I just ate moldy bread...am I going to DIE?!

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  • CountryDevil
    CountryDevil Posts: 819 Member
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    Yes, you will die. :bigsmile:


    Actually, you would be surprised to know that you actually will suck more mold spores into your lungs during the day than what what were probably on that pita bread.
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
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    Now you don't need a flu shot. :flowerforyou:
  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
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    and this is how the zombie apocolapse starts

    MayorMcPanda beat you to that one!!

    thats what i get for not reading the replies lol
  • Devonanne
    Devonanne Posts: 102 Member
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    We learned in Foodsafe that most molds you can SEE won't be harmful to you. They may taste horrific but aren't going to kill you, no :P It's the bacteria etc you can't see that's bad, like salmonella on meat, eggs etc.
  • Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused
    Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused Posts: 935 Member
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    Well if something moldy gets on my counter top, I spray it with some sort of cleaner, like 409. Maybe try drinking some if you start feeling sick?
  • d2footballJRC
    d2footballJRC Posts: 2,684 Member
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    Yes, you will die. :bigsmile:


    Actually, you would be surprised to know that you actually will suck more mold spores into your lungs during the day than what what were probably on that pita bread.

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  • shanolap
    shanolap Posts: 1,204 Member
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    The mold that grows on bread is used to make penicillin. You didn't even eat the moldy part. You should be fine. Just wondering though... didn't it taste a little funny?

    It was dry, but I slathered it with yogurt sauce, so I missed most the bread taste. I get what you are saying. Its totally just a psychological thing. I kind of wanted to see how people would react to my dramatic title, some of the responses have me laughing out loud.

    So you were trolling us with a moldy peice of pita bread?

    Damn, we are easy!!! :laugh:
  • BeeElMarvin
    BeeElMarvin Posts: 2,086 Member
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    Was it rye? You could be in for an interesting afternoon xD

    This. If you see witches just relax, they're probably not going to hurt you.

    Love me some hallucinations.
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
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    Moldy bread is the beginning of the zombie apocalypse... it all starts with YOU!!
    Patient Zero!
  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,096 Member
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    And now only eat 500 calories for the rest of the day. You could have invented an ingenius weight loss program.
  • HealthyBodySickMind
    HealthyBodySickMind Posts: 1,207 Member
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    okay, so i saw that we've already figured out:

    bread mold = penicillin.

    but what i haven't seen on here yet: penicillin = antibiotic; and antibiotics can screw up birth control.

    so instead of dying, you might have a baby.

    alternatively, use condoms for the next week.
  • HealthyBodySickMind
    HealthyBodySickMind Posts: 1,207 Member
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    oh, and as a side note, let's be honest.... how many of us knew the penicillin from bread mold thing from watching teenage mutant ninja turtles?
  • ElizabethRoad
    ElizabethRoad Posts: 5,138 Member
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    okay, so i saw that we've already figured out:

    bread mold = penicillin.

    but what i haven't seen on here yet: penicillin = antibiotic; and antibiotics can screw up birth control.

    so instead of dying, you might have a baby.

    alternatively, use condoms for the next week.
    Bread mold isn't actually penicillin. Penicillin is made from it.
  • ElizabethRoad
    ElizabethRoad Posts: 5,138 Member
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    oh, and as a side note, let's be honest.... how many of us knew the penicillin from bread mold thing from watching teenage mutant ninja turtles?
    I knew it from going to school.
  • ennaejay
    ennaejay Posts: 575
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    i should have practiced my kegels.... this thread was too funny on a full bladder
  • HealthyBodySickMind
    HealthyBodySickMind Posts: 1,207 Member
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    wow, little-miss-doesn't-like jokes, let me clarify to the point of being un-funny...


    i did know that penicillin was made from bread mold, i was oversimplifying in favor of brevity

    and

    i heard michelangelo ask, "do you like penicillin on your pizza?" long, long before i took microbiology, biochemistry, cell bio, or genetics.
  • chinadoll725
    chinadoll725 Posts: 36 Member
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    Moldy bread is the beginning of the zombie apocalypse... it all starts with YOU!!


    Yeah, just remember rule #1; Cardio...
  • thor1god1of1awesome
    thor1god1of1awesome Posts: 481 Member
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    wow, little-miss-doesn't-like jokes, let me clarify to the point of being un-funny...


    i did know that penicillin was made from bread mold, i was oversimplifying in favor of brevity

    and

    i heard michelangelo ask, "do you like penicillin on your pizza?" long, long before i took microbiology, biochemistry, cell bio, or genetics.
    Highfive for the TMNT quoit your now one of my heroes
  • kennethmgreen
    kennethmgreen Posts: 1,759 Member
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    haha some of these responses are hilarious!!!
    They are funny. And I want to applaud you, OP, for not getting bent out of shape, offended or defensive about them. Thank you.

    Also, stop eating moldy bread.
  • nerdyandilikeit
    nerdyandilikeit Posts: 2,185 Member
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    oh, and as a side note, let's be honest.... how many of us knew the penicillin from bread mold thing from watching teenage mutant ninja turtles?
    I knew it from going to school.

    So, you watched the Ninja Turtles at school? Cool.

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