Scenario: You're In The Gym Working Out....

stampede55

.....you've been at it for a while. On the treadmill for a good 45 minutes or so, running 8 mph, headphones on, cause you're a beast! The mill powers down and as you step off and turn around you notice that everyone is dead. The culprit, 1 zombie (of course it's a zombie!). He's staring at you, sort of, a good 20-30 feet away. Dude is gonna snack on your face if you don't do something, plus all these other jellyrolls are gonna wake up soon with a hankering for brains! You have to arm yourself....but you're in a gym. What can you possibly use to fight off a zombie horde all by yourself in a gym?!?!?


GO!

juliecat1

you can run 8mph... whatre you worried about?!

Otherwise.... medicine ball to the face? Barbell bar?

beccamh

you can run 8mph... whatre you worried about?!

LOL this.. I read your whole post and this was also what I was thinking

davidthomsen

Get the light curl bar, or if your at my gym I have grab a rifle from the rack......

HoopFire5602

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kkauz42

spray em with the bleach that you use to clean the machine

Jacquelyn913

you can run 8mph... whatre you worried about?!

Otherwise.... medicine ball to the face? Barbell bar?

Hahahaha, yea I wish I could run 8mph for just 5 minutes let alone 45, Lol.
Anyway, I'd go for the cleaning spray right to the eyes!

deeharley

I was thinking barbell bar, too. And at my gym, it would be this awesome series of leaps from the treadmill on the balcony to the main floor to get to the barbell bar.

lottycat

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Tee hee! Awesome

legmotor

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This and remember, when deciding method of defense, you HAVE to compete for zombie kill of the week.

ak_in_ak

spray em with the bleach that you use to clean the machine

^^ this and then run!

mallorybriann

Throw your stinky, sweaty clothes at him and haul booty!!!!!!
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

liftingbro

I'd grab a "T" bar, dumbell, or a 10 pound plate and start me a whack-a-mole game.

drog2323

Frisbee a few 5 lbs plates at their craniums.

auticus

Don't forget to double-tap as well. And remember... in a zombie apocalypse you don't have to run fast. You just have to run faster than the other people you are with.

LorinaLynn

After running 8mph for 45 minutes, by the time I got off the treadmill, the way I'd smell and move would allow me to blend in perfectly with a hoard of zombies.

SPheonix22

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Excellent... I agree. LOL!

SinIsIn

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THIS all the way!

And make friends with Woody Harrelson!!

gcineas

I freaking love this post. I am obsessed with Zombies and Zombie movies. Scenario planning is crucial in the event that we have to face Zombie's. Obviously the only way to kill a Zombie to crush the brain. I am all for a beat down with a barbell.

Bankman1989

.....you've been at it for a while. On the treadmill for a good 45 minutes or so, running 8 mph, headphones on, cause you're a beast! The mill powers down and as you step off and turn around you notice that everyone is dead. The culprit, 1 zombie (of course it's a zombie!). He's staring at you, sort of, a good 20-30 feet away. Dude is gonna snack on your face if you don't do something, plus all these other jellyrolls are gonna wake up soon with a hankering for brains! You have to arm yourself....but you're in a gym. What can you possibly use to fight off a zombie horde all by yourself in a gym?!?!?


GO!

Take a barbell to his zombie nads..even zombies have a weakness!

KendraElmendorf

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^^ yessss

joejccva71

I would so take an Olympic bar and start fighting the zombie like I was Bruce Lee himself.

quigonnjae

Grab that weight bar and start teeing off on zombie melons

davidthomsen

Here goes : Zombie Survival Plan for FOB Sharana Afghanistan - First off that first zombie whack it with a short curl bar. Easy. Done. Then move out with a quickness to the weapons rack grab a M4 strip a few magazines then go around putting rounds to heads. Burn the gym down. Rally up at the nearest AHA (Ammo Holding Area) and hand out munitions to everyone who is not zombified. After that the remaining survivors would move down to the DFAC (Dining Facility) and grab up all the food that we could load into out trucks. From there move out to the SSA yard (building materiels) and start fortifying the **** out of it. Then just sit there and kill zombies. Call for what ever help we can and hold the fort. And yes, we have this all planned out just in case this happens. Never pays to be unprepared.

Tegan74

.....you've been at it for a while. On the treadmill for a good 45 minutes or so, running 8 mph, headphones on, cause you're a beast! The mill powers down and as you step off and turn around you notice that everyone is dead. The culprit, 1 zombie (of course it's a zombie!). He's staring at you, sort of, a good 20-30 feet away. Dude is gonna snack on your face if you don't do something, plus all these other jellyrolls are gonna wake up soon with a hankering for brains! You have to arm yourself....but you're in a gym. What can you possibly use to fight off a zombie horde all by yourself in a gym?!?!?


GO!

If you've been running 8mph for 45 mins there is a better than good chance that he thinks you're a zombie too, from the rancid stench, he's staring cause he doesnt understand wtf you were doing on the treadmill to begin with LOL

LaDiablesse

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This, & it's also helpful to have a concealed handgun permit

ArroganceInStep

Slow zombies? You're in the cardio section of the gym, grab one of those weighted poles and charge the zombie lance style. You're not aiming to kill just knock him over. Now's the hard part. I'd use the 45 pound plates, but I'm a bigger guy. Grab one at a time, run to the zombie on the ground, shoulder press it, and let gravity do the rest to his/her face. Now do the same to all the dead-but-soon-to-be-undead folks in the gym. You get a great strength workout too. Once done, barricade yourself inside and give yourself some time to recover before venturing out.

Fast zombies? Throw anything you can grab at it to slow them down, rush for nearest door or window. Cuss yourself out for making today a cardio day and being tired already. Try to get to a place where you can barricade yourself to plan out your next move.

runnerjenn0708

If the zombie is HAWT .. I'd just let him eat me ...

Weathers58

Dont forget to cool down and stretch I suppose 45 mins at 8 mph is a pretty goodwork gotta stay injury free

legmotor

If the zombie is HAWT .. I'd just let him eat me ...

Ummm, feet first?

stampede55

Ha! These are great!