Periods - For Everyone!

Contrarian

Contrarian, day 3 is definitely the worst. That's when the :devil: possesses me and then I become a :explode: mixed with a little :sad: and :grumble:. By day 5 I am :bigsmile: :drinker: :smokin: and back to my old self.

Good luck with your period issues... may the force be with you.

And also with you!

taso42

I thought this post was going to be about periods FOR EVERYONE. This was misleading, and frankly very disappointing. It's time men got to have periods as well. I propose the 2nd Tuesday of the month.

Wouldn't diarrhea be a good substitute? We could all go out for eggs and Budweiser on the second Monday.

Yes, this sounds quite reasonable. We can have the eggs slightly undercooked to encourage a productive diarrhea the following day.

infamousmk

Shhheeeeeeiiit. Ain't a fresh ho in da house.

*giggle*

Contrarian

HO-LY cow, this is the most sarcastic post ever!

It's really not.

lor007

HO-LY cow, this is the most sarcastic post ever!

It isn't very kind to poke fun like that. This forum is for motivation and support. The OP clearly needs support.

To OP: ((hugs))

anewattitude

By day 2 I really just want to twirl and dance and pet soft kittens.

KATIEHUGGIES

I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT THIS

Gigi_licious

Switch to pads and it will be blue windshield wiper fluid. Still heavy, but way prettier.

Good idea! You're not new at menstruation, are you?

No, but I am new to mestruation since joining MFP. Since joining MFP my cycle has been heavy on day two as well, I also experience cramping and weight gain. Very odd. That's how I learned about switching to pads so it will be pretty colors. I have also heard that the Diva Cup makes it rainbow. I am waiting for my next cycle to try it. But I'm broke so I will be using a small Dixie cup. I will let you know if that changes the flow.

nerdyandilikeit

Switch to pads and it will be blue windshield wiper fluid. Still heavy, but way prettier.

Unless you hate blue and/or love red. It's a toss up.

Also, Day 2 sucks majorly for me, too.

Unwrapping_Candy

Day 2 or day 3 for me usually. This last period it was definitely day 3. It was a mess. It was like Dexter had just killed some douchenozzle in my vagina. Speaking if vagina, did you know that mfp is THE ultimate spot on the net for vagina-related advice? Cool huh?

Contrarian

By day 2 I really just want to twirl and dance and pet soft kittens.

Hah! That's day 3 for me.

Beastette

When I get mine, people gotta die. Especially on Day 2. Also on Day -2. Because the week leading up to Day 2 is a descent into madness. Leaks just mean more people gotta die.

Now. To qualify for supportification: I do love La Tanto Florida, because I usually get a nice weight loss effect afterwards.

Contrarian

Day 2 or day 3 for me usually. This last period it was definitely day 3. It was a mess. It was like Dexter had just killed some douchenozzle in my vagina. Speaking if vagina, did you know that mfp is THE ultimate spot on the net for vagina-related advice? Cool huh?

I know what you mean.

How do you know MFP is the ultimate spot? Was there a poll on which websites to visit if one requires vagina information?

lucylue21

I saved a photo of my most recent day two:

love it

Contrarian

When I get mine, people gotta die. Especially on Day 2. Also on Day -2. Because the week leading up to Day 2 is a descent into madness. Leaks just mean more people gotta die.

Now. To qualify for supportification: I do love La Tanto Florida, because I usually get a nice weight loss effect afterwards.

Thank you. Especially that helpful last part.

Jorra

In all seriousness, day 2 is a B1tch. It would always be my worst day too. (I fixed it.)

Jessamin

Day 2.5 EVERY TIME. Life is hard.

Beastette

When I get mine, people gotta die. Especially on Day 2. Also on Day -2. Because the week leading up to Day 2 is a descent into madness. Leaks just mean more people gotta die.

Now. To qualify for supportification: I do love La Tanto Florida, because I usually get a nice weight loss effect afterwards.

Thank you. Especially that helpful last part.

The CTG lives to give back. Except on Day -14 to Day 14. And Tuesdays.

MissFit0101

I saved a photo of my most recent day two:

love it

ditto!

Gigi_licious

HO-LY cow, this is the most sarcastic post ever!

Why are you calling the OP a ho ly cow? She's not a ho, she doesn't LIE and she's not a cow. I believe its rule 4 that says do not attack or slam other users. Tisk tisk missy.

Slinkybaz

Oh geesh ladies, just get pregnant already, preferably to someone of a different ethnic origin. Then Brangelina will pay your expenses and buy your baby. No period and money to buy pretty clothes. What more does a girl want?

Unwrapping_Candy

Day 2 or day 3 for me usually. This last period it was definitely day 3. It was a mess. It was like Dexter had just killed some douchenozzle in my vagina. Speaking if vagina, did you know that mfp is THE ultimate spot on the net for vagina-related advice? Cool huh?

I know what you mean.

How do you know MFP is the ultimate spot? Was there a poll on which websites to visit if one requires vagina information?

I am posting from a smartphone. It told me the answers.

Slinkybaz

Oh geesh ladies, just get pregnant already, preferably to someone of a different ethnic origin. Then Brangelina will pay your expenses and buy your baby. No period and money to buy pretty clothes. What more does a girl want?

Handbags and shoes as well. But that goes without saying obviously, though I did just say it. You *****es are all hormonal and probably need everything spelled out to you.

Beastette

All I want to say is that periods are, indeed, for everyone. Thank you for bringing this to light...

Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused

mmuzzatti

I was told to come check this post out and am sitting in my chair crying because I was laughing so hard! In all seriousness does it really matter what day to a guy...we know when to get the hell out!

SMarie10

I saved a photo of my most recent day two:

love it

All I can say is REDRUM... over and over again