Top 10 lies men/women tell

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LoveleeB
LoveleeB Posts: 560 Member
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I saw this on Cosmo and thought it was funny. How true do you think this is for women? Men? Discuss.


The Top 10 Lies Men Tell Women

"I'm only going out for one pint."
"I love you too."
"I didn't get your message. Must be my phone acting up again."
"No, I didn't check out the skinny blonde with DD's."
"I don't have a girlfriend."
"I was listening, I swear!"
"You're different from any other girl I've dated."
"I didn't think it would bother you."
"I left my wallet at home."
"It was just one time and it meant nothing."


The Top 10 Lies Women Tell Men

"We were just friends."
"Yes, of course I love your mom."
"No, I'm not mad at all!"
"I don't think your best friend/brother is hot!"
"I don't usually do this."
"I love watching football with you all day Sunday."
"I'm ready! [Said as he's on his way over and you're totally not ready.]"
"Of course I'm over my ex."
"Yeah, I know how to cook."
"I'm fine."
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  • Avalonis
    Avalonis Posts: 1,540 Member
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    "I'm fine."

    When a woman says she is fine, she is using an acronym.

    F***ed Up
    Insecure
    Neurotic
    Emotional
  • cnsmith2
    cnsmith2 Posts: 539 Member
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    "No, I didn't check out the skinny blonde with DD's."

    HAHAHAHAHA
  • Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused
    Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused Posts: 935 Member
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    Here's what we are really saying:

    The Top 10 Lies Men Tell Women
    "I'm only going out for one pint." -

    If you believe me, you are retarded.

    "I love you too." -

    That could be true.
    "I didn't get your message. Must be my phone acting up again."

    Stop calling me!

    "No, I didn't check out the skinny blonde with DD's."

    I did check her out, but you're hotter (not lying this time)

    "I don't have a girlfriend."
    I don't.

    "I was listening, I swear!"

    I was listening, just not necessarily to you.

    "You're different from any other girl I've dated."

    It's true. Every girl is different.

    "I didn't think it would bother you."

    I didn't care either.

    "I left my wallet at home."

    I'm saving my money for my date with the skinny blonde with DDs.

    "It was just one time and it meant nothing."

    We only did it once, plan on more, and it sure was fun!


    The lies women tell men are all obvious. Sheesh.
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
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    "Just the tip, I promise"
  • sweetpunani
    sweetpunani Posts: 86
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    "Just the tip, I promise"

    ROFL!!!!
  • Sh1tsRainbows
    Sh1tsRainbows Posts: 1,227 Member
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    "Just the tip, I promise"

    HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! (im only laughing cause ive heard this)
  • Indy_Mario
    Indy_Mario Posts: 541
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    "Just the tip, I promise"
    Hahahaha! YES!

    Also, don't worry, I'll pull out in time! lmao
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
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    "Yes, of course I love your mom."
    I'm not sure I could keep a straight face with this lie. Besides, husband would never believe me, anyway...
  • lovinlife71
    lovinlife71 Posts: 230
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    TRUE TRUE TRUE!!!!!
  • Begood03
    Begood03 Posts: 1,261 Member
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    Funny, but true.
  • Bankman1989
    Bankman1989 Posts: 1,116 Member
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    "Just the tip, I promise"
    Hahahaha! YES!

    Also, don't worry, I'll pull out in time! lmao

    Yeah I am not allowed to say I promise anymore to my girl especially when it's about sex! lmao!
  • McKayMachina
    McKayMachina Posts: 2,670 Member
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    Lies are for the insecure.

    No, thank you.

    :drinker:
  • Avalonis
    Avalonis Posts: 1,540 Member
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    Lies are for the insecure.

    No, thank you.

    :drinker:

    Someones overly self-righteous this morning.

    Never a white lie? I do believe you're lying to yourself, at the very least.

    Just pointing it out... not personally attacking you or anything ;)
  • adjones5
    adjones5 Posts: 938 Member
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    Lies are for the insecure.

    No, thank you.

    :drinker:

    Agreed. This is why I don't date.
  • HoLLyZ82
    HoLLyZ82 Posts: 467 Member
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    Lies are for the insecure.

    No, thank you.

    :drinker:

    ::exactly::
  • MFPAddict
    MFPAddict Posts: 2,303 Member
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    You ladies might enjoy this song

    http://www.cmt.com/videos/terri-clark/31754/girls-lie-too.jhtml
  • La_Amazona
    La_Amazona Posts: 4,855 Member
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    "Just the tip, I promise"

    so you mean this is common to say?? Seriously????
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
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    Lies are for the insecure.

    No, thank you.

    :drinker:

    ::exactly::
    I think it is funny when people take something that was clearly intended to be humorous and turn it into their soapbox.
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
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    "Just the tip, I promise"

    so you mean this is common to say?? Seriously????
    I tell my girlfriend this because...she really can't tell the difference. Hooray for asian genetics!
  • HoLLyZ82
    HoLLyZ82 Posts: 467 Member
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    Lies are for the insecure.

    No, thank you.

    :drinker:

    ::exactly::
    I think it is funny when people take something that was clearly intended to be humorous and turn it into their soapbox.

    i thought the post was quite entertaining...i liked it ...i just dont do it :) so, simmer down tea-pot.

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