If there were an app for marriage...
YogaRunner
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Ok, if there were an app available that could help your marriage, what would it do? (I ask this seriously but know that it will generate humorous things too).
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Well let's see...get my husband to put the toilet seat down so I don't fall in and have him put his stinky crunchy socks in the hamper RIGHT SIDE OUT so I only have to touch those nasty things ONCE until they're clean :laugh:
As for me, I do believe my husband wishes the app would teach me how to cook without A: Forgetting about things and burning them to a crisp and B: Setting off the smoke detector when said dish burns to a crisp :blushing:0 -
Find me another wife?0
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I think all married couples should live in a duplex with a door inbetween. We could be together, but not clean up after each other.0
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Alerts to warn of PMS season.0
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have a way to mute the wife0
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Remind me at regular intervals to be kind and express my gratitude.0
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i think it should give fair warning of when your husband is gonna let one loose!
so you can get on outta there! 0 -
I think all married couples should live in a duplex with a door inbetween. We could be together, but not clean up after each other.
This made me LOL. Even if my husband and I did that, I'd still feel obligated to go clean up after him so he wouldn't die. People can always tell when we're on the outs because his clothing doesn't match and isn't clean :laugh:0 -
Remind me at regular intervals to be kind and express my gratitude.
i like this VERY important we appreciate them 0 -
The only help I need are with my crazy in-laws. Is there an app for that?0
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Remind me when a good time is to b#tch and when I should just keep my mouth shut LOL0
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Alerts to warn of PMS season.
HAHAHAHA i think this should apply to everyone! i dont even want to be around MYSELF at that time!!! 0 -
for my husband to just pick up after himself just once would be fantastic! lol love him to death but he can be a very untidy person! lol0
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I love Ritas quote also, we need to be grateful for what we have. 20 yrs later and I still love the pain in the a**! But since I dont have an I phone! lol0
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HAHAHAHA i think this should apply to everyone! i dont even want to be around MYSELF at that time!!!
SO TRUE!0 -
This is on my list already Love it!Remind me at regular intervals to be kind and express my gratitude.0 -
1. Scanner to check his brain for live activity. 2. Task killer - to shut him down at times. 3. Truth-o-meter. 4. Zapper - to be used at opportune times. 5. In-law blocker. 6. Recording device. 7. Rewind button. 8. Future predictor 9. Instant fumigator 10. Recharger0
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Not only remind men of important dates, birthday, anniversary, etc., but also provide location, directions to our favorite stores, as well as an appropraite budget, to purchase a gift.0
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This! Whats up with coming into the room I'm in, asking a question, farting and then leaving? I'm still stuck in there with his fart! I would love an early warning fart alarm.i think it should give fair warning of when your husband is gonna let one loose! so you can get on outta there!0 -
I think all married couples should live in a duplex with a door inbetween. We could be together, but not clean up after each other.
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I think all married couples should live in a duplex with a door inbetween. We could be together, but not clean up after each other.
That is an amazing idea.0 -
1. Scanner to check his brain for live activity. 2. Task killer - to shut him down at times. 3. Truth-o-meter. 4. Zapper - to be used at opportune times. 5. In-law blocker. 6. Recording device. 7. Rewind button. 8. Future predictor 9. Instant fumigator 10. Recharger
LOVE IT!!0 -
Would need to have a "Mind Reader" app!0
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1. Scanner to check his brain for live activity. 2. Task killer - to shut him down at times. 3. Truth-o-meter. 4. Zapper - to be used at opportune times. 5. In-law blocker. 6. Recording device. 7. Rewind button. 8. Future predictor 9. Instant fumigator 10. Recharger
that about covers it. Oh.... perhaps a mute button?0 -
Would need to have a "Mind Reader" app!
Exactly what I was going to say. Plus, it would have to teach her how to put the toilet seat down and grasp the concept of a social life beyond her mom and sister. Oh, and provide sex once in a while.0 -
1. Scanner to check his brain for live activity. 2. Task killer - to shut him down at times. 3. Truth-o-meter. 4. Zapper - to be used at opportune times. 5. In-law blocker. 6. Recording device. 7. Rewind button. 8. Future predictor 9. Instant fumigator 10. Recharger
LOVE this!!0 -
Would need to have a "Mind Reader" app!
I love this..!!!
but then I wonder...do I truly want to know what she is REALLY thinking .??? Probably not.0 -
A "Get To The Point" beam plus an "Excessive Spend" taser.0
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it would let me know what fights are worth having and which ones I will not win.
And the "Excessive Spend" taser for my fiance would be nice. The man is credit card happy! It irks me to no end!!
Would love a mind reader app too. Guys fyi We are not mind readers either!!!0 -
1. Scanner to check his brain for live activity. 2. Task killer - to shut him down at times. 3. Truth-o-meter. 4. Zapper - to be used at opportune times. 5. In-law blocker. 6. Recording device. 7. Rewind button. 8. Future predictor 9. Instant fumigator 10. Recharger
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