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If there were an app for marriage...

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  • Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused
    Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused Posts: 935 Member
    Force close and uninstall?
  • AlsDonkBoxSquat
    AlsDonkBoxSquat Posts: 6,128 Member
    vibrate with a possible "approach at your own risk" perimeter alarm

    maybe a bull**** annihilator function

    translation function (such as "I was so busy running errands today that I just didn't have time to pick up a thing" translates to "I wasted the whole day sleeping on the couch to golf and playing video games so I quickly ran out for a gallon of milk so I could tell you I ran errands without technically lying and having nothing to show for it")
  • sunnyrunner23
    sunnyrunner23 Posts: 182 Member
    In-law blocker!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA
  • bry_all01
    bry_all01 Posts: 3,100 Member
    Remind me at regular intervals to be kind and express my gratitude.

    remind HIM at regular intervals to be kind and express HIS appreciation, since I think he forgot how to do that.
  • Iamfit4life
    Iamfit4life Posts: 3,095 Member
    "lessons in reciprocity"

    PLEASE
  • Football_N_Guns
    Football_N_Guns Posts: 297 Member
    Lessons in tuning out the nagging.
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
    In-law blocker!!!!
    I need this one. Where can I get this one?
  • Slove009
    Slove009 Posts: 364 Member
    1. Scanner to check his brain for live activity. 2. Task killer - to shut him down at times. 3. Truth-o-meter. 4. Zapper - to be used at opportune times. 5. In-law blocker. 6. Recording device. 7. Rewind button. 8. Future predictor 9. Instant fumigator 10. Recharger

    that about covers it. Oh.... perhaps a mute button?

    add the in-law blocker button and we're golden!
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