NSV - guy smacked my behind in the grocery store

CMmrsfloyd

Can I count that as an NSV? I haven't been hit on or leered at in a long time. Today, right there in front of God and the frozen vegetables, some random guy slapped my butt and quickly walked away. I rolled my eyes but didn't want to draw attention since my 4 year old was with me. I guess 23 lbs got my butt back into random stranger-smacking shape again. Yay. LMAO. Getting mad won't do anything for me, might as well laugh about it.

TheBraveryLover

LOL Nice.

stevwil41

Okay, this really did make me laugh out loud! So...congratulations I guess? hehe

shovav91

I would have taken my new-found sense of confidence and punched him in the nose!
Just because you look beautiful doesn't make you a piece of meat =/

Ely82010

Agree!!

RosiG

I would have taken my new-found sense of confidence and punched him in the nose!
Just because you look beautiful doesn't make you a piece of meat =/

THIS!

SergeantSunshine_reused

I would have taken my new-found sense of confidence and punched him in the nose!
Just because you look beautiful doesn't make you a piece of meat =/

Yup! Couldn't agree more xD

CMmrsfloyd

I would have taken my new-found sense of confidence and punched him in the nose!
Just because you look beautiful doesn't make you a piece of meat =/

I was so shocked, he was gone before I could throw a well-rehearsed TV workout program punch.

rakia2

lmfao :laugh:

fitplease

I would have taken my new-found sense of confidence and punched him in the nose!
Just because you look beautiful doesn't make you a piece of meat =/

Disrespectful is disrespectful no matter.

hoppinglark

:huh:
You're not supposed to encourage guys like that!

daydream58

Wow - I didn't even know that kind of thing happened outside of Italy! LOL!

leomom72

I would have taken my new-found sense of confidence and punched him in the nose!
Just because you look beautiful doesn't make you a piece of meat =/

AGREED !!! LoL

CMmrsfloyd

:huh:
You're not supposed to encourage guys like that!

Obviously we all know it's not acceptable. But I didn't get a chance to do anything about it at the time, so might as well laugh about it rather than stressing over it.

Puffins1958

I would have taken my new-found sense of confidence and punched him in the nose!
Just because you look beautiful doesn't make you a piece of meat =/

I was so shocked, he was gone before I could throw a well-rehearsed TV workout program punch.

Ok, so you know for the next time. I'd be ready for a one-two punch, :laugh:

fitzie63

Maybe he had been watching the new evening time soap program ... "Pan Am" and wanted to find out if you were sporting a tight girdle under your jeans like those tiny-a$$ed flight attendant actresses. ROFL, LOL, lol, lol

koosdel

I would have taken my new-found sense of confidence and punched him in the nose!
Just because you look beautiful doesn't make you a piece of meat =/

What? That's crazy talk.

Rachaelluvszipped

Lol..a roundhouse kick woulda really done him good.. and then you can thanks..but I don't need that kind of attention at the moment!:noway:

zee_baybee

Wow. That is funny and you are awesome for being able to laugh at it.

Newbie question: I see everyone posting the 'NSV' what does that stand for?

WifeNMama

right there in front of God and the frozen vegetables

Best line ever. :laugh: :flowerforyou: It's nice to be appreciated, but he could have expressed it in a more gentlemanly manner. Especially in front of your kid. :noway:
It would have been hilarious if he thought you were his girlfriend or wife, and realized the mistake as he was smacking your butt. lol It would explain the walking quickly away...

utgrrl82

I would have taken my new-found sense of confidence and punched him in the nose!
Just because you look beautiful doesn't make you a piece of meat =/

Agreed