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  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,229 Member
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    hahaha dish! what stupid stuff do they do? it once took about 4 of us to fix the copy machine with the written instructions lol

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Yes, I can totally relate.
  • Pollywog39
    Pollywog39 Posts: 1,730 Member
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    I am black...and I luv fried chicken, watermelon, and red Kool Aid... Yes red is a flavor...:drinker:

    THAT there just made me lol!

    I'm a Female, very white, post-menopausal, Finnish/Irish/English Northern Minnesotan who doesn't give a ratz azz if you like me or not............and who KNOWS that living in Northern Minnesota causes you to be Minnesota Nice, but ONLY when the weather isn't 50 below zero......then we all become b!!tches from hell :noway: :noway:
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
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    I'm short, and I hate being told that I'm short!
  • Pollywog39
    Pollywog39 Posts: 1,730 Member
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    I am a mexican woman who can get a little crazy at times.
    Ay, viejas locas...
    pues que chingados puedo decir?!?!? Y TE GUSTA!!!!
    Pues, si. Dominar una yegua loca suele ser divertido.

    HEY............yer in 'Murica, you gots to speak Murican!!!!!

    grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr



    :wink: :laugh: :wink: :laugh: :wink:
  • bikermike5094
    bikermike5094 Posts: 1,752 Member
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    Im a combat veteran and I get my butt handed to me in modern warfare by 14 year olds who haven't gone through puberty yet
    THIS!!!!!
  • Bridget28152723
    Bridget28152723 Posts: 372 Member
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    Im a redhead and If I dont get my way ....I will make sure I do .....I can be kinda tempermental
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
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    I'm a Scorpio (here it goes)
    My emotions are unpredictable
    Sex with me is awesome!
    I can always tell when somebody is lying/"stretching the truth"
    I don't want to be your friend if it is only for your gain. I want to have mutual gain from my relationships.
    I hate it when people try to hard to be my friend

    Other than that
    I'm a college student and I'm eating pizza right now because I have 0 food in the house and this is the cheapest form of food I can get.
    I was in choir for 5 years and I'm a music snob
    Although I was in choir for so long, I have no musical talent, so I play Rock Band to make myself feel cool
    I'm sarcastic, and when I see other people trying to be sarcastic because I'm near, I find it pathetic
    I'm an animal lover, and I can spend hours with my pets, and I sometimes talk to them
  • raevynn
    raevynn Posts: 666 Member
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    I'm a Leo - "table dancing Leo"... so stereotypical that someone that I didn't even know looked at me once, and said "YOU are a LEO!"

    I'm also a redhead... as my Dear Hubby says, "Blonds may have more fun, but redheads ARE more fun"... so I'm very passionate, whether it's "passion" or just any sort of emotional reaction!

    I live in Washington state, and I love coffee! :drinker:
  • kapeluza
    kapeluza Posts: 3,434 Member
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    Im a combat veteran and I get my butt handed to me in modern warfare by 14 year olds who haven't gone through puberty yet

    You forgot women too.
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
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    I forgot, I'm Liberal and I'm a "gay-lover," Socialist, tree hugger (I do physically hug trees, too), Hippie, pro-choice, animal lover, gun hater, capital punishment hater, basically a bleeding-heart Liberal. And, I love FDR!
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
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    I am black - I like fried chicken and I am a really good dancer.
    I am also aging really well. Not a gray hair or a wrinkle. 'Black don't crack'.
    My mom also has only a few gray and wrinkles at 68.

    I'm white and I have 0 rhythm, therefore, I cannot dance!
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,887 Member
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    I'm white and I have 0 rhythm, therefore, I cannot dance!
    Sigh... me too. You should see me do Zumba. It's quite entertaining.

    I've got one that (surprisingly) no one has mentioned yet - I am a mom and I *know* that my kid is the smartest, funniest, best looking child on the planet.
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
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    I'm white and I have 0 rhythm, therefore, I cannot dance!
    Sigh... me too. You should see me do Zumba. It's quite entertaining.

    I've got one that (surprisingly) no one has mentioned yet - I am a mom and I *know* that my kid is the smartest, funniest, best looking child on the planet.

    I figured out that the only move I can do well in Zumba is this one that I like to call "the football player" because it requires minimal balance and 0 rhythm.
  • ajbeans
    ajbeans Posts: 2,857 Member
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    I'm white and I have 0 rhythm, therefore, I cannot dance!
    Sigh... me too. You should see me do Zumba. It's quite entertaining.

    I've got one that (surprisingly) no one has mentioned yet - I am a mom and I *know* that my kid is the smartest, funniest, best looking child on the planet.

    I don't feel that I fall into that stereotype. Because while most moms just *think* their kids are the best, it's an undeniable fact that MY kids *are* the best. Just sayin'. :laugh:
  • Tree72
    Tree72 Posts: 942 Member
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    I'm a classic Libra; I want to know all the pros and cons and contemplate every angle before making a decision.
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
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    I'm white and I have 0 rhythm, therefore, I cannot dance!
    Sigh... me too. You should see me do Zumba. It's quite entertaining.

    I've got one that (surprisingly) no one has mentioned yet - I am a mom and I *know* that my kid is the smartest, funniest, best looking child on the planet.

    I don't feel that I fall into that stereotype. Because while most moms just *think* their kids are the best, it's an undeniable fact that MY kids *are* the best. Just sayin'. :laugh:

    I don't have kids, but I know I'm the best, thus my kids will be the best. And the cutest.
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,887 Member
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    I'm white and I have 0 rhythm, therefore, I cannot dance!
    Sigh... me too. You should see me do Zumba. It's quite entertaining.

    I've got one that (surprisingly) no one has mentioned yet - I am a mom and I *know* that my kid is the smartest, funniest, best looking child on the planet.

    I figured out that the only move I can do well in Zumba is this one that I like to call "the football player" because it requires minimal balance and 0 rhythm.
    I just hide in the back and give it my all, headless-chicken style (your would think that, having done Zumba for a year, I would have gotten decent at it, but no. I guess I am just too Caucasian).
    I wrote this blog near the beginning of the year, and (other than the weight thing) it is still true today.
    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/blog/CoryIda/view/zumba-headless-chicken-style-71086

    Another stereotype I fit - I am a brainiac nerd and love to read. Someone recently joked that they looked up Bibliophage in the dictionary and found my name...
    Of course, I knew what the definition of bibliophage was without having to look it up.
  • hush7hush
    hush7hush Posts: 2,273 Member
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    I'm Swedish. I'm naturally blonde/blue eyes/tallish.

    I'm a Gemini. I do have multiple personalities. My best friends often call my moods "Michigan Weather."
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
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    I'm the misfit of my family, so I listen to metal, wear black and have piercings. I dread family gatherings of any sort, and I prefer to be with my friends.
  • LorinaLynn
    LorinaLynn Posts: 13,247 Member
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    I'm a girl and I love pink, sparkly things, my little fluffy dog, kittens, lip gloss, high heels and kissing boys!

    I'm also (a large percentage) Scottish and extremely thrifty.

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