Hand modeling

NoAdditives

Looking good brofessor, Is this what I need to get dieseled hand muscles?

your hand actually does not have muscle in it, it's all tendons.

Sorry but that is definitely not true. I'm a massage therapist and Lord knows I got some strong *kitten* hands lol. If you need proof check out the link below:

http://www.concordortho.com/patient-education/topic-detail-popup.aspx?topicID=699047371a7cfea5c5064b8bdb7d68b5

Cheers. :drinker:

Yeah, that claim is definitely ridiculous. Almost every bone in the human body has some amount of muscle on it, that's part of what allows bones to move. The flexing or relaxing of a muscle in conjunction with tendons and ligaments dictates movement. All that flesh on the palm of your hand is muscle (underneath the skin). All around the fingers is muscle. Every have your hands get sore or tired? It's the muscles you're feeling.

lindzmt22

[Setting: A photographer's studio]

(George is holding out his hands while a man and woman marvel at them. A photographer is fooling around with a camera towards the right wall)

MAN: I've never seen hands like these before..

WOMAN: They're so soft and milky white.

PHOTOGRAPHER: You know who's hands they remind me of? (Pauses for effect) Ray McKigney.

(The woman nods as the man looks off into space)

MAN: Ugh.. Ray.

PHOTOGRAPHER: He was it.

GEORGE: Who was he?

PHOTOGRAPHER: The most exquisite hands you've ever seen.. Oh, he had it all.

GEORGE: (Hands still out, even though they've stopped looking at them) What happened to him?

(Obviously a touchy subject, the woman coyly walks over to the photographer, and they both occupy themselves. The man is left to tell George the answer to his question)

MAN: (Clears throat) Tragic story, I'm afraid. He could've had any woman in the world.. but none could match the beauty of his own hand.. and that became his one true love..

(Long pause)

GEORGE: You mean, uh..?

MAN: Yes. he was not.. master of his domain.

GEORGE: (Makes a gesture saying he understands. The man nods) But how.. uh..?

MAN: (Quick, to the point) The muscles.. became so strained with.. overuse, that eventually the hand locked into a deformed position, and he was left with nothing but a claw. (Holds hand up, displaying a claw-like shape) He traveled the world seeking a cure.. acupuncturists.. herbalists.. swamis.. nothing helped. Towards the end, his hands became so frozen the was unable to manipulate utensils, (Visibly disgusted by this last part) and was dependent on Cub Scouts to feed him. I hadn't seen another pair of hands like Ray McKigney's.. until today. You are his successor. (George looks down at his hands) I.. only hope you have a little more self-control.

GEORGE: (Smiling to himself) You don't have to worry about me. (Nodding, gloating) I won a contest.

LMAO!!

tattooedtwiin

Hey everybody I was just wondering do you think I can make it as a hand model? I know it's kinda chubby now but, I've been working my hands out a lot hoping to slim them down a bit. I also use lotion everyday to keep them soft. I appreciate your honest responses:-)

I am a professional hand talent scout...Would you happen to have a pair of them? I'd be interested in seeing how they look together. :laugh:

How many pictures do you need? I have the peace sign picture, pointing finger picture, thumbs up picture,fisted picture, karate hand picture, and a middle finger picture for the R rated commercials. If you want two hands that cost extra and my hand services are not cheap.

Since you're of age, I assume...I think we should start with some middle finger pics...From there we can talk about working with props, maybe some outdoor stuff...How are you with other hands, friendly, shy, open to suggestions?

I prefer to work alone no other man hands. My hands are suited for manly task and I'll tell you why. My mom always said I have strong hands and she's not just saying that because she's my mom. I open jars for her all the time so that's outside proof right there that they're pretty strong.

When you're ready to work well with others, give me a call...1-800-HAN-DJOB :laugh:

servilia

LMAO!!! :laugh:

beduffbrickie

''hands have no muscles in them' ha ha ha :laugh: best thing i have heard all day! try telling a bricklayer that!

lindzmt22

''hands have no muscles in them' ha ha ha :laugh: best thing i have heard all day! try telling a bricklayer that!

Lol!!