Sterotypes that actually fit you

MereMe

I am Southern and I love some fried food! (Thus my dire need for MFP!!!)

IronmanPanda

I'm a Canadian and hate it when stupid Americans think we drink sh*tty beer.
We have taste buds, are not your "hat" and we're not in love with your country. We make fun of it on a daily basis.

Whoah there... and I am only saying this because I care - there are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing. :flowerforyou:

Hottness4Lyfe

and this too!!! I've yet to meet anything thrown in hot grease that isn't tasty....

TubbsMcGee

I'm a Canadian and hate it when stupid Americans think we drink sh*tty beer.
We have taste buds, are not your "hat" and we're not in love with your country. We make fun of it on a daily basis.

I have some Irish blood in me. I can drink you under the table, and then kick your *kitten* before you've finished your first drink.

Just a clarification, my post was in jest since I know that's a common stereotype of us 'Murcans. Sorry for not inserting the appropriate (Also, I've only ever known my friends from Detroit to drink Molson.) :drinker:

Haha! No worries -- I forgot to insert the little goofy faces too!


"...'Murcans" omg too funny... :laugh:

shanolap

I am an Aries and am very stubborn, assertive, independant, impulsive and impatient. I am also an only child.


I feel bad for my husband...(NOT)!

fakeplastictree

I'm a woman.. and I'm moody. :blushing:

hannahlbur

I'm a woman and I'm crap at reversing!! Also a secretary. Ugh for now.

rockeraxXx

I am 100% MEXICAN and eat chili everyday!!! I also enjoy a nice bowl of PINTO BEANS and can drink beer as early as 9am! :drinker:

Grimmerick

I'm a Canadian and hate it when stupid Americans think we drink sh*tty beer.
We have taste buds, are not your "hat" and we're not in love with your country. We make fun of it on a daily basis.

I have some Irish blood in me. I can drink you under the table, and then kick your *kitten* before you've finished your first drink.

stupid americans huh, you sure you aren't french canadian...............or just french.

Just kidding I like french people and canadians too

CaptainGordo

I am 100% MEXICAN and eat chili everyday!!! I also enjoy a nice bowl of PINTO BEANS and can drink beer as early as 9am! :drinker:

Eso!!!

Pollart77

I'm a women and I will ask you if my butt looks big in these jeans, if you respond with a yes I will kill you!

MereMe

I am an Aries and am very stubborn, assertive, independant, impulsive and impatient. I am also an only child.


I feel bad for my husband...(NOT)!

^^^^ ditto

chocolateandvodka

Yes red is a flavor...:drinker:

this i love.

0SimplymeStacyLea0

I'm a Virgo and I'm everything they say a Virgo is - practical, reliable, analytical, organized. :-)

Amen! At least you aren't in denial :laugh:

mrmarius

i'm black and love fried chicken and watermelon

TubbsMcGee

I'm a Canadian and hate it when stupid Americans think we drink sh*tty beer.
We have taste buds, are not your "hat" and we're not in love with your country. We make fun of it on a daily basis.

Just a clarification, my post was in jest since I know that's a common stereotype of us 'Murcans. Sorry for not inserting the appropriate (Also, I've only ever known my friends from Detroit to drink Molson.) :drinker:

I, for one, have never heard the stereotype of Canadians being enamored with the US. Now, Japanese teens, on the other hand...

The "hat" thing is a geography joke, and not a stereotype.

LOL

Sorry, wasn't trying to derail the thread. I giggled the entire time I was writing it (funny how those smileys can make so much of a difference!)

We understand the geography part of the joke, it just p*sses all of us off when rude folks from the US feel the need to mention that "Canada would be nothing without the US, we practically own you...you're just our stupid hat."

That is all, not trying to start a poo flinging match! :flowerforyou:

liveinthemix

I am a Leo and I love being the center of attention....

Ditto!!!!

Ditto ditto..

Phoenix1401

I'm black so I cant swim.
I'm a black woman and I hate getting my hair wet!

CoryIda

We understand the geography part of the joke, it just p*sses all of us off when rude folks from the US feel the need to mention that "Canada would be nothing without the US, we practically own you...you're just our stupid hat."

That is all, not trying to start a poo flinging match! :flowerforyou:

People actually SAY that????? :noway:
I guess I now fit the stereotype of ignorant lower-class American, since I certainly had never heard of that before.

inotnew

I'm an *kitten* because I'm a man.

sorry, had to laugh!

cmriverside

I'm an only child, therefore I live alone.

I live alone, therefore I have cats. . . only two.

Phoenix1401

I'm a Virgo and I'm everything they say a Virgo is - practical, reliable, analytical, organized. :-)

Amen! At least you aren't in denial :laugh:

Cheers! Team Virgo!

cxdyer

I am blonde and most jokes have to be explained to me....twice or I don't get it.

Phoenix1401

I'm an only child, therefore I live alone.

I live alone, therefore I have cats. . . only two.

Only child here! When I move out in 3 months I'll just have 2 dogs and I like being alone!

myofibril

Yeah, I'm Asian so I have a really, really small......

criminal record.

La_Amazona

I am a mexican woman who can get a little crazy at times. :bigsmile: :explode: :mad: :laugh: :grumble: :devil:

I am a pastor's daughter and it IS true.. what they say.

La_Amazona

I am a Pastor's kid and I went "bad" as soon as I got to college.

My dad was a preacher and I went "bad" before I even got to college...lol.

ME THREE!!!! :drinker:

CaptainGordo

I am a mexican woman who can get a little crazy at times.

Ay, viejas locas...

cbu23

I am a woman, and I am a secretary. Man does that sting to be in a stereotypical woman's role

Me, too!

Me as well!

0SimplymeStacyLea0

I'm southern, and my first instinct is to be nice & hospitable, even when people bluntly need their *kitten* handed to them.

^^ this is me as well :bigsmile: