Last text you SENT

Iamfit4life

"I need a nap and a lobotomy STAT"

glockster972

WTF are you doing?

vim_n_vigor

I don't know if that is what they are called.

bry_all01

WTF are you doing?

NO! It said 'K'. I just checked.... hahaha

mine was "I love you, too, my sexy honey bear!"

Goldenwoof

You're evil. And awesome. But still evil. Thank you!

Gigi_licious

The baby is in it's crib. I love how people leave their random trash on the table.

wey1983

I miss you too babe.

JulieSD

Okie Dokie. I won't bug ya. You're awesome and sexy. That was just an f.y.i

foremant86

nice pic

debloves2ride

so we resorted to bribery - whatever works

Whitneylol

"and how did I die?"

RollinDawg

Don't forget the beer!

MFPAddict

The hit is on. See you in Mexico on Saturday

ExYoYoGirl

Please don't text me to tell me that you were on the toilet and you dropped it like it's hot

VeryKerri

She's probably too young for that, give her a few more years.

morganhccstudent724

I have been looking at houses...it wouldn't be till after the first of the year...I need to save some money...

Mom2rh

OK Thanks.

usmcmp

Naked pumpking carving was moved to tonight.

thegoodner

Toilet paper

♥_Ellybean_♥

"On my way" (home from the gym last night)

TheCats_Meow

I sent a picture I had previously taken while we were on a business trip to my coworker with the following text:

"Apparently I drunk photo'd you...."