, you are retarded.
"I love you too." -
That could be true.
"I didn't get your message. Must be my phone acting up again."
Stop calling me!
"No, I didn't check out the skinny blonde with DD's."
I did check her out, but you're hotter (not lying this time)
"I don't have a girlfriend."
I don't.
"I was listening, I swear!"
I was listening, just not necessarily to you.
"You're different from any other girl I've dated."
It's true. Every girl is different.
"I didn't think it would bother you."
I didn't care either.
"I left my wallet at home."
I'm saving my money for my date with the skinny blonde with DDs.
"It was just one time and it meant nothing."
We only did it once, plan on more, and it sure was fun!
The lies women tell men are all obvious. Sheesh.0 -
"Just the tip, I promise"0
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"Just the tip, I promise"
ROFL!!!!0 -
"Just the tip, I promise"
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! (im only laughing cause ive heard this)0 -
Hahahaha! YES!"Just the tip, I promise"
Also, don't worry, I'll pull out in time! lmao0 -
I'm not sure I could keep a straight face with this lie. Besides, husband would never believe me, anyway..."Yes, of course I love your mom."0 -
TRUE TRUE TRUE!!!!!0
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Funny, but true.0
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Hahahaha! YES!"Just the tip, I promise"
Also, don't worry, I'll pull out in time! lmao
Yeah I am not allowed to say I promise anymore to my girl especially when it's about sex! lmao!0 -
Lies are for the insecure.
No, thank you.
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Lies are for the insecure.
No, thank you.
:drinker:
Someones overly self-righteous this morning.
Never a white lie? I do believe you're lying to yourself, at the very least.
Just pointing it out... not personally attacking you or anything
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Lies are for the insecure.
No, thank you.
:drinker:
Agreed. This is why I don't date.0 -
Lies are for the insecure.
No, thank you.
:drinker:
::exactly::0 -
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"Just the tip, I promise"
so you mean this is common to say?? Seriously????0 -
I think it is funny when people take something that was clearly intended to be humorous and turn it into their soapbox.Lies are for the insecure.
No, thank you.
:drinker:
::exactly::0 -
I tell my girlfriend this because...she really can't tell the difference. Hooray for asian genetics!"Just the tip, I promise"
so you mean this is common to say?? Seriously????0 -
I think it is funny when people take something that was clearly intended to be humorous and turn it into their soapbox.Lies are for the insecure.
No, thank you.
:drinker:
::exactly::
i thought the post was quite entertaining...i liked it ...i just dont do it
so, simmer down tea-pot. 0 -
I tell my girlfriend this because...she really can't tell the difference. Hooray for asian genetics!"Just the tip, I promise"
so you mean this is common to say?? Seriously????
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Lies are for the insecure.
No, thank you.
:drinker:
Stop lying. Holy crap it's a Cretan Liar Paradox...0 -
I resent that. Just because I am short and stout...I thought the post was quite entertaining...i liked it ...i just dont do it so, simmer down tea-pot.0 -
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Hahahaha! YES!"Just the tip, I promise"
Also, don't worry, I'll pull out in time! lmao
Yeah, i've been a victim of the "I hate using condoms but I promise i'll pull out in time" line.0 -
Dang. Some people in here are so uppity. lol
You forget we're all entitled to our own opinions. And I'm not saying I have never lied. Where did you get that?
But when I did, it was out of insecurity.
Relax. It's only Monday. You have the whole week to start getting irritated for no good reason. :laugh:0 -
*post reported for disagreeing with me*Dang. Some people in here are so uppity. lol
You forget we're all entitled to our own opinions. And I'm not saying I have never lied. Where did you get that?
But when I did, it was out of insecurity.
Relax. It's only Monday. You have the whole week to start getting irritated for no good reason. :laugh:
Or maybe you just agreed with me.
Regardless reported just in case.0 -
*post reported for disagreeing with me*Dang. Some people in here are so uppity. lol
You forget we're all entitled to our own opinions. And I'm not saying I have never lied. Where did you get that?
But when I did, it was out of insecurity.
Relax. It's only Monday. You have the whole week to start getting irritated for no good reason. :laugh:
Or maybe you just agreed with me.
Regardless reported just in case.
This is offensive to reports. Reported for reporting.0 -
Lies are for the insecure.
No, thank you.
:drinker:
Agreed. This is why I don't date.
Skip the dating and go straight to f*cking? :flowerforyou:
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I...I...This is offensive to reports. Reported for reporting.
That is circular logic I cannot deny...so show me your b**bs.
How's that?0
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