CHUCK. NORRIS.

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  • Beastette
    Beastette Posts: 1,497 Member
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    My children like to tell people I used to date Chuck Norris and photoshop him into family photos. (I never met him.)

    Preschool Me used to tell people that Fred Rogers was my real dad. Way to aim low, Little CTG. :grumble:
  • sarahp86
    sarahp86 Posts: 692 Member
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    Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse. Horses are hung like chuck norris
  • Jebw123
    Jebw123 Posts: 24
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    Chuck Norris' shadow can bench 250 lb.
  • loved11
    loved11 Posts: 92 Member
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    My dad and chuck norris learned karate together. Right before good guys wear black came out he contacted my dad for help because he for got some of the motions. My dad made film of himself doing them and sent to chuck. Chuck came to Colorado for a promotion and we all got to go and meet him, I even got a hug. He sparred with my dad, it was really cool.

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