Scenario: You're In The Gym Working Out....

stampede55

Here goes : Zombie Survival Plan for FOB Sharana Afghanistan - First off that first zombie whack it with a short curl bar. Easy. Done. Then move out with a quickness to the weapons rack grab a M4 strip a few magazines then go around putting rounds to heads. Burn the gym down. Rally up at the nearest AHA (Ammo Holding Area) and hand out munitions to everyone who is not zombified. After that the remaining survivors would move down to the DFAC (Dining Facility) and grab up all the food that we could load into out trucks. From there move out to the SSA yard (building materiels) and start fortifying the **** out of it. Then just sit there and kill zombies. Call for what ever help we can and hold the fort. And yes, we have this all planned out just in case this happens. Never pays to be unprepared.

Dude....I need a membership to your gym!

stampede55

Zombieland Survival Rule # 1

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This, & it's also helpful to have a concealed handgun permit

Yes indeed!

stampede55

Slow zombies? You're in the cardio section of the gym, grab one of those weighted poles and charge the zombie lance style. You're not aiming to kill just knock him over. Now's the hard part. I'd use the 45 pound plates, but I'm a bigger guy. Grab one at a time, run to the zombie on the ground, shoulder press it, and let gravity do the rest to his/her face. Now do the same to all the dead-but-soon-to-be-undead folks in the gym. You get a great strength workout too. Once done, barricade yourself inside and give yourself some time to recover before venturing out.

Fast zombies? Throw anything you can grab at it to slow them down, rush for nearest door or window. Cuss yourself out for making today a cardio day and being tired already. Try to get to a place where you can barricade yourself to plan out your next move.

This would make a great explosive circuit!

stampede55

So I just left the gym. As I was running around the second floor track I was browsing for weapons. Barbell would be effective for maybe a swing or two, then you're toast. Curl bar would be a much better bludgeon I think....that or maybe a lat bar. We have a ton of handled medicine balls too. Tie one of those puppies to a jump rope and go at it medieval style!

So if I turn around and see this not very HAWT zombie, I'm def gonna b-line towards the medicine ball rack, which happens to be very close to the drawers they keep the jump ropes in. Make a quick stop to grab a lat bar as I head upstairs to the track. At this point I should have enough time to tie on my rope. As the horde starts making its way up the steps, I'm gonna start poppin melons with my swinging battle mace thingy! Once I'm overrun, I'm fuggin out! Hit the track and put out a 30 second lap, stopping conveniently at the windows that overlook the front parking lot. Lat bar to the glass till it hopefully breaks, then out on the roof to assess the situation. Hopefully the parking lot isn't affected or it's gonna be a long day!

DWilbanks

lead them into the pool, because everyone knows that zombie's can't swim.. :huh:

or

lead them into the sauna, then run out the door and bar the door with the dumb bell bar... :yawn:

stampede55

lead them into the pool, because everyone knows that zombie's can't swim.. :huh:

or

lead them into the sauna, then run out the door and bar the door with the dumb bell bar... :yawn:

The pool is closed for repair, and the sauna only holds up to 4 sweaty old guys.....plus the sauna door has no handle. Only a strike plate for pushing.......:devil:

ABetterBalance

Well, since I watched Dawn of the Dead last night (the '78 Romero version) I would have to say I would take a page out of Peter's book and ***** slap a few Zombies :laugh:

Although I'm not cool enough for that to work. So I'd use the barbell for some added force.

bregalad5

Hm, wonder how the zombie would handle the slides at my gym's pool:



I could slide down one, run across to the deep end, jump off the diving board, swim across, then bolt out the emergency exit? :huh:

KariQuiteContrary

Zombieland Survival Rule # 1

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THIS! YES!

BeeElMarvin

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Avalonis

If the zombie is HAWT .. I'd just let him eat me ...

Ummm, feet first?

I think she meant about halfway up

syiyi

you can run 8mph... whatre you worried about?!

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Tegan74

If the zombie is HAWT .. I'd just let him eat me ...

Ummm, feet first?

I think she meant about halfway up

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Scott613

Spear that motherf*cker and grab his head then bash the *kitten* out of it on the ground till his brains are mush in your hands. After that it's time to curb check all these other wannabe zombies while they're on the ground. When all is done time to hit the showers because you just had one hell of a cardio burn!

lakersfan4life

I'm thinking the kettle bells would work rather well

juleseybaby

Here goes : Zombie Survival Plan for FOB Sharana Afghanistan - First off that first zombie whack it with a short curl bar. Easy. Done. Then move out with a quickness to the weapons rack grab a M4 strip a few magazines then go around putting rounds to heads. Burn the gym down. Rally up at the nearest AHA (Ammo Holding Area) and hand out munitions to everyone who is not zombified. After that the remaining survivors would move down to the DFAC (Dining Facility) and grab up all the food that we could load into out trucks. From there move out to the SSA yard (building materiels) and start fortifying the **** out of it. Then just sit there and kill zombies. Call for what ever help we can and hold the fort. And yes, we have this all planned out just in case this happens. Never pays to be unprepared.

this!