I can't seem to lose weight...

Puggy33
Puggy33 Posts: 300
edited October 4 in Health and Weight Loss
I've been trying my hardest but I can't seem to lose weight. Here is an average meal day for me.

Breakfast: IHOP/Denny's - Usually 4 pancakes, eggs, bacon, sausage, toast, chocolate milk..oh and hash browns.

Lunch: Usually go to McDonaldsor Burger king and get a Double Cheeseburger, Large Fry and a Large Sweet Tea

Dinner: 6 out of 7 days I'm getting Pizza hut or domino's or some type of pizza. Sometimes I get wings and sometimes I get just cheese pizza because all the sausage and pepperoni I add to my suffed crust large seems to be full of fat, I also just drink water for dinner because I heard on the forums as long as you drink water with pizza the fat won't stay in your body.

I think I need to get rid of my chocolate milk for breakfast because I read on here that sugar, even smelling it makes you fat, Make my Fries and Tea Small's for lunch and maybe not get stuffed crust for dinner...

Do you guys think that will help?
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  • AggieCass09
    AggieCass09 Posts: 1,867 Member
    seriously? cook at home!
  • kassied09
    kassied09 Posts: 397
    hahahah i am amused
  • KaraHB
    KaraHB Posts: 9
    you're funny
  • runnerjenn0708
    runnerjenn0708 Posts: 400 Member
    YOU'RE a DORK!!!!!! :)
  • destanyshay
    destanyshay Posts: 2 Member
    lol! Very funny.
  • shrek1970uk
    shrek1970uk Posts: 83 Member
    Is it 1st April ...??? :noway:
  • waxon81
    waxon81 Posts: 198 Member
    lol, good troll post
  • julie204
    julie204 Posts: 130
    are you serious:laugh:
  • Stacera
    Stacera Posts: 347 Member
    goober.
  • tigersword
    tigersword Posts: 8,059 Member
    I don't think you're eating enough, you might be in starvation mode, add some beer to up the calorie count. :drinker:
  • hyperkate
    hyperkate Posts: 178 Member
    You must be doing something wrong coz my mate lost loads of weight on the takeaway diet! Maybe you should buy the food and take it home....that could help??
  • oh no you are doing it all wrong. It is because you don't have two snacks in there as well. If you did you would lose for sure :)
  • Justjoshin
    Justjoshin Posts: 999 Member
    Need more Cardio, you'll be fine.
  • HEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHE the sad part is that some people post stuff like this ... and they are SERIOUS!
  • kyle4jem
    kyle4jem Posts: 1,400 Member
    And yet they don't see the irony is the truth.... great post mate :bigsmile:
  • gcineas
    gcineas Posts: 121
    lmao
  • engineman312
    engineman312 Posts: 3,450 Member
    lolol. love it!! dude, you diary looks great. all you really need to do is just work out less. lifiting weights can slow down your metabolism almost to a crawl. plus, you be looking way too bulky in a matter of weeks.
  • Thanks for the laugh!!
  • Puggy33
    Puggy33 Posts: 300
    are you serious:laugh:

    I'm never serious lol


    <3 lol
  • Is this a joke?
  • kennie2
    kennie2 Posts: 1,170 Member
    you havent lost weight yet? maybe you arent eating enough. try eating a tub of ben and jerries every night too ;D
  • drog2323
    drog2323 Posts: 1,343 Member
    where's the booze???

    :drinker:
  • Puggy33
    Puggy33 Posts: 300
    where's the booze???

    :drinker:

    I want people to think i'm fat, not a drunk... lol well I guess that cat's out of the bag now too..

    DAMMIT :(
  • clares06
    clares06 Posts: 71 Member
    persoally i think its the large sweet tea! cut that out and the weight will drop off im sure!!!!!!!!!!!lol!!!!!!!!!
  • Drunkadelic
    Drunkadelic Posts: 948 Member
    wow - if that's what you are really eating then I have no idea what the problem could be!! You should really be dropping the weight.

    It's gotta be starvation mode. Eat moar!
  • CricketKate
    CricketKate Posts: 3,657 Member
    The trouble is that you're not getting a diet coke with your supersize fries.
  • ncole3
    ncole3 Posts: 164
    Breakfast: IHOP/Denny's - Usually 4 pancakes, eggs, bacon, sausage, toast, chocolate milk..oh and hash browns.

    Lunch: Usually go to McDonaldsor Burger king and get a Double Cheeseburger, Large Fry and a Large Sweet Tea

    Dinner: 6 out of 7 days I'm getting Pizza hut or domino's or some type of pizza. Sometimes I get wings and sometimes I get just cheese pizza because all the sausage and pepperoni I think I need to get rid of my chocolate milk for breakfast because I read on here that sugar, even smelling it makes you fat, Make my Fries and Tea Small's for lunch and maybe not get stuffed crust for dinner...Do you guys think that will help?
    Your choices in food are keeping you reaching your goals...please look into eating more high fiber foods, it does help.
  • Thruen
    Thruen Posts: 80 Member
    I lol'd
  • KeepGoingRhonda
    KeepGoingRhonda Posts: 527 Member
    :noway: :laugh:
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