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JustEllieK
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Hey my favorite MFP friends. I feel really awful. You know that feeling when you don't feel like you are worth *kitten*. Yeah kinda feeling really down. And I realize this isn't a happy post. I'm sorry.
I just needed some good friends to cheer me up. Please? Anything! A joke...a song...you can call me a hippie. Anything.
I just needed some good friends to cheer me up. Please? Anything! A joke...a song...you can call me a hippie. Anything.
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I just mooned you did that help? :blushing:0
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I just mooned you did that help? :blushing:
Thanks so much for replying! I really need a laugh. It didn't completely help...made me turn red though:)0 -
How about a joke?
GIRL'S NIGHT OUT
The other evening, my friends and I went to a ladies' night club. One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill. When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10 bill and stuck it to his butt cheek!
Not to be outdone, another friend pulled out a $20 bill. She called the guy back over, licked the $20 bill, and stuck it to his other butt cheek.
In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulled out a $50 bill and called the guy over. I was worried about the way things were going, but she licked the bill and just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks.
My relief was short lived however. Seeing the way things were going, the guy gyrated over to me! Now everyone's attention was focused on me, and the guy was egging me on to try and top the $50. My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet. What could I do?
I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his butt, grabbed the 80 bucks and went home.0 -
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Even when you feel ugly or depressed or guilty or ashamed, there is an inner spark in you which is light. This light is your beauty. This light is your reflection of God. You are a child of God, thus you are beautiful.0
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You are a hippie !Hey my favorite MFP friends. I feel really awful. You know that feeling when you don't feel like you are worth *kitten*. Yeah kinda feeling really down. And I realize this isn't a happy post. I'm sorry.
I just needed some good friends to cheer me up. Please? Anything! A joke...a song...you can call me a hippie. Anything.
(sorry, I only know Dad jokes, cuz I are one)
Latest Dad joke to do with my weightloss progress ... (TMI alert ?)
... I always thought I AM falling short ... now I HAVE falling shorts0 -
Hippie!!!0
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I have an 18 year old son away at college-every nite I text him "goodnight & I love you" would that help make you happy?0
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My favorite show uses to be star trek, I can tell you all the names and everything. Captain Picard, commander Warf Lt Commander Data, Counselor Dienna Troy, First officer William T Riker....ok I will now kill myself lol0
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oh yeah and that tooHippie!!!0 -
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!:laugh:0 -
My favorite show uses to be star trek, I can tell you all the names and everything. Captain Picard, commander Warf Lt Commander Data, Counselor Dienna Troy, First officer William T Riker....ok I will now kill myself lol
youre not alone i use to love that show.
cheer up ellie belly0 -
:noway: :happy: :laugh: :frown: :huh:My favorite show uses to be star trek, I can tell you all the names and everything. Captain Picard, commander Warf Lt Commander Data, Counselor Dienna Troy, First officer William T Riker....ok I will now kill myself lol
Don't kill yourself I know all my star trek characters too, except it's Captain Kirk, Spock, Dr. McCoy, Sulu, Lt. O'hara, Scotty,....Dang I'm getting old! :bigsmile:
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When I feel down or depressed and sorry for myself...I reach for one of our many animals and hold and stroke them. The sound of a purring cat or the look of love in an adoring dogs face makes me realize I am not alone...I am loved..and I am worthwhile. I believe Animals are the closest beings to God. They are pure and self-less. I don't know if you have the privilage of having a pet of your own...if you do, reach out...you wont have to reach very far.
If not, next time you are out...visit a Petsmart or place where they are adopting animals--go and hold a puppy or a kitten. I guarantee you will feel better.
Also, don't know if you have access to radio--but your local KLOVE station always has positive music and uplifting messages of a Spiritual (non-denominational) nature.
Know you are beautiful and perfect just the way you are!
Sending you Love and Light...Hope you feel better!:flowerforyou:0 -
I usually go sweat it out at the gym. But since it's really late I'd go visit skim tube
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How about a joke?
GIRL'S NIGHT OUT
The other evening, my friends and I went to a ladies' night club. One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill. When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10 bill and stuck it to his butt cheek!
Not to be outdone, another friend pulled out a $20 bill. She called the guy back over, licked the $20 bill, and stuck it to his other butt cheek.
In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulled out a $50 bill and called the guy over. I was worried about the way things were going, but she licked the bill and just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks.
My relief was short lived however. Seeing the way things were going, the guy gyrated over to me! Now everyone's attention was focused on me, and the guy was egging me on to try and top the $50. My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet. What could I do?
I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his butt, grabbed the 80 bucks and went home.
Haha this made me laugh a lot!! thank you so much!0 -
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OMG you are amazing! I love this! thank you....smile meter filling up!0 -
Even when you feel ugly or depressed or guilty or ashamed, there is an inner spark in you which is light. This light is your beauty. This light is your reflection of God. You are a child of God, thus you are beautiful.
This is what i needed to hear. I listened to a Christian station on the way home and sang REALLY loud and i felt a lot better. Thanks so much for your beautiful words:)0 -
You are a hippie !Hey my favorite MFP friends. I feel really awful. You know that feeling when you don't feel like you are worth *kitten*. Yeah kinda feeling really down. And I realize this isn't a happy post. I'm sorry.
I just needed some good friends to cheer me up. Please? Anything! A joke...a song...you can call me a hippie. Anything.
(sorry, I only know Dad jokes, cuz I are one)
Latest Dad joke to do with my weightloss progress ... (TMI alert ?)
... I always thought I AM falling short ... now I HAVE falling shorts
Hahaha i love it!!0 -
Hippie!!!
Lol very original:D0
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