Top 10 lies men/women tell

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  • La_Amazona
    La_Amazona Posts: 4,855 Member
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    "Just the tip, I promise"

    so you mean this is common to say?? Seriously????
    I tell my girlfriend this because...she really can't tell the difference. Hooray for asian genetics!

    :cry:
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
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    Lies are for the insecure.

    No, thank you.

    :drinker:

    Stop lying. Holy crap it's a Cretan Liar Paradox...
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
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    I thought the post was quite entertaining...i liked it ...i just dont do it :) so, simmer down tea-pot.
    I resent that. Just because I am short and stout...
  • MFPAddict
    MFPAddict Posts: 2,303 Member
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    You ladies might enjoy this song

    http://www.cmt.com/videos/terri-clark/31754/girls-lie-too.jhtml

    First one is no longer available
    http://www.artistdirect.com/video/terri-clark-girls-lie-too/4600
  • My3Rayz
    My3Rayz Posts: 373
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    "Just the tip, I promise"
    Hahahaha! YES!

    Also, don't worry, I'll pull out in time! lmao

    Yeah, i've been a victim of the "I hate using condoms but I promise i'll pull out in time" line.
  • McKayMachina
    McKayMachina Posts: 2,670 Member
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    Dang. Some people in here are so uppity. lol

    You forget we're all entitled to our own opinions. And I'm not saying I have never lied. Where did you get that?

    But when I did, it was out of insecurity.

    Relax. It's only Monday. You have the whole week to start getting irritated for no good reason. :laugh:
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
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    Dang. Some people in here are so uppity. lol

    You forget we're all entitled to our own opinions. And I'm not saying I have never lied. Where did you get that?

    But when I did, it was out of insecurity.

    Relax. It's only Monday. You have the whole week to start getting irritated for no good reason. :laugh:
    *post reported for disagreeing with me*

    Or maybe you just agreed with me.

    Regardless reported just in case.
  • McKayMachina
    McKayMachina Posts: 2,670 Member
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    Dang. Some people in here are so uppity. lol

    You forget we're all entitled to our own opinions. And I'm not saying I have never lied. Where did you get that?

    But when I did, it was out of insecurity.

    Relax. It's only Monday. You have the whole week to start getting irritated for no good reason. :laugh:
    *post reported for disagreeing with me*

    Or maybe you just agreed with me.

    Regardless reported just in case.

    This is offensive to reports. Reported for reporting.
  • Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused
    Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused Posts: 935 Member
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    Lies are for the insecure.

    No, thank you.

    :drinker:

    Agreed. This is why I don't date.

    Skip the dating and go straight to f*cking? :flowerforyou: :heart:
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
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    This is offensive to reports. Reported for reporting.
    I...I...

    That is circular logic I cannot deny...so show me your b**bs.

    How's that?
  • JsGirl93
    JsGirl93 Posts: 1,156
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    "Just the tip, I promise"
    Hahahaha! YES!

    Also, don't worry, I'll pull out in time! lmao

    Yeah, i've been a victim of the "I hate using condoms but I promise i'll pull out in time" line.

    This is part of the reason why I have an almost 18 yo daughter! Lmao! The other part? I believed him!
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
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    This is part of the reason why I have an almost 18 yo daughter! Lmao! The other part? I believed him!
    So a quick scan means that another popular lie might be "pulling out is 99.9% effective"
  • LoveleeB
    LoveleeB Posts: 560 Member
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    "I love watching football with you all day Sunday."

    This one is totally true for me!! I love football!
  • JsGirl93
    JsGirl93 Posts: 1,156
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    This is part of the reason why I have an almost 18 yo daughter! Lmao! The other part? I believed him!
    So a quick scan means that another popular lie might be "pulling out is 99.9% effective"
    Yes.
  • Banks01
    Banks01 Posts: 985 Member
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    "Just the tip, I promise"

    Ding. Winnar
  • HoLLyZ82
    HoLLyZ82 Posts: 467 Member
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    I thought the post was quite entertaining...i liked it ...i just dont do it :) so, simmer down tea-pot.
    I resent that. Just because I am short and stout...
    hahaha
  • PegasusDeb
    PegasusDeb Posts: 665 Member
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    "Just the tip, I promise"
    Hahahaha! YES!

    Also, don't worry, I'll pull out in time! lmao

    Yeah, i've been a victim of the "I hate using condoms but I promise i'll pull out in time" line.

    Whew, I thought I was the only one who heard that line of crap! ha ha ha
  • twinsanity
    twinsanity Posts: 1,847 Member
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    "I left my wallet at home."

    I'm saving my money for my date with the skinny blonde with DDs.

    HAHAHA!!!
  • mikey1976
    mikey1976 Posts: 1,005 Member
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    "Just the tip, I promise"

    so you mean this is common to say?? Seriously????

    last time i heard those words it was right after she told me she had cheated. i promise not to hurt you what a load of bs out put out in the cold two month later before valentins day.i learned two lesson run and run faster lol
  • juliecat1
    juliecat1 Posts: 3,455 Member
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    "Just the tip, I promise"
    Hahahaha! YES!

    Also, don't worry, I'll pull out in time! lmao

    Yeah, i've been a victim of the "I hate using condoms but I promise i'll pull out in time" line.

    This is part of the reason why I have an almost 18 yo daughter! Lmao! The other part? I believed him!

    Same here Selena! Except mines 10 :bigsmile:

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