I can't seem to lose weight...

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  • Montco_cancel
    Montco_cancel Posts: 74 Member
    Hahaha!
  • engineman312
    engineman312 Posts: 3,450 Member
    are you serious:laugh:

    I'm never serious lol, I was just posting to sound like the other 90 idiots i've seen on the forums today:

    - OMFG sugar is killing me
    - OMFG if I do 830.12 push ups i'll have abs before prom
    - OMFG HALLOWEEN CANDY should be made in negative calorie bite sizes
    - OMFG...well you get the idea

    <3 lol

    you should have spelled the title "OMG I cant loose wait!!!1!!"

    then we MIGHT have taken the troll bait LMAO

    Remember: when emulating idiots, one must spell like them too

    i can't wait until next week, when we stop hearing about "how will i not eat that halloween candy" and it switches over to "how will i control myself at thanksgiving."



    ps, i'm totally eating anything i want that day. i don't care. i'm not logging in at all that day.
  • Hellbent_Heidi
    Hellbent_Heidi Posts: 3,669 Member
    I'm sure its just because you're gaining muscle, and muscle weighs more than fat you know?

    Or...are you eating ALL of your exercise calories?

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • robin52077
    robin52077 Posts: 4,383 Member

    Remember: when emulating idiots, one must spell like them too

    No fa1r!!!! eye Tried mi hardestet :(

    that's better
  • Puggy33
    Puggy33 Posts: 300
    are you serious:laugh:

    I'm never serious lol, I was just posting to sound like the other 90 idiots i've seen on the forums today:

    - OMFG sugar is killing me
    - OMFG if I do 830.12 push ups i'll have abs before prom
    - OMFG HALLOWEEN CANDY should be made in negative calorie bite sizes
    - OMFG...well you get the idea

    <3 lol

    you should have spelled the title "OMG I cant loose wait!!!1!!"

    then we MIGHT have taken the troll bait LMAO

    Remember: when emulating idiots, one must spell like them too

    i can't wait until next week, when we stop hearing about "how will i not eat that halloween candy" and it switches over to "how will i control myself at thanksgiving."



    ps, i'm totally eating anything i want that day. i don't care. i'm not logging in at all that day.

    I'm gonna log the **** out of thankgiving and post a thread "WTF...I gained weight this weekend?...HOW!!!!"

    Reply: "you had 4000 calories a day you retard, why do you think"
  • Bahet
    Bahet Posts: 1,254 Member
    Switch the sweet tea and chocolate milk for diet cola. It's a fact that diet cola works with your nervous system to circulate out the extra calories.
  • robin52077
    robin52077 Posts: 4,383 Member

    i can't wait until next week, when we stop hearing about "how will i not eat that halloween candy" and it switches over to "how will i control myself at thanksgiving."



    ps, i'm totally eating anything i want that day. i don't care. i'm not logging in at all that day.

    ugh, I forgot about the awful halloween candy threads, then the thanksgiving threads, then the christmas threads, then the New Years threads, then Valentine's day, then easter....

    WAKE UP PEOPLE! It's called LIFE, and you need to LIVE it. Every holiday isn't out to sabotage you! Have a little freaking willpower and enjoy your dinner within reason without eating 10000 calories of crap and MOVE THE HELL ON!
  • Hellbent_Heidi
    Hellbent_Heidi Posts: 3,669 Member

    i can't wait until next week, when we stop hearing about "how will i not eat that halloween candy" and it switches over to "how will i control myself at thanksgiving."



    ps, i'm totally eating anything i want that day. i don't care. i'm not logging in at all that day.

    ugh, I forgot about the awful halloween candy threads, then the thanksgiving threads, then the christmas threads, then the New Years threads, then Valentine's day, then easter....

    WAKE UP PEOPLE! It's called LIFE, and you need to LIVE it. Every holiday isn't out to sabotage you! Have a little freaking willpower and enjoy your dinner within reason without eating 10000 calories of crap and MOVE THE HELL ON!
    Can they be any worse than the 'time of month' threads though? Seriously? The average woman has had this happen EVERY MONTH since approximately age 12, and they still can't figure out what to do about the bloating, cramping and chocolate cravings?

    Is it a surprise every time??
  • robin52077
    robin52077 Posts: 4,383 Member

    i can't wait until next week, when we stop hearing about "how will i not eat that halloween candy" and it switches over to "how will i control myself at thanksgiving."



    ps, i'm totally eating anything i want that day. i don't care. i'm not logging in at all that day.

    ugh, I forgot about the awful halloween candy threads, then the thanksgiving threads, then the christmas threads, then the New Years threads, then Valentine's day, then easter....

    WAKE UP PEOPLE! It's called LIFE, and you need to LIVE it. Every holiday isn't out to sabotage you! Have a little freaking willpower and enjoy your dinner within reason without eating 10000 calories of crap and MOVE THE HELL ON!
    Can they be any worse than the 'time of month' threads though? Seriously? The average woman has had this happen EVERY MONTH since approximately age 12, and they still can't figure out what to do about the bloating, cramping and chocolate cravings?

    Is it a surprise every time??

    A TOM thread is ONLY allowed if you have proof that you have had an accident that resulted in total amnesia within the last 30 days and therefore truly do not know why you are bloated and b!tchy.
  • gogonunubean
    gogonunubean Posts: 160 Member
    Aaah, it is obvious where you are going wrong - you need to switch to Diet soda!
  • Hellbent_Heidi
    Hellbent_Heidi Posts: 3,669 Member


    A TOM thread is ONLY allowed if you have proof that you have had an accident that resulted in total amnesia within the last 30 days and therefore truly do not know why you are bloated and b!tchy.

    AMEN...this should be included in the 'rule book' for all new members!
  • DiamondInTheDirt
    DiamondInTheDirt Posts: 117 Member
    LOL love this!!!
  • crikee15
    crikee15 Posts: 155 Member

    ugh, I forgot about the awful halloween candy threads, then the thanksgiving threads, then the christmas threads, then the New Years threads, then Valentine's day, then easter....

    oh goody, something to look forward to...*runs away from computer*
  • ncole3
    ncole3 Posts: 164
    I refuse to give any kind of thoughtful reply until you tell me how much beer you've been consuming.

    I'm drunk now...that's how I thought of this post. I stopped counting after 2, though..or was it 3...oh hell who cares lol

    bottoms up my friends!

    LMAO....LMAO!!!!
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