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My favorite show uses to be star trek, I can tell you all the names and everything. Captain Picard, commander Warf Lt Commander Data, Counselor Dienna Troy, First officer William T Riker....ok I will now kill myself lol
Lol, don't kill yourself, there's a lot of us Trekkies out there, lol. Currently re-watching all of DS9, hehe0 -
My favorite show uses to be star trek, I can tell you all the names and everything. Captain Picard, commander Warf Lt Commander Data, Counselor Dienna Troy, First officer William T Riker....ok I will now kill myself lol
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How about a joke?
GIRL'S NIGHT OUT
The other evening, my friends and I went to a ladies' night club. One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill. When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10 bill and stuck it to his butt cheek!
Not to be outdone, another friend pulled out a $20 bill. She called the guy back over, licked the $20 bill, and stuck it to his other butt cheek.
In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulled out a $50 bill and called the guy over. I was worried about the way things were going, but she licked the bill and just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks.
My relief was short lived however. Seeing the way things were going, the guy gyrated over to me! Now everyone's attention was focused on me, and the guy was egging me on to try and top the $50. My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet. What could I do?
I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his butt, grabbed the 80 bucks and went home.
That just made my day!!!!0
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