He's driving me nuts!

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dragonbait0126

My hubby gave his *%&$# friend 20 grand, and told me about it this morning after the fact, he is so sweet and trusting.
I hate how sweet and trusting he is!

WINNER!!!

I am trying to forget all that hard work... I just feel like crying when I think about all the sacrifice we had to do to get it all

Did he GIVE it or LEND it? Hopefully it was a loan. Is there a payment plan set up or an agreement of any type to pay it back? I think I would have gone ballistic on my husband if he had done that without talking to me first!

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Jmayhem69

Husband Store

A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:



You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!



So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:



Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs



She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.


'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'



So she continues upward . The third floor sign reads:


Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.



'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.



She goes to the fourth f loor and the sign reads:


Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.



'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'


Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:



Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.



She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:



Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. (scroll and keep reading!)





PLEASE NOTE:
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.


The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer.



The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited

ninerbuff

I'm sure I annoy my wife with my brashness. I can see the "dagger eyes" when she disagrees.






A.C.E. Certified Personal Trainer
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Kickboxing Certified Instructor
Been in fitness for 28+ years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition

teagin2002

those last two posts were just plain funny!