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  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    *cough*groups*cough*
  • RheneeB
    RheneeB Posts: 461 Member
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    Better the hands than the feet!!!!!!:laugh:
  • liftingbro
    liftingbro Posts: 2,029 Member
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    Sorry for the acronym - yes, Silent but deadly - I'm a world class *kitten* gas passer
    I like to call it "crop dusting".

    And, with a name like "sWeEt_FaRtZzZxoXo69", you know she's a fart champ.

    Yes, it's important to know your specialty:

    Crop Dusting: covers larger area due to walking or running.
    Bomb: smaller area but more concentrated, may leave a crater.
  • sandrinamsilva
    sandrinamsilva Posts: 651 Member
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    I asked to borrow my friends' kids so I could go see "Puss n Boots"

    I took my little sis and her bff this past weekend. I think I enjoyed it more than they did.
  • Justjoshin
    Justjoshin Posts: 999 Member
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    I've flirted with a teacher for a grade.

    Just flirted?? Pfft Beginner
  • juleseybaby
    juleseybaby Posts: 712 Member
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    I can touch my nose with my tongue.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    I've flirted with a teacher for a grade.

    Just flirted?? Pfft Beginner

    It's sad we went to different schools.
  • taglientep
    taglientep Posts: 338 Member
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    Im broke, live in my parents house at age 26, have lied cheated to girls, i have a huge nose, fat gut overemotional. Everybody is messed up you look great. IMO you dont have man hands. i was born with huge hands so you hands would look tiny next to mine.. think of it that way
  • taglientep
    taglientep Posts: 338 Member
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    I can touch my nose with my tongue.

    Thats a cool party trick
  • sandrinamsilva
    sandrinamsilva Posts: 651 Member
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    I can touch my nose with my tongue.

    ME TOO! :tongue:
  • azQmaster
    azQmaster Posts: 448 Member
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    confession....i like lesbian porn. ;)

    i like you
  • mallorybriann
    mallorybriann Posts: 1,380 Member
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    I can tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue and unwrap a starburst with only my tongue.
    :blushing:
    I can touch my nose with my tongue.
  • NiciS72
    NiciS72 Posts: 1,043 Member
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    I've had plastic surgery.........






    and no, the boobs are real. I was 3 and it was a herniated belly button!
  • morganhccstudent724
    morganhccstudent724 Posts: 1,261 Member
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    confession....i like lesbian porn. ;)


    Who doesn't??? :bigsmile:
  • scs143
    scs143 Posts: 2,190 Member
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    I can shake my eyes really fast.


    Me too!
  • tsbrown09
    tsbrown09 Posts: 53
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    When I say I'm bringing sxy back it's because I was the one who made it leave in the first place...


    Gaw... it feels good to get that off my chest

    Oh, that is hilarious!! :laugh:
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    I've had plastic surgery.........






    and no, the boobs are real. I was 3 and it was a herniated belly button!

    I've had plastic surgery...

    and want more.
  • ajbeans
    ajbeans Posts: 2,857 Member
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    I have alien toes and giant thumbs.
  • MrsSpratt
    MrsSpratt Posts: 200 Member
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    I have alien toes and giant thumbs.
    In what way are they alien? I have strange toes, too.
  • NiciS72
    NiciS72 Posts: 1,043 Member
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    I've had plastic surgery.........






    and no, the boobs are real. I was 3 and it was a herniated belly button!

    I've had plastic surgery...

    and want more.

    Me too! I'm gonna need it when all is said and done. The girls will need a boost up!

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