Blonde jokes

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  • Pollywog39
    Pollywog39 Posts: 1,730 Member
    One that is sure to please everybody

    A dumb fat blonde who happens to be yo mama read an article on the dangers of eating too much fat and drinking too much booze and it scared the heck out of her!

    The fat blonde decided, “That’s it!”

    After today, no more reading.

    You forgot........... DUMB FAT FINNISH BLONDE!!! ;)
  • Bonita_Lynne_58
    Bonita_Lynne_58 Posts: 2,794 Member
    I really hope this isn't offensive to anyone but one of my favs is...

    You're so fat when you got on the scale it said "one at a time please"

    Lol....I'm very overweight...ok fat! But I can still laugh! Also was blonde till about mid 30's
  • adjones5
    adjones5 Posts: 938 Member
    What do you call a blonde doing a cart wheel?






    A Brunette :P

    I don't get it?
  • gennybunny1
    gennybunny1 Posts: 209
    I really hope this isn't offensive to anyone but one of my favs is...

    You're so fat when you got on the scale it said "one at a time please"

    I think I got that message when I first started.
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him and says, "Hey, wanna hear a blond joke?"
    The man said to the blind man, "Look buddy, I'm blond. The man behind me is a 400-pound professional wrestler, and he's blond. The bouncer is blond. The man sitting over to your left is also blond. Still wanna tell that blond joke?"
    The blind man was silent for a moment and then said, "Nah, I wouldn't want to have to explain it five times."
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