THAT AWKWARD MOMENT when... [finish it]

Natalie49
Natalie49 Posts: 210 Member
edited October 2024 in Chit-Chat
someone skinnier than you calls themselves fat...
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  • pain_is_weakness
    pain_is_weakness Posts: 798 Member
    a blonde joke is cracked and someone in the crowd knows it actually happened to you!
  • pain_is_weakness
    pain_is_weakness Posts: 798 Member
    you are trying to be flirty in fornt of your ex you haven't seen since high school and your kid comes up to you pulling on your shirt "mommy, mommy MOMMY!"

    uhhhhhhh, anyways nice to see you, I think I need to go change a diaper
  • pain_is_weakness
    pain_is_weakness Posts: 798 Member
    when you try to get out of the car and you are still buckled in

    (happened, more than once)
  • pain_is_weakness
    pain_is_weakness Posts: 798 Member
    you realize you are the only one on the awkward moment thread
  • Laineegrrl
    Laineegrrl Posts: 80 Member
    hahaha
  • littlesis412
    littlesis412 Posts: 314 Member
    You ask someone when they're due and they're not pregnant.
  • auntdeedee87
    auntdeedee87 Posts: 706 Member
    When you get into the car on the first date and don't realize until you turn your head to look at him that your hair is stuck in the door.
  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,096 Member
    Someone is on the little bluetooth thing and you think they are talking to you, you respond back :laugh:
  • Purpleflipflops
    Purpleflipflops Posts: 563 Member
    When someone says Hi... To the person behind you. And you respond.
  • Captain_Mal
    Captain_Mal Posts: 945 Member
    you walk through a spider web and suddenly turn into a karate chopping ninja. *stolen from the internet*
  • skittybang
    skittybang Posts: 1,525 Member
    when everyone goes "ewwwww, who farted?" and you know it's you...
  • Kityngirl
    Kityngirl Posts: 14,304 Member
    Someone is on the little bluetooth thing and you think they are talking to you, you respond back :laugh:
    and you keep responding because it takes you way too long to realize that they aren't talking to you.....
  • EmpressOfJudgment
    EmpressOfJudgment Posts: 1,162 Member
    ...your mom picks you up from school in her clown costume.
  • rocketpants
    rocketpants Posts: 419 Member
    Your date notices the valtrex, and preperation h on the nightstand
  • Captain_Mal
    Captain_Mal Posts: 945 Member
    you wonder why so many men are checking you out in the grocery store to only realize too late that the shirt you're wearing is too revealing and makes your boobs jiggle when you walk....true story.
  • BloomingLily
    BloomingLily Posts: 62 Member
    You open the car door and are about to get in when you realize you don't know the person in the car. The car LOOKS like yours but isn't yours.
  • theome
    theome Posts: 101 Member
    someone skinnier than you calls themselves fat...

    I get that one around me A LOT- hate it. :grumble: yes, size 6 is FAT. :noway:
  • EmpressOfJudgment
    EmpressOfJudgment Posts: 1,162 Member
    You open the car door and are about to get in when you realize you don't know the person in the car. The car LOOKS like yours but isn't yours.
    This reminds me of the awkward moment when you open your unlocked apartment door and walk in to discover it's actually someone else's apartment.
  • MzBug
    MzBug Posts: 2,173 Member
    ...in the middle of your annual GYN exam your "digestive issues" re-appear in a rather urgent manner. :embarassed:
  • phechan3
    phechan3 Posts: 60
    When you forget to lock the door on a public restroom and someone walks in on you... >_>

    Also, visa versa. ._.
  • rocketpants
    rocketpants Posts: 419 Member
    You figure out that dad isn't just wrestling with mommy
  • _beachgirl_
    _beachgirl_ Posts: 3,865 Member
    you realize he's a she
  • _beachgirl_
    _beachgirl_ Posts: 3,865 Member
    you realize they aren't expecting...
  • Captain_Mal
    Captain_Mal Posts: 945 Member
    you're at the aquarium and your kids point out that the female and male alligator snapping turtles are fighting then upon closer inspection yeah they are definitely *fighting*, yeah mom the big one is on top of the little one...."hey kids let's go look at the sharks" :laugh:
  • _beachgirl_
    _beachgirl_ Posts: 3,865 Member
    You open the car door and are about to get in when you realize you don't know the person in the car. The car LOOKS like yours but isn't yours.

    This happened to my ex-hubby when we were on vacation with friends, we all watched him walk over to the other car and wondered wth he was doing. We all started laughing when we realized that he had the wrong car, we lost it though when the woman inside the car locked the doors and called 911.
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    A woman chooses something other than the iron in Monopoly.
  • Stacera
    Stacera Posts: 347 Member
    you're walking out of the mall, noticing you have had a little extra male attention and some stares... head held high, look down and 2 buttons are unbuttoned on your shirt.. ..yep.

    you're walking along do that little stumble thing.. try to play it off just to do it again and go totally headfirst into another person.

    you're at a concert and have to go the restroom..line is way out the door to the women's so you go to the men's and the guys start turning around from the urinals... AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
  • Lake72
    Lake72 Posts: 6
    you walk into the kitchen for a glass of milk in your underwear, only to realize your wife has company over for coffee........:blushing:
  • ESVABelle
    ESVABelle Posts: 1,264 Member
    When you get out of the car because you're angry...but your grand exit is halted by the child safety lock.
  • ESVABelle
    ESVABelle Posts: 1,264 Member
    When you're hitting on someone...and then realize their SO is standing there with them
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