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  • teetee1281
    teetee1281 Posts: 1,076 Member
    This Friday, Rotten Apple, Mafia Momma and partner in crime?
  • sparklesammy
    sparklesammy Posts: 465 Member
    then you should come over sometime and watch brides maids, and maybe get naked ; )

    in my diffence it was refering to me painting her...

    Bridesmaids is possibly my favorite film at the moment! so funny!
  • therapyruns
    therapyruns Posts: 164 Member
    The last two weeks have kicked my *kitten*. Not gonna lie.
  • KLLever
    KLLever Posts: 39
    "Carve it like a pineapple and put the Big Kahuna hard hat on it!"

    Yeah...don't ask.
  • jend114
    jend114 Posts: 1,058 Member
    we need an eye rolling smiley
  • Just_Dot
    Just_Dot Posts: 2,283 Member
    Of course! Missing u.
  • Unwrapping_Candy
    Unwrapping_Candy Posts: 487 Member
    censored580.jpg

    Sorry. I can't share my last text. :P
  • LaPistolaSexola
    LaPistolaSexola Posts: 243 Member
    "i want your mouth all over these tomorrow"
  • skinnywithin
    skinnywithin Posts: 1,392 Member
    OMG guess what you left on the table..now you have to come home and get it ! damn Boy get your head out of your *kitten* !





    that was a text to my son
    he forgot his papers for school. LOL
  • Avalonis
    Avalonis Posts: 1,540 Member
    "surprise butt sex?"

    Please tell me this was in response to him asking "What do you want most out of our relationship"
  • godroxmysox
    godroxmysox Posts: 1,491 Member
    dye it? looks super red. i like it :)
  • PlunderBunneh
    PlunderBunneh Posts: 1,705 Member
    "Lols! I think as much as we want to, we gotta be responsible and just get trashyfaced here, without corsets and swords. Blarg for poor timing! See you soon smexy pants."
  • SageGoddess320
    SageGoddess320 Posts: 2,589 Member
    Kill! Kill!
  • GreenLifeGirl
    GreenLifeGirl Posts: 381 Member
    "Do you want to see it?"
  • mandeiko
    mandeiko Posts: 1,657 Member
    Oh great.
  • rblair_22
    rblair_22 Posts: 202 Member
    Okay, see you soon!
  • Mariposa187
    Mariposa187 Posts: 344 Member
    Did she who shall not be named's ex gfs get on your nerves?
  • Mariposa187
    Mariposa187 Posts: 344 Member
    "Do you want to see it?"


    hahahaha what were u talking about?
  • serena569
    serena569 Posts: 427 Member
    Have I told you lately that I love you?
  • smelius22
    smelius22 Posts: 334 Member
    you better take that trash out booyyeeeee
  • lizdavis07
    lizdavis07 Posts: 766 Member
    "surprise butt sex?"

    Please tell me this was in response to him asking "What do you want most out of our relationship"

    she asks me what i wanted for my birthday on sunday.
    my friends expect nothing less from me.
  • queenmegan
    queenmegan Posts: 73
    "oh yes, it will be LEGEND...wait for it... and I hope you're not lactose intolerant, cause the last part of that word is...DAIRY! "
  • janet_pratt
    janet_pratt Posts: 747 Member
    "Good. Sorry I fell asleep in you"

    I meant ON you..as in we were texting and I fell asleep.
  • LorinaLynn
    LorinaLynn Posts: 13,247 Member
    I sent a photo of a Coca Cola lunchbox asking my husband if he needs a new one. He works for Pepsi.
  • mytwobabies
    mytwobabies Posts: 113 Member
    THaT sounds like your Cue To grab THe meds and wHeel Him Home



    *sorry some of my leTTers on my key board are deCiding noT To work unless THey are Capialized.*
  • jordanashley19
    jordanashley19 Posts: 51
    I'm sexy and I know it.


    Haha...we have crazy conversations.
  • oliveoil87
    oliveoil87 Posts: 141 Member
    You're 18 now, don't get in trouble with the law.
  • Amara15
    Amara15 Posts: 211 Member
    Good luck at conferences today! you are a good teacher even if the parents dont say it! (too my roomie, she has parent teacher conferences today)
  • Maria_Goose
    Maria_Goose Posts: 247
    SWEEETIE! Where's the chicken??
  • nomorewishing
    nomorewishing Posts: 250 Member
    "This cat won't stop staring at me, I think he wants to steal my lunch :-P"
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