THAT AWKWARD MOMENT when... [finish it]

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  • tageekly
    tageekly Posts: 3,755 Member
    You do this little half fall, half push up thing UP the stairs in a crowded bowling alley.....right on front of the guy you like. :ohwell:

    Done it! It was in the college bookstore, but still... awkward.
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  • mandeiko
    mandeiko Posts: 1,657 Member
    ...when you think you've spelled a word incorrectly, but you aren't sure, but then it looks funny, and it still turns out to be correct.

    Happens to me ALL the time.

    ...when you look behind you before opening a door and decide the person behind you is too far away, and then they look you in the eye and start walking faster.

    This one gets repeated often too. SO annoying, cuz then I sit there, like the nice person I am, and wait for them to catch up. :grumble:
  • kaits108
    kaits108 Posts: 305 Member
    when you're cruising with the windows down, daydreaming & singing along to the radio, only to realize you've pulled up to a stop light next to another car with the windows down and they can hear your Godawful singing. Next time must focus on my vocal warmup! hahah!
  • Scott613
    Scott613 Posts: 2,317 Member
    You say let's just be friends:noway:
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,716 Member
    When some old dude in the gym locker room is congratulating you on your weight loss and puts his hand on your belly.


    SOME OLD DUDE PUT HIS HAND ON MY BELLY THIS MORNING AND I DON'T LIKE IT!!
  • jenbit
    jenbit Posts: 4,252 Member
    when you go to switch into downward dog position and develop the yoga farts.:blushing:

    When your working out in your room and look up only to realize to of your best male friends are banging on your bedroom window and watching you.:embarassed:

    When you are wearing heels at a rock show (big nono) and have had ALOT to drink and try to take a step backwards and do the wobble thing.:drinker:

    when your brother comes out with a bandaid on his leg and you look at it and realize its a pad.(he was like 7 and it was in the middle of a party) I thought my mom would die:laugh:
  • katkins3
    katkins3 Posts: 1,359 Member
    You stand up to sing in church and your skirt falls down around your ankles.

    When the apartment door closes behind you when you went out to get the Sunday paper in the hall in your see through baby doll pajamas, (eight months pregnant).

    When you are doing your best impression of your professor and he's standing behind you!
  • NiciS72
    NiciS72 Posts: 1,043 Member
    You are sitting down to Thanksgiving dinner with your husband and parents and your husband says to you "alright cheapskate why couldn't you put out the good wine for our guests instead of the cheap crap" to which I respond "Dad brought the wine!"

    BTW my Dad laughed his *kitten* off when this happened, my mother pursed her lips. This one has gone down in history and my father LOVES to tell this story. The wine he brought wasn't bad, it was Beringer.
  • ummlovelovesyou
    ummlovelovesyou Posts: 1,024 Member
    ...When you make out with your boyfriend with red lipstick on, the doorbell rings and he answers it. It's a government census person...and he didn't realize he had lipstick all over his face until he walked back to you, you laughed, and he finally understood why she was staring at him so oddly while asking him serious questions.



    THIS was pretty funny when it happened :laugh:
  • momof8munchkins
    momof8munchkins Posts: 1,167 Member
    when you're walking out of a building with VERY clean glass windows and automatic sliding doors...and accidently walk into a window...

    hahahahaha I was going to say something like that.. you are walking into a store, not paying attention to the hours, and smack right into the automatic doors that did not open because the store wasn't open yet! yep that happened to me.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    when you're walking out of a building with VERY clean glass windows and automatic sliding doors...and accidently walk into a window...

    Two Words...

    JUSTIN BEIBER
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Although I should note I ran through a sliding glass door resulting in a two inch facial scar and badly scared hands *LOL*

    Mad skills... I have MAD SKILLS
  • rwd5046
    rwd5046 Posts: 302
    When your child passes gas in church..........and everyone thinks it was you!
  • WendyFitMomCHANGED
    WendyFitMomCHANGED Posts: 311 Member
    Ewe realise you're grammer sux and your two stupid to notice befour.
  • Brannock8
    Brannock8 Posts: 170 Member
    When you are taking a dump in the stall, and suddenly you hear a clip-clop of high heels come into the bathroom. You begin to panic realizing you are in the wrong bathroom. Lifting your feet 6 inches off the ground with pants around your ankles you try to hatch a brilliant escape plan. Then you realize that it's just a guy wearing hard bottomed shoes.

    Happens to me about once a week at work.
  • PlunderBunneh
    PlunderBunneh Posts: 1,705 Member
    When you and your guy are having *special* time in the car and the cop knocks on the window. "Uhh...I dropped my earring under his seat and was looking for it...really..."

    When everyone at the party is in the kitchen doing a shot and watches you run face first into the glass door. They now hang up a neon sign with my name on it on the glass door every time I come over -.-
  • Katefab26
    Katefab26 Posts: 865
    When you're on a date with a new guy and your ex-bf is the waiter. :embarassed:
  • mleoni092708
    mleoni092708 Posts: 629 Member
    When your child passes gas in church..........and everyone thinks it was you!

    This happened to me in a quiet dr's office waiting room. My baby tooted on my lap and everyone looked at me!
  • pain_is_weakness
    pain_is_weakness Posts: 798 Member
    you get out of the shower and walk into the living room naked only to realize your husband invited his biddies over and didn't tell you
  • _GingerSnap_
    _GingerSnap_ Posts: 339 Member
    ...crawling all sexy like up the bed with the new guy and lost my balance and got stuck in between the bed and the wall.

    ...getting out of the shower and you hear you hubby come in and decide to surprise him and the neighbors who walked in too.

    .....drop your bowl of soup in your works break room, and then slip in it. In front of everyone.

    ...to walk really quickly around a corner with a plate full of food....right into the vice president. I had only been with the company for two weeks at this time.

    ......My favorite so far..showing your boss what the running man is and how to do it...then the CEO walks in the office. Yup.

    Wow..I'm a *kitten*! :blushing:
  • sandrinamsilva
    sandrinamsilva Posts: 651 Member
    you realize you are the only one on the awkward moment thread

    You just made me LOL
  • _GingerSnap_
    _GingerSnap_ Posts: 339 Member
    You figure out that dad isn't just wrestling with mommy

    hahahahaha! :laugh:
  • jend114
    jend114 Posts: 1,058 Member
    ...you unzip his pants for the first time and think to yourself, "that's all?"

    :laugh:



    ...Wasn't funny at the time though. TRULY disappointing.

    :laugh:
    so glad I'm not the only one
  • ladybug1620
    ladybug1620 Posts: 1,136 Member
    When your 3 y/o kid is running down the aisle of the store screaming "You can't beat me up Moooom!!!"

    He was "racing" me. And instead of saying "you can't beat me" he says "you can't beat me up." Nice.
  • SinIsIn
    SinIsIn Posts: 1,865 Member
    When your supervisior lets one rip right in front of your fan.... :sick:
  • runnerjenn0708
    runnerjenn0708 Posts: 400 Member
    you realize that both you and your sister in law are dating the SAME guy from a stupid dating site ...
  • steveh08
    steveh08 Posts: 66 Member
    Someone is on the little bluetooth thing and you think they are talking to you, you respond back :laugh:
    and you keep responding because it takes you way too long to realize that they aren't talking to you.....

    Wish I could lose a pound for every time I had done that.
  • sandrinamsilva
    sandrinamsilva Posts: 651 Member
    ...you unzip his pants for the first time and think to yourself, "that's all?"

    :laugh:



    ...Wasn't funny at the time though. TRULY disappointing.

    Oh YES!!! very disapointing
  • jend114
    jend114 Posts: 1,058 Member
    you realize that both you and your sister in law are dating the SAME guy from a stupid dating site ...

    me and a friend were talking to the same guy.
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