If you want to turn me on
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This man is sitting in a bar of a nice hotel while on a business trip.
Suddenly, this beautiful woman strides through the door. Kind of saunderng side to side but seemed to be gliding
She chooses the seat next to him and asked if the seat was taken.
Blushing, he says NO, please sit down and so she does.
As they small talked, he couldn't help but notice how she licked her lips, crossed her legs, moving very slowly, as if physical poetry, slowly caressing his arm.....her eyes darting all over his body...
Finally she leans over close to his face, her warm breath tickling his neck, her lipstick leaving a trace along his cheek and she says "I'll do anything for $500"
He was shocked and taken aback that he was being played by a professional but then he got an idea.
He slowly leaned in, with a mischievous smile and achingly slow said
"ok. Paint my house"0 -
I'm not allowed to say until groups happen :grumble:0
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A man who knows what he wants and how to get it, oh and being a 49er fan helps!!! ha0
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that thing he did to me when i was laying on my tummy.....
can't really go wrong here.0 -
A slight breeze.
LMAO!!!!!!! BAHAHA0 -
Adam Levine sexy tattooed body.
Ummm...yes. :blushing:0 -
Mine is simple...
d2footballjrc's woman: "Here honey, have this beer and watch football! When you are done I'd love to spend some time with you. Until then I'm going to hang out and read a book. Oh by the way I ordered a pizza and it should be here any moment. Don't worry I'll get it for you, I know the game is on."
WOW.... I am turned on just reading that.......0 -
There's an OFF button?0
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I'm not allowed to say until groups happen :grumble:
You can tell me, just whisper it in my ear.0 -
A man who knows what he wants and how to get it, oh and being a 49er fan helps!!! ha
I was a 49'ers fan til they got rid of T.O.....now I'm a Chiefs and Cowboys fan. (Cowboys because Dez Bryant is my new favorite NFL player) It kills me to be a Cowboys fan... blah!0 -
...hotmamasoon and sweetpunani reserving their explicit comments until the debut of groups :bigsmile:0
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Mine is simple...
d2footballjrc's woman: "Here honey, have this beer and watch football! When you are done I'd love to spend some time with you. Until then I'm going to hang out and read a book. Oh by the way I ordered a pizza and it should be here any moment. Don't worry I'll get it for you, I know the game is on."
WOW.... I am turned on just reading that.......
Hahahaha what about if she actually enjoys watching the game with you???0 -
Ian Somerhalder.
Yummy!!!!! Love Vampire Diaries
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Hahahaha what about if she actually enjoys watching the game with you???
That is fine but they are limited to 15 words total per quarter.. Cheeers and going YEAH!! after a big play do not count towards those numbers. :-D
Also I could never ever ever ever ever date or fall in love with a Raiders or Bronco fan..... I have standards and values which by being a fan of those teams you have shown a severe lack of!
College wise as long as you aren't a USC or Missouri Western fan we are cool. ;-)0 -
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Mine is simple...
d2footballjrc's woman: "Here honey, have this beer and watch football! When you are done I'd love to spend some time with you. Until then I'm going to hang out and read a book. Oh by the way I ordered a pizza and it should be here any moment. Don't worry I'll get it for you, I know the game is on."
WOW.... I am turned on just reading that.......
hmmm....that's what DOES happen here....I am an awesome wife
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...hotmamasoon and sweetpunani reserving their explicit comments until the debut of groups :bigsmile:
hawt. you said punani.0 -
A shapely woman in a corset and talking dirty...I think I just got turned on saying that!
Btw..what is the talk about groups? I noticed it twice now, are they going to have adult only discussions?0 -
I have a button....
me too.
me three
I I also really like when a guy comes in from doing something manly. Mowing the lawn, fixing the car.... yum!0 -
Looking for button....0
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Looking for button....
Yeah I want to know more about this button, my wife's button is about 3 glasses of white Zinfandel!0 -
Do the dishes and clean my house...
What turns you on?
depressing.0 -
Looking for button....
Easiest way to find it is with diamonds you just sparkle it in front of her and it points out the way.0 -
Looking for button....
Easiest way to find it is with diamonds you just sparkle it in front of her and it points out the way.
Now that is the truth! HA!!0 -
Cowboys fan is a no no!!!!! Instant turn off. ;o)0
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Yep, manly things! Sweat can be soooo gooood. Is it getting hot in here? Great now I want to go kidnap my hubby from work! (nope, doesn't take much! LOL)
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A man who knows what he wants and how to get it, oh and being a 49er fan helps!!! ha
I was a 49'ers fan til they got rid of T.O.....now I'm a Chiefs and Cowboys fan. (Cowboys because Dez Bryant is my new favorite NFL player) It kills me to be a Cowboys fan... blah!
Cowboys fan is a NO NO, instant turn off. 0 -
The smell of Brut cologne.
My late boyfriend wore it. I have a bottle at home that I'll wear sometimes in the evening. My son hates the smell of it. :ohwell: I don't care, it reminds me of my precious George. 0 -
Intelligence. If he can prove he's smarter than I am, I'm smitten. (Further proof that I'm weird.)
you're not weird & I like you already.0 -
Secret, hopefully inappropriate, touches when we're out.0
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