Ode to Fiber One Bar

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  • tashjs21
    tashjs21 Posts: 4,584 Member
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    :heart: you anyway, you nut!

    U :heart: me, U really :heart: me.
    :wink: :bigsmile:

    Back off my woman!!! :explode: :mad: :explode:
  • weesel80
    weesel80 Posts: 186
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    Too funny!! Too true as well!! But they are sooo good and good for you!!:laugh:

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  • akb2006
    akb2006 Posts: 198 Member
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    That explains why it stunk when I logged on to MFP. :laugh: :happy:

    I love the fiber one bars but I haven't had that problem from them personally LOL. At least not that I know of. :noway:
  • Phoenix_Rising
    Phoenix_Rising Posts: 11,417 Member
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    LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
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    Obviously, I eat the fiber one bars also, (and so do my family!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!):huh:
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    ditto
  • get_fit2009
    get_fit2009 Posts: 827 Member
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    I'm dyin' over here! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: My son was home from college and I had a box in the pantry. Um, teenage boys eat A LOT! So, he ate about 4 bars. We banished him to the upstairs. Even the dog wouldn't go near him! :laugh:
  • mrsbuzz
    mrsbuzz Posts: 576 Member
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    That is so funny:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I love them and I wondered why I had gas all week, now I know. I still love them!!!
  • watch48win
    watch48win Posts: 1,668 Member
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    Funny...but ohhhhh so true....I love the apple and strudel ones.....
  • petunia
    petunia Posts: 336 Member
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    um.. same problem here... :sick:

    I switched to Kashi TLC bars... yummy and still good fiber, but without the side effects... :drinker:
  • JasiBella
    JasiBella Posts: 1,168
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    So that's why I've been a bit.. erm.... flatulent:sick:
  • sunflower8926
    sunflower8926 Posts: 485 Member
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    :laugh: That's hilarious! That's probably the most fiber he's had in years, too!:laugh:
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
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    How is it possible I missed this earlier????:huh: :laugh:

    I have to concur on the outcome..........though I do love the oats n chocolate flavor too!!:blushing:

    B4, you nut!!

    :heart: ya big guy!
  • get_fit2009
    get_fit2009 Posts: 827 Member
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    So that's why I've been a bit.. erm.... flatulent:sick:

    Such a polite lady, you are! :laugh: Oh, and TamTastic, do agree on the oats and chocolate!!! Yum!
  • JamieArmbruster
    JamieArmbruster Posts: 48 Member
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    I have to agree!! I just got one out for snack about 30 minutes ago, my hubby went to bed.... I think he was trying to tell me something!
  • kimberle
    kimberle Posts: 5
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    I'm so relieved that I'm in good company! Hilarious!
  • Girlmom282109
    Girlmom282109 Posts: 2,643 Member
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    Thank you for writing this. It is exactly what I have been thinking and everytime I reach for a second one I will think again. The chocolate mocha ones are really good too by the way.
  • IAM125lbs
    IAM125lbs Posts: 235 Member
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    This is so funny :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I was going to make a dr's appt. because I thought for sure some part of my inner body had rotted. I only eat one but the side affects lasted for three days. Thanks for a belly roll laugh
  • fitchick99
    fitchick99 Posts: 267 Member
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    Everybody farts, there are no excuses. But there are people who are polite, rude, who are actors, and their reaction when their fart is different.

    Here is a list of how people with different characters fart.

    1. Polite person - he farts and says "Pardon me!"
    2. Cynic - he farts and looks you in the eyes
    3. Cavalier - he lets lady to fart first
    4. Gourmand - he farts for his own pleasure
    5. Emotional person - he farts and says "Oh!"
    6. Idealist - he farts for his own belief
    7. Happy person - he farts and says "Who farts, means no evil"
    8. Sentimental - he farts and thinks it how good it would be if he didn't farted
    9. Nitwit - he farts a little bit whole day
    10. Dupe - he farts and thinks that he's done a great thing
    11. Well educated - before he farts, he asks for permission
    12. Rowdy - when he farts, windows shake
    13. Realist - he considers farting for normal behaviour
    14. Impatient - he can't wait to fart
    15. Egoist - he farts only for himself
    16. Pessimist - he wants to fart and already he thinks he crapped his pants
    17. Hypocritical (doublefaced) - he farts and asks who farted
    18. Discrete person - he farts and says "This is between us, don't tell anyone"
    19. Fellow person - he gives others the oportunity to fart, not just him
    20. Careless person - he farts and craps in pants
    21. Snob - he only farts in wealthy and respectable company
    22. Actor - he farts, and waits for applause
    23. Sportsman - if someone farts, he'll fart twice, just to be better
  • BrenNew
    BrenNew Posts: 3,420 Member
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    Too funny!! Too true as well!! But they are sooo good and good for you!!:laugh:

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    Ain't that the truth! :smile:
  • renayeb
    renayeb Posts: 79 Member
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    :noway: :laugh:

    See, I was not using this Fiber One because of how many carbs were in it but thank goodness I'm not huh? I have been using the Curves bars from the DollarTree and they work great with half the carbs AND tastes great!! Try 'em. :drinker:
  • kdanderson05
    kdanderson05 Posts: 147
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    OMG I love them too, but they are killers! I seriously cannot be around people if I eat them!

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