Most embarrassing thing YOU ever did on a date?

mrmarius

I was thinking about this the other day topic is self explanatory...


For me it was a few years ago, I was on like my 2nd or 3rd date with this girl i was really into, we went out to eat and then she invited me to her apt to watch a movie or something. So we're laying there on the floor, I'm laying on my stomach with my feet up kinda slapping my shoes together when all of a sudden i got a crazy feeling in my stomach, and before i knew it i had let a loud one rip! funny thing she said nothing so i tried to play it off lol but i was hella embarrassed

jilers

It wasn't embarrassing. I went on a blind date with a guy and his mother. No I'm not kidding. He couldn't drive so his mother drove us. The sad part was I liked his mother - he was an *kitten*!

adjones5

I cried when we saw a deer that was road kill.

Scott613

I kept calling her; her cute friends name instead:-/

sarah44254

haven't had many dates

but the first one with my most important guy, I took the lemon out of my drink to nibble on it (damn I love lemons) and it squirted me full force in my eye! squinty the rest of dinner

GkMusic

I was trying to cut a piece of broccoli in half to try to save myself the embarrassment of trying to fit the large piece in my mouth and my fork slipped......and the broccoli (covered in sweet and sour sauce) flew across the table and into his lap. I should mention that this was our first date...we're married now!

Tantrisis

I was dating my now husband, we went out on a date to the movies, and as I was standing in line waiting to get in, I thought my boyfriend was right behind me so I backed up against and started teasing his mid section with my hands behind my back, he kept backing up and I kept following. Inside the theater my boyfriend was upset with me, and I asked him why, and he said I did not think you'd be that friendly with other men with me standing there watching. Apparently it was not him right behind me, some other guy who had trouble getting away. Thank God I did not realize it while it was happening I would have been as red as a tomato.

xHelloQuincyx

a long time ago i had my first serious boyfriend. we had been dating a long time but i was still very selfconsious. i went into the bathroom to touch up my make up while he was in an apointment. i took as long as i wanted to fix stuff up and my hair etc. i came out the bathroom like 10 minutes later and there was another person waiting for the bathroom and him (aparently he was early) he totaly thought i was taking a dump and i was to embarresed to tell him otherwhys hahaha.

another time we were making out and i had gum in my mouth and it kinda like disinigrated and got all messy and gross and... there was no way to play it off it was sick haha.

mandeiko

I kept calling her; her cute friends name instead:-/

Scott this is bad! Bad bad bad!!

_Timmeh_

I got smashed drunk and threw up. Never saw her again.

kaetra

A very classy guy took me to the Chicago Art Museum. In the modern art section was a very dark, completely black painting on the wall surrounded by a frame. I walked up to it, staring intently for quite a while trying to figure out what it was. The guy came up behind me, bent down and whispered "It's an empty frame".

I nearly died. He never called me again, because he probably thought I was an idiot.

mandeiko

I was dating my now husband, we went out on a date to the movies, and as I was standing in line waiting to get in, I thought my boyfriend was right behind me so I backed up against and started teasing his mid section with my hands behind my back, he kept backing up and I kept following. Inside the theater my boyfriend was upset with me, and I asked him why, and he said I did not think you'd be that friendly with other men with me standing there watching. Apparently it was not him right behind me, some other guy who had trouble getting away. Thank God I did not realize it while it was happening I would have been as red as a tomato.

Hahaha this cracked me up!!!

bregalad5

A very classy guy took me to the Chicago Art Museum. In the modern art section was a very dark, completely black painting on the wall surrounded by a frame. I walked up to it, staring intently for quite a while trying to figure out what it was. The guy came up behind me, bent down and whispered "It's an empty frame".

I nearly died. He never called me again, because he probably thought I was an idiot.

That. Is. Hilarious.

Unfortunately (fortunately??) I have nothing to add... yet.

PenguinPrincess

I'd been hanging out with this guy for about two weeks immediately after I'd been dating a different guy for about four years. We were play fighting and he was acting like he was mad at me. I blurted out, "don't be mad I love you" like word vomit like I would have said to my exboyfriend. Unbelievably embarrassing, and then he said it back. I said it on accident he was serious. We didn't hang out again lol

xtinalovexo

i threw up at the bar...

katya73

1st date with my now husband ... He was a surfer soo whilst he went out in the surf I lay there on the beach suckin in the sun ..fell asleep must have turned on my side at some point not realizing that my boob had poked out of my bikini top .. I woke ..still oblivious to my exposed bosom ..lol .. Noticed him out of the surf talking to a friend so I got up to say hiya .. And well him and his mate met me and my boob !!! Uhhhhhhhh I cringe thinking about it ..lol

CourteneyLove

choked on a chicken wing.. it was actually the sauce.. but very embarrasing

pain_is_weakness

I was sitting at a bar stool at his friends house and he and I were sipping drinks and tlaking, everything going good. I started laughing and my stilleto got caught inbetween the stool bottom and I went face first into his crotch.

to make matters worse, his friend called us out and extended and invite to use the guest bedroom since "I didn't waste any time getting down to it"

I left about 20 minutes later, we seens each other a few times since while in public, awkward

ahsongbird

choked on a chicken wing.. it was actually the sauce.. but very embarrasing

lmfao i can just imagine this omggg

ahsongbird

When i first started dating my ex, for the life of me i could not remember his name, I think it took me a month before i got it right lol his name was Doug but thats not a common name around here and I had never said it so it was very hard to remember and I kept calling him "bug" and "dog" then i just started saying hey you lmao

drvvork

I dated a guy with an ol' Harley... and silly me - knowing we were taking the bike wore light colored slacks and blouse that ended up with polkie-dots by Harley... :blushing: Up my butt and back, a real nice stripe is a better way to say it. :ohwell:

usmcmp

I went on a date with a guy who wouldn't tell me what we were doing. I decided to wear jeans, heels and a nice shirt because that would work for almost any situation. He took me out to see his horses and it had rained earlier so the ground was really soft. My heels kept sinking into the mud and at one point while climbing over the fence my heel broke. I ended up falling and I got coated in mud. It was the longest, most awkward drive home.

littlesis412

First time I ever met my current boyfriend was probably the most embarrassing for both of us. I asked if he would bring his cat because I lived on campus (no pets) and was seriously upset by a different situation that popped up that day. I didn't think he would actually do it. But an hour later he pulls into the parking lot and crash lands because he was so nervous. I offered to hold the cat while he straightened the car up before going to my room. I underestimated the power in a Mustang GT and the second he started up the cat went berserk! So, when he got out, no cat, no girl. We had to crawl through the bushes and under a car to get the cat back. The same night I flung salad across the table and he kept stalling the car (it's a standard).

sunkisses

I bumped my head on the Starbucks sign by our table.
Twice.
In the same 5 minutes.

He said that he was nervous when he first met me, but after I showed him what a klutz I was he felt more at ease. Glad I could provide that service. :grumble:

jenny95662

I was dating my now husband, we went out on a date to the movies, and as I was standing in line waiting to get in, I thought my boyfriend was right behind me so I backed up against and started teasing his mid section with my hands behind my back, he kept backing up and I kept following. Inside the theater my boyfriend was upset with me, and I asked him why, and he said I did not think you'd be that friendly with other men with me standing there watching. Apparently it was not him right behind me, some other guy who had trouble getting away. Thank God I did not realize it while it was happening I would have been as red as a tomato.

omg so funny

ilookthetype

Well, we'd been dating for a while, but on this date he said, "I love you" I responded with, "That's awkward"

We broke up shortly after.

KettyLan

My very first time dating this guy he came with his co- worker to the date...his co- worker was kind of interviewing me..this was making me feel very uncomfortable and to make things worst my date called his boss and other co-workers to join us @ the restaurant...when they all got there he proposed to me...I just walked out without saying a word...never saw him again...

Gemini_1980

It wasn't embarrassing. I went on a blind date with a guy and his mother. No I'm not kidding. He couldn't drive so his mother drove us. The sad part was I liked his mother - he was an *kitten*!

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Jennyisbusy

I went to Steak and Shake w/ a man who on a whim decided to sit in the same booth as me. I was not expecting it so my hand was resting on the seat and he sat on it, and broke off half of my tumbnail. (I married him anyway)

juliecat1

First date and I was telling some really inappropriate joke. (Yeah, I know, probably not the best time for that.) I was leaning across the table and kind of whispering the punch line when my hair fell in the candle and started burning. I found this hilarious. He was really uptight and Im pretty sure he thought I was a hot-mess. haha

secostley

My most embarassing moment on a date was whipping out my American Express Gold Card at a Denny's about 20 years ago for a meal that cost about $25.00. The waitress came back and told me the charge didn't go through! On my gold card!

Found out I hadn't paid the bill. Of course I had no other funds and my date had to pay!