Confession...

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  • skittybang
    skittybang Posts: 1,525 Member
    I just ate 3 mini Kit Kat bars & it was AWESOME.
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
    My nostrils are different sizes and shapes.
  • starracer23
    starracer23 Posts: 1,011 Member
    I have Flintstone feet. I kid you not they are damn near as wide as they are long. 3E width.
    You know what they say about wide feet....wide feet = wide.....
    ...shoes.

    yup!
  • Grimmerick
    Grimmerick Posts: 3,342 Member
    I have a bunion my ex calls foot knuckle.........................hate that guy
  • azQmaster
    azQmaster Posts: 448 Member
    I have man hands... It's revolting.
    Happens to the best of them...

    megan-fox-toe-thumb.jpg

    That thumb will haunt me in my dreams.
  • rblair_22
    rblair_22 Posts: 202 Member
    When I know that I won't be wearing shorts or tank-tops...I can go for a month without shaving.

    Me too!!! I'm also a control freak with some OCD thrown in!
  • legmotor
    legmotor Posts: 197 Member
    I asked to borrow my friends' kids so I could go see "Puss n Boots"
  • skittybang
    skittybang Posts: 1,525 Member
    I can shake my eyes really fast.
  • JediMaster_intraining
    JediMaster_intraining Posts: 903 Member
    confession....i like lesbian porn. ;)
  • mallorybriann
    mallorybriann Posts: 1,380 Member
    I hate dry cotton. I have to wet/lick my q-tips before they can go near my ears!
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    Size 9 ring...urrrgggghhhh

    Yeah, but what size are your fingers?

    Wait...
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    *LOL*

    My best friend insists they're manly. Maybe they're just ridiculously old. Or need to be seen in person to appreciate them in all their glory.

    That models thumb is nastified.

    And who doesn't like lesbian porn??
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    I hate dry cotton. I have to wet/lick my q-tips before they can go near my ears!

    I would think licking the q-tip and then inserting it into your ear would be less hygienic than doing nothing *LOL* That's hysterical, though!
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    I have man hands... It's revolting.
    Happens to the best of them...

    megan-fox-toe-thumb.jpg
    That thumb will haunt me in my dreams.
    It's a toe, actually. She has toes for thumbs. They were spookier than Jonah Hex's face.
  • flasportsfan
    flasportsfan Posts: 126 Member
    I have been known to cry at sad movies.

    LOL!! That just makes you more endearing to me, babe.

    I have loud sneezes that will blow out your ear drum if we're in a car together with the windows closed!
  • BeeElMarvin
    BeeElMarvin Posts: 2,086 Member
    I can shake my eyes really fast.

    Like the guy in "Identity"? That's awesome!
  • Krull_the_WarriorKing
    Krull_the_WarriorKing Posts: 650 Member
    When I say I'm bringing sxy back it's because I was the one who made it leave in the first place...


    Gaw... it feels good to get that off my chest
  • mallorybriann
    mallorybriann Posts: 1,380 Member
    The thought of a dry q-tip makes me wanna hurl! Ughhhhhhh I cant even wear certain clothes because of that. Like fleece ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
    I hate dry cotton. I have to wet/lick my q-tips before they can go near my ears!

    I would think licking the q-tip and then inserting it into your ear would be less hygienic than doing nothing *LOL* That's hysterical, though!
  • Bankman1989
    Bankman1989 Posts: 1,116 Member
    I'm black! (don't be alarmed) But I don't really sound like it.
  • flasportsfan
    flasportsfan Posts: 126 Member
    I asked to borrow my friends' kids so I could go see "Puss n Boots"

    And we have a winner!!!!!! LMAO!!
  • liftingbro
    liftingbro Posts: 2,029 Member
    I hate dry cotton. I have to wet/lick my q-tips before they can go near my ears!

    So you like giving yourself wet willies?
  • mallorybriann
    mallorybriann Posts: 1,380 Member
    I should have thought of that... just figured I'd wait till it came out in the RedBox
    :ohwell: :ohwell:
    I asked to borrow my friends' kids so I could go see "Puss n Boots"

    And we have a winner!!!!!! LMAO!!
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    I'm black! (don't be alarmed) But I don't really sound like it.
    *gasp* (reported)
  • mallorybriann
    mallorybriann Posts: 1,380 Member
    Better than a DRY WILLIE!!!!
    I hate dry cotton. I have to wet/lick my q-tips before they can go near my ears!

    So you like giving yourself wet willies?
  • vim_n_vigor
    vim_n_vigor Posts: 4,089 Member
    My arms flap like wings. No, I will not share pictures.
  • skittybang
    skittybang Posts: 1,525 Member
    If I'm in a large group - I SBD, don't say anything and watch everyone's faces change. It's HI-LARIOUS!
  • mallorybriann
    mallorybriann Posts: 1,380 Member
    thought you were just from jersey
    I'm black! (don't be alarmed) But I don't really sound like it.
  • PanteraGirl
    PanteraGirl Posts: 566 Member
    I have man hands... It's revolting.

    Ditto ...I hate it. And a couple of my fingers are a little crooked. No one noticed but me...but still bugs the poop out of me!
  • california_peach
    california_peach Posts: 1,809 Member
    I can blow bubbles out of my eyes.
  • liftingbro
    liftingbro Posts: 2,029 Member
    I have Flintstone feet. I kid you not they are damn near as wide as they are long. 3E width.

    You know what they say about wide feet....wide feet = wide.....

    So you are telling me it makes up for wearing a 8.5 shoe?
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