Last text you SENT

jend114 · October 2011

he just messaged me on okcupid

auntdeedee87 · October 2011

I need it now. I needed it yesterday, but now is good for me too.

lind3400 · October 2011

See you tomorrow Dad!

Avalonis · October 2011

I need it now. I needed it yesterday, but now is good for me too.

Oh my god, so true. I got it yesterday, but I still need it now!

Jennyisbusy · October 2011

I wonder if we will have to stay another 6 months now.

JustEllieK · October 2011

"Not like it would have mattered. They were all staring at you

"

chubby_checkers · October 2011

"This is why I don't like helping people..."

Legalchica · October 2011

do you want me to buy it?

sweetpunani · October 2011

"*kitten*"

JustEllieK · October 2011

"*kitten*"

Im sorry.....he told me it would be okay!

p0pr0cksnc0ke · October 2011

OMG the letter I wrote the lawyer is AWESOME. ***** is going down!

JulieSD · October 2011

"I can't find my thong or phone charger, did I leave them there?"

Dude, thats awesome that you rock the thong!

dianer75935 · October 2011

wanted to cry and jump up and down all at the same time

jamiesadler · October 2011

No Ron, No Joe looks like I am here by myself.

karenjoy · October 2011

Say hello to her from me

) xXx

BethanieK · October 2011

"I'm pretty sure he smells like hobo vomit, and moldy dorito's"

horror_hamster · October 2011

Very Naaaaiiiice (insert borat voice)

Being2befit · October 2011

why are u awake at 3am? Are u drunk or high lol

datguy2011 · October 2011

"**** it.... I could date her from the neck up?"

MelMoly · October 2011

"Maybe next weekend?"

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