WY Cowboy

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  • Anna_Banana
    Anna_Banana Posts: 2,939 Member
    Lucky you.

    I was a rodeo queen (don't laugh), along time ago for Phillipsburg KS, which is the biggest rodeo in KS, but we never had anybody that famous when I was there.
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    From one of the best westerns evah(1), imho:

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    {refusing to let thread die!} :angry:
  • Anna_Banana
    Anna_Banana Posts: 2,939 Member
    Sorry shannon, I think it's just about dead:cry:

    Maybe I'll have another cowboy joke tomorrow.
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    Sorry shannon, I think it's just about dead:cry:

    Maybe I'll have another cowboy joke tomorrow.

    :sad:

    Well, if you can't find another cowboy joke, a man in formal wear joke will do! :laugh:
  • BEFORE
    BEFORE Posts: 1,291 Member
    Here's one for you Tam
    HotCowboy.jpg
    Oh. My. Goodness!

    Think he's mind if I licked his abs??????????:tongue:


    :huh: :blushing:

    Almost had a different perspective of ya Tami until I noticed that there was a "b" in their.
    I was thinking I cant believe she would type that.
    :noway:
  • BEFORE
    BEFORE Posts: 1,291 Member
    And Shannon, Glen Campbell is a bad actor. Sorry! :laugh:

    who cares??? He could fake it with me! :blushing:

    Oh....wait......:embarassed: :ohwell:

    LMBO

    :laugh:
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
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    Almost had a different perspective of ya Tami until I noticed that there was a "b" in their.
    I was thinking I cant believe she would type that.
    :noway:

    She wouldn't type that here. th_giggle.gif
  • BEFORE
    BEFORE Posts: 1,291 Member
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    Almost had a different perspective of ya Tami until I noticed that there was a "b" in their.
    I was thinking I cant believe she would type that.
    :noway:

    She wouldn't type that here. th_giggle.gif

    OH
    :angry:

    Well I have more abs that he has.
    :glasses:
  • PunkinHeadsMOMMA
    PunkinHeadsMOMMA Posts: 306
    Lucky you.

    I was a rodeo queen (don't laugh), along time ago for Phillipsburg KS, which is the biggest rodeo in KS, but we never had anybody that famous when I was there.
    P-burg? My hubby's g-parents live there. How funny, you were a queeny. I couldn't get the wave down:wink:
  • Anna_Banana
    Anna_Banana Posts: 2,939 Member
    Lucky you.

    I was a rodeo queen (don't laugh), along time ago for Phillipsburg KS, which is the biggest rodeo in KS, but we never had anybody that famous when I was there.
    P-burg? My hubby's g-parents live there. How funny, you were a queeny. I couldn't get the wave down:wink:

    How long have they lived there? I'm sure they go to the rodeo, that's the only excitement they ever have in that town. I was the queen in 1991 when I was still wet behind the ears. Wish I could still wear my clothes from back then.
  • Theresa35
    Theresa35 Posts: 1,102
    Anna....we need more pics....come on, it's Friday...let's see some more hot cowboys!!! :drinker:
  • lynniejones
    lynniejones Posts: 1,291 Member
    Abs or butt-ox either one looks low fat and delish.
  • PunkinHeadsMOMMA
    PunkinHeadsMOMMA Posts: 306
    * Warning this joke contains some sexual content * :blushing:

    So we all know that every good cowboy likes beer right?
    Well.....
    There were these two young cowboys that just got done riding their fence lines that stopped at this little hole-in-the-wall bar to have a couple beers. Surprisingly there was another much older cowboy sitting at the bar as well. They had never seen this guy before so they tried striking up a conversation but the newcomer never had much more than a yes or no to say. Some time went by and the two younger guys were havin a good times, talking about horses, dogs, and women.
    Then the bar door flew open and in walked this sexy lookin woman and made their jaws drop. They rarely ever got to see a woman all made up like she was, so they started with the whistles and such. Well, she asked for directions and left. The two guys start talking about how beautiful she was and they agreed that she was a solid 7. The old man piped up, "1", and ordered another budweiser. They were shocked, but didn't pay much attention.
    Then another woman walked in even more beautiful and sexy than the first, but she didn't stay long either. The two guys agreed she was an 8 1/2 for sure. The old cowboy again piped up and said, "2", ordered another budweiser. By now the two guys thought the old cowboy was crazy and left it at that.
    Then as if she was sent from Heaven, in walks the most beautiful woman these boys had ever seen. It looked as if she stepped right out of a magazine. They were beside themselves, and weren't so quiet when they agreed that she was a perfect 10. Well this woman was also smart and she gave the boys a little smile and blew them a kiss for the compliment.
    Then the older cowboy said, "3", and took another drink. She thought to herself, 3? So she marched herself over to him and announced, "I know what you're doing, you're rating women and I'll have you know I'm better than any "3" you've ever had!!" She was quite proud of herself and turned to leave, until she heard the man say, "yes ma'me I am rating women, but you don't know what scale I'm using." She turned to look at the man who tilted up his hat to look at her, she said "Scale? Then what scale are you using?" "Well ma'me I'm using the Budweiser Scale." This threw the woman off, "Budweiser?" "Yes, ma'me that's how many Clydesdale horses it's gonna take to get you off my face.":blushing:
  • Anna_Banana
    Anna_Banana Posts: 2,939 Member
    LOL:laugh:
  • Anna_Banana
    Anna_Banana Posts: 2,939 Member
    Anna....we need more pics....come on, it's Friday...let's see some more hot cowboys!!! :drinker:
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  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,458 Member
    PunkinHead!

    Don't let your momma kiss you with that mouth! :noway: LOL.

    :laugh:
  • PunkinHeadsMOMMA
    PunkinHeadsMOMMA Posts: 306
    Why are most cowgirls bow-legged?

    Cuz cowboys don't take off their hats to eat.
  • PunkinHeadsMOMMA
    PunkinHeadsMOMMA Posts: 306
    Cowboys aren't always known for their good manners, or clean mouths. Guess my hubby has rubbed off on me...sorry. Besides, my momma, who is a religious good little "church" wife, would giggle. Since she's 64 and her and dad are still going strong. :noway: Yuck. :sick: but you get the point.
  • Theresa35
    Theresa35 Posts: 1,102
    Anna....we need more pics....come on, it's Friday...let's see some more hot cowboys!!! :drinker:
    Cowboy04.jpg

    Thanks...except...why is he checkin himself out like that...kinda weird...:laugh:
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member

    Thanks...except...why is he checkin himself out like that...kinda weird...:laugh:

    He's making sure the roll of quarters hasn't slipped. :laugh:
  • GTOgirl1969
    GTOgirl1969 Posts: 2,527 Member

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    Holy Crap!! I think I need a cigarette now:smokin: :smokin:
  • Theresa35
    Theresa35 Posts: 1,102

    Thanks...except...why is he checkin himself out like that...kinda weird...:laugh:

    He's making sure the roll of quarters hasn't slipped. :laugh:

    Well, it looks like everything is still nicely in place from what I can see...:bigsmile:
  • Anna_Banana
    Anna_Banana Posts: 2,939 Member
    I think he's wondering if he could fit his shirt in those pants, should he decide to tuck it in.:bigsmile:
  • Thamber
    Thamber Posts: 194
    For all the women here who love cowboys check out thepioneerwoman.com and read the true life love story there called Black heels to Tractor wheels..be sure to have some tissues lol...sigh ....:love:

    Oh and be sure to start from the beginning. She posts a chapter at a time.
  • lynniejones
    lynniejones Posts: 1,291 Member
    Here's one for you Tam
    HotCowboy.jpg
    Oh. My. Goodness!

    Think he's mind if I licked his abs??????????:tongue:


    :huh: :blushing:

    His boyfriend might. {{giggle}}
    Hush, you're gonna ruin it for me!!! :laugh:

    But yes, you're probably right!!

    His lower half looks oddly like a Ken doll. Now that I have studied it...again and again and again.
    And. Again.
    Lynnie
    Who only quotated the picture so it would show up again. and again.
  • Anna_Banana
    Anna_Banana Posts: 2,939 Member


    His lower half looks oddly like a Ken doll. Now that I have studied it...again and again and again.
    And. Again.
    Lynnie
    Who only quotated the picture so it would show up again. and again.

    :laugh: Your right. I wonder if he can turn all the way around like Ken? I bet if you smack him on the rump it's as hard as Ken's.:blushing:
  • PunkinHeadsMOMMA
    PunkinHeadsMOMMA Posts: 306
    hotcowboy.jpg

    Just for you Shannon
    Still my fav, even if he is sportin a retarded 80's straw hat.
  • Anna_Banana
    Anna_Banana Posts: 2,939 Member
    hotcowboy.jpg

    Just for you Shannon
    Still my fav, even if he is sportin a retarded 80's straw hat.

    I can't believe you paid that much attention to his hat. I started at the bottom of the picture and didn't make it that far up.
  • PunkinHeadsMOMMA
    PunkinHeadsMOMMA Posts: 306


    His lower half looks oddly like a Ken doll. Now that I have studied it...again and again and again.
    And. Again.
    Lynnie
    Who only quotated the picture so it would show up again. and again.

    :laugh: Your right. I wonder if he can turn all the way around like Ken? I bet if you smack him on the rump it's as hard as Ken's.:blushing:
    Anna after all this talk of spanking, I've come to believe that you like being a naughty girl....
  • PunkinHeadsMOMMA
    PunkinHeadsMOMMA Posts: 306
    The hat is the icing on the cake....
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