Best random advice you've ever been givin

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  • poisongirl6485
    poisongirl6485 Posts: 1,487 Member
    True love is worth fighting for. Fight dirty if u have to, but fight.

    I believe that's called rape.
  • d2footballJRC
    d2footballJRC Posts: 2,684 Member
    Some men just want to watch the world burn.
  • killagb
    killagb Posts: 3,280 Member
    Some men just want to watch the world burn.
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  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
    A woman on a greyhound bus told me "you're young and travelling alone, you should carry a knife." Yes, ma'am.

    Marriage advice: If you are married to a good hearted person , then assume they have the very best of intentions.
    Be each others best cheerleaders.

    Mom advice: you are more stubborn than a toddler! (Re: Sleep problems)

    It is better to stay single than wish you were. (Wish I heard that as a teen.)

    From my mom: "if a guy tries to touch you or grab you in school, kick him where it counts, and we will deal with the teachers."
    It was very liberating to know I could hurt someone if they deserved it, and have support.

    "Ladies do not start fights, but we can finish them." - the aristocats.
  • you cant take care of others if you don't take care of yourself

    edit to add: we have 2 ears and 1 mouth so we can listen twice as much as we speak
  • If you don't ask, you don't get.





    So many missed girlfriends... :/
  • _Ben
    _Ben Posts: 1,608 Member
    Be the main character in your life
  • ESVABelle
    ESVABelle Posts: 1,264 Member
    No one can make you feel inferior without your consent (Eleanor Roosevelt)

    No matter how slow you're going, you're still lapping everyone on the couch

    If you want it, you'll find a way. If you don't, you'll find an excuse.

    Why are abs so yummy? Because they're made in the kitchen.


    ...There's nothing I can do to help you if you don't start taking care of yourself. Otherwise, you'll be dead before you're 30...
    ^^^That one's from my doctor. To me. Last year. I'm turning 24 this month.
  • sinistertitan
    sinistertitan Posts: 603 Member
    Don't cook bacon naked......
  • pixardad
    pixardad Posts: 184 Member
    Don't cook bacon naked......

    ROFLMAO!!!!
  • pixardad
    pixardad Posts: 184 Member
    "The brick walls are there for a reason. The brick walls are not there to keep us out; the brick walls are there to give us a chance to show how badly we want something. The brick walls are there to stop the people who don't want it badly enough. They are there to stop the *other* people!" -- Dr. Randy Pausch
  • messyinthekitchen
    messyinthekitchen Posts: 662 Member
    You have to respect and love yourself first in order for someone else to respect and love you.

    Trust your gut.

    If you can't say it to the persons face, don't say it behind their back

    No one can make you feel inferior without your consent

    Be true to yourself

    Be kind to others

    Be humble

    That boys will tell you I love you for the wrong reasons

    To spend my days doing what makes me happy

    And never give up on what you believe in
  • southofmadness
    southofmadness Posts: 316 Member
    True love is worth fighting for. Fight dirty if u have to, but fight.

    I believe that's called rape.

    I think u are thinking about the wrong kind of love . Lol
  • kappyd
    kappyd Posts: 199 Member
    I was given the two rules of life.
    1. Don't sweat the small things
    2. Everything is small
  • Grimmerick
    Grimmerick Posts: 3,342 Member
    Wow these are excellent I had a lot of fun reading them all and I learned a little something too. Thanks guys!!!!

    All the lessons of history in three sentences:
    Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad with power.
    The bee fertilizes the flower it robs.
    When it is dark enough, you can see the stars.

    Have an awesome day everybody!
  • sarahmaryfearnley
    sarahmaryfearnley Posts: 366 Member
    "Girl, you get your gas in the day time."

    Given to me the first year I lived in New Orleans by a life time resident. That was over 10 years ago and I still follow his advice.
  • kimletton11
    kimletton11 Posts: 72 Member
    My ex-boyfriend/good friend told me recently that I have to love myself before anyone else can love me, to use my past to help other people, and to be strong where other people have failed. For some reason, this just hit home and I changed my lifestyle. This was the best advice I've ever recieved because it pushed me to change my body and love myself. :happy:
  • PrincessMorticia
    PrincessMorticia Posts: 96 Member
    I suppose there's always certain things that "pop" in our minds, in terms of life advice given to us by our parents. My dad's taught me a lot of things...some make pretty good sense and some are just ridiculous...but the one thing that I really took with me and value to this day is...

    "You can never have too much fiber".

    Preach. dad. Preach.
  • "Either you can or your can't. Either way your right."
  • MelMoly
    MelMoly Posts: 1,303 Member
    Not really random but...Don't let the bad times harden Your heart!
  • Mariaj3106
    Mariaj3106 Posts: 2 Member
    When people criticize you, it probably has more to do with how they feel about themselves than you. People are most critical of what they perceive as their own faults in others. And they often misinterpret your actions based on their own tendencies. Accept criticism openly, but don't automatically believe that it's true.
  • kapeluza
    kapeluza Posts: 3,434 Member
    This.


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  • bzmom
    bzmom Posts: 1,332 Member
    The one think I tell my boys all the time.

    "Dont let anyone tell you how far you can go or what things you can do. You can do anything you put your mind in as long as you want it and only you can say how far you will get."

    This has followed me through all my life as a woman in Information Technology I did have 2 men tell me my thoughts and ideas were not attainable yet that crap never changed my mind and I got where I wanted to be.
  • nikki778
    nikki778 Posts: 148 Member
    When people criticize you, it probably has more to do with how they feel about themselves than you. People are most critical of what they perceive as their own faults in others. And they often misinterpret your actions based on their own tendencies. Accept criticism openly, but don't automatically believe that it's true.


    I love this!
  • Mayonnaise Jar & Two Beers….

    When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours
    in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 Beers.

    A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in
    front of him.

    When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty
    mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls.

    He then asked the students if the jar was full.

    They agreed that it was.

    The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the
    jar. He shook the jar lightly.

    The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls.

    He then asked the students again if the jar was full.

    They agreed it was.

    The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar.

    Of course, the sand filled up everything else.

    He asked once more if the jar was full.

    The students responded with a unanimous ‘yes….’

    The professor then produced two Beers from under the table and poured
    the entire contents into the jar effectively filling the empty space
    between the sand.

    The students laughed..

    ‘Now’ said the professor as the laughter subsided, ‘I want you to
    recognize that this jar represents your life.

    The golf balls are the important things—your family, your children,
    your health, your friends and your favorite passions—and if
    everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still
    be full.

    The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house
    and your car..

    The sand is everything else—the small stuff.

    ‘If you put the sand into the jar first,’ he continued, ‘there is no
    room for the pebbles or the golf balls.

    The same goes for life.

    If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff you will
    never have room for the things that are important to you.

    Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness.

    Spend time with your children..

    Spend time with your parents.

    Visit with grandparents.

    Take your spouse out to dinner.

    Play another 18.

    There will always be time to clean the house and fix the disposal.

    Take care of the golf balls first—the things that really matter.

    Set your priorities.

    The rest is just sand.

    One of the students raised her hand and inquired w hat the Beer represented.

    The professor smiled and said, ‘I’m glad you asked.’

    The Beer just shows you that no matter how full your life may seem,
    there’s always room for a couple of Beers with a friend.

    Please share this with someone you care about. I JUST DID!

    LIFE ISN’T ABOUT WAITING FOR THE STORM TO PASS…… IT’S LEARNING HOW
    TO DANCE IN THE RAIN
  • You can't meet Mr. Right if you're with Mr. Right Now.

    completely true
  • Wpbarr
    Wpbarr Posts: 142 Member
    Most people spend all their time waiting for life to begin.
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