Hand modeling

Scott613
Scott613 Posts: 2,317 Member
edited October 5 in Chit-Chat
Hey everybody I was just wondering do you think I can make it as a hand model? I know it's kinda chubby now but, I've been working my hands out a lot hoping to slim them down a bit. I also use lotion everyday to keep them soft. I appreciate your honest responses:-)
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  • :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Hell yeah.....That has to be the hottest hand ever!!!

    Feel Better:tongue:
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    Be careful not to overwork it!
  • skittybang
    skittybang Posts: 1,525 Member
    Without a fist pic - I can't really be a good judge
  • kapeluza
    kapeluza Posts: 3,434 Member
    This is what comes to mind when people want to become models with no professional experience.

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  • Lift_hard_eat_big
    Lift_hard_eat_big Posts: 2,278 Member
    Looking good brofessor, Is this what I need to get dieseled hand muscles?

    hand_exerciser_gripmaster.jpg
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
    Looking good brofessor, Is this what I need to get dieseled hand muscles?

    hand_exerciser_gripmaster.jpg

    your hand actually does not have muscle in it, it's all tendons.
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,716 Member
    You're bush league kid! I've seen better hands on pirate ships. You're all washed up in this business!
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    If you already know you have pretty hands, then perhaps you should get some professional photos done and approach modelling agencies. Based on the one picture of your hands that I can see, you might be able to be considered for some print work, but it is a very competitive industry.

    If you are serious, you will need to invest in the photos. Expect to pay a lot for them.
  • ItsCasey
    ItsCasey Posts: 4,021 Member
    Scott, you kill me.
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
    Have you considered stripping? All of the glory of being looked at for your nice hands, without the stress of 'the industry'.
  • jessilyn76
    jessilyn76 Posts: 532 Member
    Is this George Costanza???
  • Scott613
    Scott613 Posts: 2,317 Member
    Have you considered stripping? All of the glory of being looked at for your nice hands, without the stress of 'the industry'.

    I got approached to make a fetish video once. I had to keep washing my hands over and over. Soak,lather,rinse repeat,soak,lather,rinse,repeat........It was crazy but paid well so I did it.:ohwell:
  • UponThisRock
    UponThisRock Posts: 4,519 Member
    With those cuticles? Puh-lese.
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    Joey: Chandler! You are not gonna believe this! I have found my identical hand twin!

    Chandler: (totally confused) What?

    Joey: My identical hand twin!

    Chandler: What's an identical hand twin?

    Joey: What's it sound like? It's a guy with my identical hands! It was incredible! Chandler, the dealer's hands were exactly like me! It-it was like looking at my hands in a mirror!

    Chandler: Are you sure you weren't (pause) looking at your hands in a mirror?

    Joey: Don’t you see what this means?! I can forget about that stupid movie. I'm gonna be a millionaire!
  • Hey everybody I was just wondering do you think I can make it as a hand model? I know it's kinda chubby now but, I've been working my hands out a lot hoping to slim them down a bit. I also use lotion everyday to keep them soft. I appreciate your honest responses:-)

    I am a professional hand talent scout...Would you happen to have a pair of them? I'd be interested in seeing how they look together. :laugh:
  • Looking good brofessor, Is this what I need to get dieseled hand muscles?

    hand_exerciser_gripmaster.jpg

    your hand actually does not have muscle in it, it's all tendons.

    Sorry but that is definitely not true. I'm a massage therapist and Lord knows I got some strong *kitten* hands lol. If you need proof check out the link below:

    http://www.concordortho.com/patient-education/topic-detail-popup.aspx?topicID=699047371a7cfea5c5064b8bdb7d68b5

    Cheers. :drinker:
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    :sad: I have hideous man hands and no future
  • Scott613
    Scott613 Posts: 2,317 Member
    Hey everybody I was just wondering do you think I can make it as a hand model? I know it's kinda chubby now but, I've been working my hands out a lot hoping to slim them down a bit. I also use lotion everyday to keep them soft. I appreciate your honest responses:-)

    I am a professional hand talent scout...Would you happen to have a pair of them? I'd be interested in seeing how they look together. :laugh:

    How many pictures do you need? I have the peace sign picture, pointing finger picture, thumbs up picture,fisted picture, karate hand picture, and a middle finger picture for the R rated commercials. If you want two hands that cost extra and my hand services are not cheap.
  • Joey: Chandler! You are not gonna believe this! I have found my identical hand twin!

    Chandler: (totally confused) What?

    Joey: My identical hand twin!

    Chandler: What's an identical hand twin?

    Joey: What's it sound like? It's a guy with my identical hands! It was incredible! Chandler, the dealer's hands were exactly like me! It-it was like looking at my hands in a mirror!

    Chandler: Are you sure you weren't (pause) looking at your hands in a mirror?

    Joey: Don’t you see what this means?! I can forget about that stupid movie. I'm gonna be a millionaire!

    LOL, I sooo remember that episode.
  • servilia
    servilia Posts: 3,452 Member
    Hey everybody I was just wondering do you think I can make it as a hand model? I know it's kinda chubby now but, I've been working my hands out a lot hoping to slim them down a bit. I also use lotion everyday to keep them soft. I appreciate your honest responses:-)

    I am a professional hand talent scout...Would you happen to have a pair of them? I'd be interested in seeing how they look together. :laugh:

    Yeah they have to be symmetrical.

    I hope you've been working them out with the same intensity.
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
    Have you considered stripping? All of the glory of being looked at for your nice hands, without the stress of 'the industry'.

    I got approached to make a fetish video once. I had to keep washing my hands over and over. Soak,lather,rinse repeat,soak,lather,rinse,repeat........It was crazy but paid well so I did it.:ohwell:

    Did they get all dry and cracked?!
  • Scott613
    Scott613 Posts: 2,317 Member
    Have you considered stripping? All of the glory of being looked at for your nice hands, without the stress of 'the industry'.

    I got approached to make a fetish video once. I had to keep washing my hands over and over. Soak,lather,rinse repeat,soak,lather,rinse,repeat........It was crazy but paid well so I did it.:ohwell:

    Did they get all dry and cracked?!
    I used Dove it's 3/4 moisturizer so they were really soft when I was done. Ohhh and tired too.
  • engineman312
    engineman312 Posts: 3,450 Member
    I pay extra for spirit fingers
  • Hey everybody I was just wondering do you think I can make it as a hand model? I know it's kinda chubby now but, I've been working my hands out a lot hoping to slim them down a bit. I also use lotion everyday to keep them soft. I appreciate your honest responses:-)

    I am a professional hand talent scout...Would you happen to have a pair of them? I'd be interested in seeing how they look together. :laugh:

    How many pictures do you need? I have the peace sign picture, pointing finger picture, thumbs up picture,fisted picture, karate hand picture, and a middle finger picture for the R rated commercials. If you want two hands that cost extra and my hand services are not cheap.

    Since you're of age, I assume...I think we should start with some middle finger pics...From there we can talk about working with props, maybe some outdoor stuff...How are you with other hands, friendly, shy, open to suggestions?
  • MissO﹠A
    MissO﹠A Posts: 906 Member
    :sad: I have hideous man hands and no future

    We, my dear, will make most excellent proctologists.
  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,096 Member
    The worlds greatest hand model!!

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  • LorinaLynn
    LorinaLynn Posts: 13,247 Member
    [Setting: A photographer's studio]

    (George is holding out his hands while a man and woman marvel at them. A photographer is fooling around with a camera towards the right wall)

    MAN: I've never seen hands like these before..

    WOMAN: They're so soft and milky white.

    PHOTOGRAPHER: You know who's hands they remind me of? (Pauses for effect) Ray McKigney.

    (The woman nods as the man looks off into space)

    MAN: Ugh.. Ray.

    PHOTOGRAPHER: He was it.

    GEORGE: Who was he?

    PHOTOGRAPHER: The most exquisite hands you've ever seen.. Oh, he had it all.

    GEORGE: (Hands still out, even though they've stopped looking at them) What happened to him?

    (Obviously a touchy subject, the woman coyly walks over to the photographer, and they both occupy themselves. The man is left to tell George the answer to his question)

    MAN: (Clears throat) Tragic story, I'm afraid. He could've had any woman in the world.. but none could match the beauty of his own hand.. and that became his one true love..

    (Long pause)

    GEORGE: You mean, uh..?

    MAN: Yes. he was not.. master of his domain.

    GEORGE: (Makes a gesture saying he understands. The man nods) But how.. uh..?

    MAN: (Quick, to the point) The muscles.. became so strained with.. overuse, that eventually the hand locked into a deformed position, and he was left with nothing but a claw. (Holds hand up, displaying a claw-like shape) He traveled the world seeking a cure.. acupuncturists.. herbalists.. swamis.. nothing helped. Towards the end, his hands became so frozen the was unable to manipulate utensils, (Visibly disgusted by this last part) and was dependent on Cub Scouts to feed him. I hadn't seen another pair of hands like Ray McKigney's.. until today. You are his successor. (George looks down at his hands) I.. only hope you have a little more self-control.

    GEORGE: (Smiling to himself) You don't have to worry about me. (Nodding, gloating) I won a contest.
  • _Angie
    _Angie Posts: 19
    I'm indecisive. You should upload more so we can make a final decision :tongue:
  • Scott613
    Scott613 Posts: 2,317 Member
    Hey everybody I was just wondering do you think I can make it as a hand model? I know it's kinda chubby now but, I've been working my hands out a lot hoping to slim them down a bit. I also use lotion everyday to keep them soft. I appreciate your honest responses:-)

    I am a professional hand talent scout...Would you happen to have a pair of them? I'd be interested in seeing how they look together. :laugh:

    How many pictures do you need? I have the peace sign picture, pointing finger picture, thumbs up picture,fisted picture, karate hand picture, and a middle finger picture for the R rated commercials. If you want two hands that cost extra and my hand services are not cheap.

    Since you're of age, I assume...I think we should start with some middle finger pics...From there we can talk about working with props, maybe some outdoor stuff...How are you with other hands, friendly, shy, open to suggestions?

    I prefer to work alone no other man hands. My hands are suited for manly task and I'll tell you why. My mom always said I have strong hands and she's not just saying that because she's my mom. I open jars for her all the time so that's outside proof right there that they're pretty strong.
  • flea2449
    flea2449 Posts: 499 Member
    Hey everybody I was just wondering do you think I can make it as a hand model? I know it's kinda chubby now but, I've been working my hands out a lot hoping to slim them down a bit. I also use lotion everyday to keep them soft. I appreciate your honest responses:-)

    I am a professional hand talent scout...Would you happen to have a pair of them? I'd be interested in seeing how they look together. :laugh:



    How many pictures do you need? I have the peace sign picture, pointing finger picture, thumbs up picture,fisted picture, karate hand picture, and a middle finger picture for the R rated commercials. If you want two hands that cost extra and my hand services are not cheap.


    Too FUNNY!!:laugh:
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