Blonde jokes

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  • BigDaddyBRC
    BigDaddyBRC Posts: 2,395 Member
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    just as well you don't know my ''blonde '' friend...she has a stanford MBA and has more degrees than a thermometer. sorry guys, I know this is ''just a bit of fun'', but I find this thread to be rather sexist and vulgar.

    Then why even come in? Stay out of the FUN section you buzzkill
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  • BigDaddyBRC
    BigDaddyBRC Posts: 2,395 Member
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    2 Blondes walk into a building.....


    If you need to reread that....dye your hair



    Oh, and Mr buzz kill...Im blonde. So whats that make you? Racist instead?
  • mandasimba
    mandasimba Posts: 782 Member
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    One that is sure to please everybody

    A dumb fat blonde who happens to be yo mama read an article on the dangers of eating too much fat and drinking too much booze and it scared the heck out of her!

    The fat blonde decided, “That’s it!”

    After today, no more reading.
  • adjones5
    adjones5 Posts: 938 Member
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    I really hope this isn't offensive to anyone but one of my favs is...

    You're so fat when you got on the scale it said "one at a time please"
  • adjones5
    adjones5 Posts: 938 Member
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    2 Blondes walk into a building.....


    If you need to reread that....dye your hair



    Oh, and Mr buzz kill...Im blonde. So whats that make you? Racist instead?

    I had to reread that haha but I have blonde highlights so it makes sense.
  • shawnscott5
    shawnscott5 Posts: 295 Member
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    Chit-chat, fun and games? I could always use a good laugh. Thank you to Debbie Downer for taking all the fun out it.
  • cdngirl71
    cdngirl71 Posts: 2,707 Member
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    One that is sure to please everybody

    A dumb fat blonde who happens to be yo mama read an article on the dangers of eating too much fat and drinking too much booze and it scared the heck out of her!

    The fat blonde decided, “That’s it!”

    After today, no more reading.

    LOL hilarious!!
  • LoveleeB
    LoveleeB Posts: 560 Member
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    What do you call a blonde doing a cart wheel?






    A Brunette :P
  • mleoni092708
    mleoni092708 Posts: 629 Member
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    A blonde approached a pop machine and put in a dollar. Out came a cola. She put in another dollar. Out came a root beer. She kept doing this, becoming more and more excited with every can she purchased.
    Finally, a man came up behind her and asked if she would mind letting him buy a drink. The blonde responded, "Are you crazy? I'm not leaving this machine while I'm still winning!"

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    Three blondes were going for a walk when they saw some tracks. They began to argue.
    "Those are deer tracks," said the first blonde.

    The second blonde said, "Those are elk tracks."

    "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks," said the third.

    They were still arguing when the train hit them.

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    Q: Why do blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?
    A: Toes Go In First.

    Q. What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
    A. Run like hell…she’s got a hand grenade in her mouth.

    Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs?
    A1: Because they can spell it.
  • fionarama
    fionarama Posts: 788 Member
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    lets start a thread about ''fat '' jokes. oh wait, that might be offensive.

    Now that's funny!!!!!
  • Pollywog39
    Pollywog39 Posts: 1,730 Member
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    One that is sure to please everybody

    A dumb fat blonde who happens to be yo mama read an article on the dangers of eating too much fat and drinking too much booze and it scared the heck out of her!

    The fat blonde decided, “That’s it!”

    After today, no more reading.

    You forgot........... DUMB FAT FINNISH BLONDE!!! ;)
  • Bonita_Lynne_58
    Bonita_Lynne_58 Posts: 2,845 Member
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    I really hope this isn't offensive to anyone but one of my favs is...

    You're so fat when you got on the scale it said "one at a time please"

    Lol....I'm very overweight...ok fat! But I can still laugh! Also was blonde till about mid 30's
  • adjones5
    adjones5 Posts: 938 Member
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    What do you call a blonde doing a cart wheel?






    A Brunette :P

    I don't get it?
  • gennybunny1
    gennybunny1 Posts: 209
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    I really hope this isn't offensive to anyone but one of my favs is...

    You're so fat when you got on the scale it said "one at a time please"

    I think I got that message when I first started.
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
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    A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him and says, "Hey, wanna hear a blond joke?"
    The man said to the blind man, "Look buddy, I'm blond. The man behind me is a 400-pound professional wrestler, and he's blond. The bouncer is blond. The man sitting over to your left is also blond. Still wanna tell that blond joke?"
    The blind man was silent for a moment and then said, "Nah, I wouldn't want to have to explain it five times."

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